HXRDWIRED
@hxrdwired.bsky.social
Super tech nerd, custom pc builder, business afficiando and resume builder.
I wish this app a very pleasant is dead
June 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I wish this app a very pleasant is dead
I was kicked out of the tortured poets department because all my poems were about cranking hog
May 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I was kicked out of the tortured poets department because all my poems were about cranking hog
I have enough stamina to hold a conversation for about 3 minutes. after that i start taking physical damage.
May 16, 2024 at 11:39 AM
I have enough stamina to hold a conversation for about 3 minutes. after that i start taking physical damage.
this meeting could have been a fist-fight.
May 15, 2024 at 9:56 AM
this meeting could have been a fist-fight.
if you think your dog is the best dog in the world, you're right.
May 15, 2024 at 7:31 AM
if you think your dog is the best dog in the world, you're right.
how do I get off the spectrum, I'm done.
May 9, 2024 at 9:51 PM
how do I get off the spectrum, I'm done.
I care more about dogs than any human celebrity. they are the real mvps.
May 8, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I care more about dogs than any human celebrity. they are the real mvps.
excuse me sir. have we tried substance abuse my liege?
May 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
excuse me sir. have we tried substance abuse my liege?
actually, all my systems are nervous.
May 6, 2024 at 10:25 PM
actually, all my systems are nervous.
it was the best of times (going to sleep) it was the worst of times (waking up)
May 4, 2024 at 7:51 PM
it was the best of times (going to sleep) it was the worst of times (waking up)
3 months of a giant hole in my ceiling. 4 people have shown up assuming it's leaking. the ticket says drywall you bastards.
anyone know any good property lawyers? I'll offer 80% take idgaf.
anyone know any good property lawyers? I'll offer 80% take idgaf.
April 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
3 months of a giant hole in my ceiling. 4 people have shown up assuming it's leaking. the ticket says drywall you bastards.
anyone know any good property lawyers? I'll offer 80% take idgaf.
anyone know any good property lawyers? I'll offer 80% take idgaf.
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The dick sucking factory called, your mom was in an accident.
December 12, 2023 at 7:29 AM
The dick sucking factory called, your mom was in an accident.
remember kids: when you say "they wouldn't do that" they absolutely will.
Anyone know any good work from home Jobs for a *great* manager?
I need to support this newborn lol
Anyone know any good work from home Jobs for a *great* manager?
I need to support this newborn lol
April 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
remember kids: when you say "they wouldn't do that" they absolutely will.
Anyone know any good work from home Jobs for a *great* manager?
I need to support this newborn lol
Anyone know any good work from home Jobs for a *great* manager?
I need to support this newborn lol
you talk like your parents really loved you (derogatory)
April 3, 2024 at 8:54 PM
you talk like your parents really loved you (derogatory)
I click on smaller creators in youtube all the time. today was a mistake, the video was so loud my asshole puckered into my ear.
March 29, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I click on smaller creators in youtube all the time. today was a mistake, the video was so loud my asshole puckered into my ear.
why does every person in the grocery store feel like my enemy?
March 28, 2024 at 4:50 PM
why does every person in the grocery store feel like my enemy?
yall. I figured out proof that the world is broke. I ain't find any money on the ground anymore.
March 27, 2024 at 6:47 AM
yall. I figured out proof that the world is broke. I ain't find any money on the ground anymore.
you're in silent hill but, your only flashlight is the light on your dab pen when you take a hit.
March 27, 2024 at 5:17 AM
you're in silent hill but, your only flashlight is the light on your dab pen when you take a hit.
math rock is just dubstep for people that prefer metal over edm.
March 26, 2024 at 9:51 PM
math rock is just dubstep for people that prefer metal over edm.
I'm currently in a lying competition and my opponent is a redditor.
what do I say?
what do I say?
March 25, 2024 at 6:25 AM
I'm currently in a lying competition and my opponent is a redditor.
what do I say?
what do I say?
if you work in direct customer service you should be able to legally fight any 1 customer per calendar year and you get free meals every day.
let's just make this happen since Healthcare ain't on the table.
let's just make this happen since Healthcare ain't on the table.
March 23, 2024 at 10:23 AM
if you work in direct customer service you should be able to legally fight any 1 customer per calendar year and you get free meals every day.
let's just make this happen since Healthcare ain't on the table.
let's just make this happen since Healthcare ain't on the table.
alright, dragons dogma 2 Is a 9/10 so far and I'm having a fucking blast. maxed archer, gonna buy a cats head and smuggle myself across the border for new skills.
March 23, 2024 at 10:20 AM
alright, dragons dogma 2 Is a 9/10 so far and I'm having a fucking blast. maxed archer, gonna buy a cats head and smuggle myself across the border for new skills.
gamers: "we want something different"
capcom: "here's dragons dogma"
gamers: "this is a cash grab, my 4090 doesn't get 400 frames maxed out, trash review bomb"
gamers are killing things and they don't even know it. this is exactly why no one's trying anything new. yall are fuckheads.
capcom: "here's dragons dogma"
gamers: "this is a cash grab, my 4090 doesn't get 400 frames maxed out, trash review bomb"
gamers are killing things and they don't even know it. this is exactly why no one's trying anything new. yall are fuckheads.
March 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
gamers: "we want something different"
capcom: "here's dragons dogma"
gamers: "this is a cash grab, my 4090 doesn't get 400 frames maxed out, trash review bomb"
gamers are killing things and they don't even know it. this is exactly why no one's trying anything new. yall are fuckheads.
capcom: "here's dragons dogma"
gamers: "this is a cash grab, my 4090 doesn't get 400 frames maxed out, trash review bomb"
gamers are killing things and they don't even know it. this is exactly why no one's trying anything new. yall are fuckheads.
zoom in to see the psycho drugged up and nutless.
March 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM
zoom in to see the psycho drugged up and nutless.
just a casual reminder that dragons dogma 2 is about to consume my life and I'm going to feel great loss when it ends.
prepping you for the emotional roller coaster.
prepping you for the emotional roller coaster.
March 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM
just a casual reminder that dragons dogma 2 is about to consume my life and I'm going to feel great loss when it ends.
prepping you for the emotional roller coaster.
prepping you for the emotional roller coaster.