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Hypnotic Harlequin
@hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social
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Hypno person, clown fucker, general weirdo. 30s

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January 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Check out my new video series where I hypnotize alt-girls and make them learn to love the Dreamcast.
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 AM
DVDs are superior to streaming because they have have a hole you can finger.
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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[during sex]

trust me, you're gonna love this
this... is a super saiyan
and this is what is known as a super saiyan that has ascended past a super saiyan
or, you can just call this a super saiyan 2

and this... is to go... even further beyond
[loudest orgasm ever sound effect]
[during sex]

stop holding back
show me your full power
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Hypnosis visor that looks like big swirly anime glasses
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Zatanna fan-fic doesn't embrace her wild her powers are.
January 30, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Hypnosis that makes you believe it is butter.
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (1990, Tom Stoppard)
i give up. what is it with you girls. fucking hopeless
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Hypnosis is just baseball with added steps.
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 AM
....tempted to pitch the really stupid hypno-kink TTRPG I made....
Teaser: Plus One is launching a line of adult games to support creators who are getting deplatformed/don't have a place to put their sexy shit.

Currently, we are calling it Plus One XXXP.

If you pitch us a game for this we have one specific ask:
BRING YOUR HORNY SHIT FORWARD!

#TextNotSubtext
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Hypnotist said my trigger wrong and accidentally activated my spin attack :(
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Fun Fact: You can just start panicking! You don't need a reason!
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Saw a poster promoting a "Unleashed K9 Meetup" and I'm unsure if its for dogs or perverts.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
That's it! You've gone too far this time!

*Turns your fursuit into a skin suit*
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Wake up sleepyhead!

Your wedding to Jar-Jar Binks is in an hour and you're not even in your dress yet!!
Just discovered there is a Japanese firm that organizes fake weddings where you can marry your favorite anime character.

I now need to hypnotize someone and make them marry the dumbest or most obscure character possible.
January 25, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Want to hypnotize someone and make them think they're really good at Smash Bros.

Then enter them in a tournament and watch as they get their butt handed to them.
January 25, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Just discovered there is a Japanese firm that organizes fake weddings where you can marry your favorite anime character.

I now need to hypnotize someone and make them marry the dumbest or most obscure character possible.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Bimbofying you by replacing all of your knowledge and memories with Umamusume trivia.
January 24, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Hypnotist who just screams at you.
January 23, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Hypnotic music, but its Bossa Nova.
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Drones, but rather than latex and gas masks, they just wear overalls over their usual clothes.
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Doll play, but you're one of those dolls people practice CPR on.
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 PM
So, you know how, in Space Sheriff Gavan, the heroes transform instantly. But then the narrator says:

"Gavan transforms into his combat suit 0.05 seconds. Let's watch the whole process in slow motion"

And then you see the whole transformation sequence.

Do that, but after an instant induction.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Sure, "only stupid people get hypnotized" is a myth.

But it is hotter if we act like it is true.
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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me shoving dirty feet in my followers' faces
Hypno kink content needs to get weirder.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM