Hypnotic Harlequin
@hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social
18+ ONLY
Hypno person, clown fucker, general weirdo. 30s
Profile Pic by SleepyStephbot
Hypno person, clown fucker, general weirdo. 30s
Profile Pic by SleepyStephbot
....tempted to pitch the really stupid hypno-kink TTRPG I made....
Teaser: Plus One is launching a line of adult games to support creators who are getting deplatformed/don't have a place to put their sexy shit.
Currently, we are calling it Plus One XXXP.
If you pitch us a game for this we have one specific ask:
BRING YOUR HORNY SHIT FORWARD!
#TextNotSubtext
Currently, we are calling it Plus One XXXP.
If you pitch us a game for this we have one specific ask:
BRING YOUR HORNY SHIT FORWARD!
#TextNotSubtext
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 AM
....tempted to pitch the really stupid hypno-kink TTRPG I made....
Hypnotist said my trigger wrong and accidentally activated my spin attack :(
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Hypnotist said my trigger wrong and accidentally activated my spin attack :(
Fun Fact: You can just start panicking! You don't need a reason!
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Fun Fact: You can just start panicking! You don't need a reason!
Saw a poster promoting a "Unleashed K9 Meetup" and I'm unsure if its for dogs or perverts.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Saw a poster promoting a "Unleashed K9 Meetup" and I'm unsure if its for dogs or perverts.
That's it! You've gone too far this time!
*Turns your fursuit into a skin suit*
*Turns your fursuit into a skin suit*
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 AM
That's it! You've gone too far this time!
*Turns your fursuit into a skin suit*
*Turns your fursuit into a skin suit*
Wake up sleepyhead!
Your wedding to Jar-Jar Binks is in an hour and you're not even in your dress yet!!
Your wedding to Jar-Jar Binks is in an hour and you're not even in your dress yet!!
Just discovered there is a Japanese firm that organizes fake weddings where you can marry your favorite anime character.
I now need to hypnotize someone and make them marry the dumbest or most obscure character possible.
I now need to hypnotize someone and make them marry the dumbest or most obscure character possible.
January 25, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Wake up sleepyhead!
Your wedding to Jar-Jar Binks is in an hour and you're not even in your dress yet!!
Your wedding to Jar-Jar Binks is in an hour and you're not even in your dress yet!!
Want to hypnotize someone and make them think they're really good at Smash Bros.
Then enter them in a tournament and watch as they get their butt handed to them.
Then enter them in a tournament and watch as they get their butt handed to them.
January 25, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Want to hypnotize someone and make them think they're really good at Smash Bros.
Then enter them in a tournament and watch as they get their butt handed to them.
Then enter them in a tournament and watch as they get their butt handed to them.
Just discovered there is a Japanese firm that organizes fake weddings where you can marry your favorite anime character.
I now need to hypnotize someone and make them marry the dumbest or most obscure character possible.
I now need to hypnotize someone and make them marry the dumbest or most obscure character possible.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Just discovered there is a Japanese firm that organizes fake weddings where you can marry your favorite anime character.
I now need to hypnotize someone and make them marry the dumbest or most obscure character possible.
I now need to hypnotize someone and make them marry the dumbest or most obscure character possible.
Bimbofying you by replacing all of your knowledge and memories with Umamusume trivia.
January 24, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Bimbofying you by replacing all of your knowledge and memories with Umamusume trivia.
Hypnotist who just screams at you.
January 23, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Hypnotist who just screams at you.
Hypnotic music, but its Bossa Nova.
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Hypnotic music, but its Bossa Nova.
Drones, but rather than latex and gas masks, they just wear overalls over their usual clothes.
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Drones, but rather than latex and gas masks, they just wear overalls over their usual clothes.
Doll play, but you're one of those dolls people practice CPR on.
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Doll play, but you're one of those dolls people practice CPR on.
So, you know how, in Space Sheriff Gavan, the heroes transform instantly. But then the narrator says:
"Gavan transforms into his combat suit 0.05 seconds. Let's watch the whole process in slow motion"
And then you see the whole transformation sequence.
Do that, but after an instant induction.
"Gavan transforms into his combat suit 0.05 seconds. Let's watch the whole process in slow motion"
And then you see the whole transformation sequence.
Do that, but after an instant induction.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
So, you know how, in Space Sheriff Gavan, the heroes transform instantly. But then the narrator says:
"Gavan transforms into his combat suit 0.05 seconds. Let's watch the whole process in slow motion"
And then you see the whole transformation sequence.
Do that, but after an instant induction.
"Gavan transforms into his combat suit 0.05 seconds. Let's watch the whole process in slow motion"
And then you see the whole transformation sequence.
Do that, but after an instant induction.
Sure, "only stupid people get hypnotized" is a myth.
But it is hotter if we act like it is true.
But it is hotter if we act like it is true.
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Sure, "only stupid people get hypnotized" is a myth.
But it is hotter if we act like it is true.
But it is hotter if we act like it is true.
Reposted by Hypnotic Harlequin
me shoving dirty feet in my followers' faces
Hypno kink content needs to get weirder.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
me shoving dirty feet in my followers' faces
Reposted by Hypnotic Harlequin
so what kind of therapist are you looking for?
me: uh, nothing in particular…
my brain: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reparen...
me: uh, nothing in particular…
my brain: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reparen...
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 AM
so what kind of therapist are you looking for?
me: uh, nothing in particular…
my brain: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reparen...
me: uh, nothing in particular…
my brain: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reparen...
Hypno kink content needs to get weirder.
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Hypno kink content needs to get weirder.
I want to set up a profile where I act like one of those new age hypnosis life-coaches.
I'll post stuff like "Top 5 tips to help you manifest in trance"
But all the tips are "Your name is Dave"
I'll post stuff like "Top 5 tips to help you manifest in trance"
But all the tips are "Your name is Dave"
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I want to set up a profile where I act like one of those new age hypnosis life-coaches.
I'll post stuff like "Top 5 tips to help you manifest in trance"
But all the tips are "Your name is Dave"
I'll post stuff like "Top 5 tips to help you manifest in trance"
But all the tips are "Your name is Dave"
They don't teach you this in school.
But a beach ball can be your girlfriend.
But a beach ball can be your girlfriend.
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
They don't teach you this in school.
But a beach ball can be your girlfriend.
But a beach ball can be your girlfriend.
I think being hit in the spine with a hammer would fix me.
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I think being hit in the spine with a hammer would fix me.
I'm so frustrated with life right now.
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 AM
I'm so frustrated with life right now.
"Oh hey, sweetie!
These nice ladies were talking about Disney movies, so I was telling them how we had to hide our copy of The Little Mermaid.
Whenever he watched it he would have nightmares about Ursula and end up wetting the bed!
So cute. Oh Bambi? No he didn't watch that one very often..."
These nice ladies were talking about Disney movies, so I was telling them how we had to hide our copy of The Little Mermaid.
Whenever he watched it he would have nightmares about Ursula and end up wetting the bed!
So cute. Oh Bambi? No he didn't watch that one very often..."
Humiliation Scene Idea:
We go to a hypnosis con, but I act like your oblivious but overly enthusiastic Mom.
We go to a hypnosis con, but I act like your oblivious but overly enthusiastic Mom.
January 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
"Oh hey, sweetie!
These nice ladies were talking about Disney movies, so I was telling them how we had to hide our copy of The Little Mermaid.
Whenever he watched it he would have nightmares about Ursula and end up wetting the bed!
So cute. Oh Bambi? No he didn't watch that one very often..."
These nice ladies were talking about Disney movies, so I was telling them how we had to hide our copy of The Little Mermaid.
Whenever he watched it he would have nightmares about Ursula and end up wetting the bed!
So cute. Oh Bambi? No he didn't watch that one very often..."
Humiliation Scene Idea:
We go to a hypnosis con, but I act like your oblivious but overly enthusiastic Mom.
We go to a hypnosis con, but I act like your oblivious but overly enthusiastic Mom.
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Humiliation Scene Idea:
We go to a hypnosis con, but I act like your oblivious but overly enthusiastic Mom.
We go to a hypnosis con, but I act like your oblivious but overly enthusiastic Mom.
Adding a Yamcha body pillow to my Throne.
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Adding a Yamcha body pillow to my Throne.