Heather
@hwheaties.bsky.social
Mother, wife, dog mama, workout junkie, high school English teacher/instructional coach, writer, editor, #lilacthief. She/her. Coloradan by way of Baltimore.
Ok Colorado is cool because sometimes you walk outside and you’re literally in a cloud.
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ok Colorado is cool because sometimes you walk outside and you’re literally in a cloud.
Been away awhile. My mental health can only handle so much right now, and work is putting me through it.
Check on your teacher/educator friends. We are not okay.
Check on your teacher/educator friends. We are not okay.
September 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Been away awhile. My mental health can only handle so much right now, and work is putting me through it.
Check on your teacher/educator friends. We are not okay.
Check on your teacher/educator friends. We are not okay.
Every time I try to school my expression, I realize I can’t afford the tuition.
September 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Every time I try to school my expression, I realize I can’t afford the tuition.
Welp, back to work tomorrow.
August 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Welp, back to work tomorrow.
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Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.
July 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.
One of my favorite things to do is not talk to people.
July 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One of my favorite things to do is not talk to people.
America is awesome because we have express lanes on highways so you can pay money to get to work faster.
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
America is awesome because we have express lanes on highways so you can pay money to get to work faster.
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So... Colbert is winning his time slot... is gaining viewers... but CBS is cancelling the show for "financial reasons?"
That seems... off.
That seems... off.
July 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So... Colbert is winning his time slot... is gaining viewers... but CBS is cancelling the show for "financial reasons?"
That seems... off.
That seems... off.
People, we have problems. The principles are sentient.
July 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
People, we have problems. The principles are sentient.
So many eggs!! So plentiful!! So great!!
July 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
So many eggs!! So plentiful!! So great!!
Me: …
Aisle Seat Dude: …
United: How was your flight?
Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Aisle Seat Dude: …
United: How was your flight?
Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me: …
Aisle Seat Dude: …
United: How was your flight?
Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Aisle Seat Dude: …
United: How was your flight?
Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Watching the NBA final game—hubs just said of one player’s 3-pointer shot, “that’s a Caitlin Clark launch.”
Reader, I married him.
Reader, I married him.
June 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Watching the NBA final game—hubs just said of one player’s 3-pointer shot, “that’s a Caitlin Clark launch.”
Reader, I married him.
Reader, I married him.
I did my best to win tickets to Beyoncé. Alas, I was not successful. I wish there was a way, still. Maybe I could win the lottery 🤔
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I did my best to win tickets to Beyoncé. Alas, I was not successful. I wish there was a way, still. Maybe I could win the lottery 🤔
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This
Fuck anyone who voted for this orange asshat or didn't vote in November in the US.
I hope you step on legos barefoot for the rest of your life.
I hope you step on legos barefoot for the rest of your life.
June 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This
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How many of you have heard that No Kings Day was the largest single-day protest in American history?
Cuz it was.
Cuz it was.
June 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
How many of you have heard that No Kings Day was the largest single-day protest in American history?
Cuz it was.
Cuz it was.
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I think everyone should get to know the west African term “wahala”.
It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.
I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.
Because—- *gestures at everything*
See wahala?!???
It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.
I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.
Because—- *gestures at everything*
See wahala?!???
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I think everyone should get to know the west African term “wahala”.
It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.
I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.
Because—- *gestures at everything*
See wahala?!???
It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.
I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.
Because—- *gestures at everything*
See wahala?!???
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Major media fail: Two thirds of voters have heard "little" or "nothing at all" about the budget bill that will have huge ramifications on their daily lives. www.washingtonpost.com/documents/b7...
June 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Major media fail: Two thirds of voters have heard "little" or "nothing at all" about the budget bill that will have huge ramifications on their daily lives. www.washingtonpost.com/documents/b7...
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Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.
"Pandemonium" has lost some of its punch over the years, but originally it referred to a hell full of literal demons.
June 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.
Bring back companionable silence.
June 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bring back companionable silence.
If highways were body parts, 270 would be the armpit of Colorado.
June 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If highways were body parts, 270 would be the armpit of Colorado.
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1/ If accurate, this is almost certainly a conflict with the Posse Comitatus Act, which prohibits the use of the military for domestic law enforcement, including the National Guard if they are federalized.
June 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
1/ If accurate, this is almost certainly a conflict with the Posse Comitatus Act, which prohibits the use of the military for domestic law enforcement, including the National Guard if they are federalized.
Today’s joy is sunshine after rain.
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Today’s joy is sunshine after rain.
Today’s joy is a big ol’ chocolate chip cookie.
June 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Today’s joy is a big ol’ chocolate chip cookie.
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