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God gave me these opinions, but as a joke.
Congratulations Jim
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
This could be us
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
A collectible card game but instead of goblins and skeletons the cards are different ingredients, and instead of killing a wizard the goal is to make the most delicious dinner.
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
🤌 spaghetti 🤌
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
January 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This ska festival lineup looks sick as hell dude
January 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Do you like your cheese kransky roll circumcised or uncircumcised
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Christmas lunch is tomorrow so the prep starts now. I've just dried and salted the lamb leg and it's chilling in the fridge. Now making a stock from leek tops, asparagus bottoms, garlic and seaweed. That's going to be used for the pea puree.
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
December 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
When was the last time you ate a big sandwich
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Send help.
December 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Saute some asparagus spears in garlic and plenty of butter. Add a splash of lemon juice and serve on toast with a runny fried egg.

Deconstructed hollandaise.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Yeah, dude. Eat more cabbage, it's tasty and good for you
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Food discourse is definitely one of the lower stakes forms of posting on here and that makes it special to me. But like anything we experience in our daily lives a significant number of people are going to make it about their other grievances, warranted or not.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My take on the pie discourse is I could go a pie right now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
That tray-baked stuffing is the easy one because I've also stuffed the bird. Checkmate.
One’s gotta go
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
lmao
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM