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Not That Kind of Attorney
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Good Morning and Happy Monday! Patience, like strength, is acquired through strain. You don’t know much you have unless and until you’re pushed to your limit. When you’re being tested and going through “it,” remind yourself, this is a test, this is only a test. Stay Up and Be Blessed! #CarpeMonday
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Good Morning and Happy Thursday! The true test of character is choosing to do the right thing even when it’s hard. How we respond to these challenges reveals who we really are, and not who we want others to believe we are. Stay Up and Be Blessed!
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Good Morning and Happy Wednesday! Whether the writing is on the wall, a sticky note on your computer screen, or tattooed on your arm, the message is there. The question is whether you’re willing to listen, learn and apply it. Stay Up and Be Blessed! #WinningWednesday
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Good Morning and Happy Tuesday! Success hinges upon our ability to move from failure bent but unbroken, tired but not defeated, down but not out. Nevertheless, we must persist. Stay Up and Be Blessed!
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Good Morning and Happy Monday! Life is a series of moments strung together to make a lifetime. We should ride the highs, learn from the lows and appreciate everything in between. Stay Up and Be Blessed! #CarpeMonday
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Happy birthday to the Sultan of Sandwich, the Lord of Lobster, Big Chief Toilet Paper, @bostonjerry.bsky.social!
a man with a beard wears a cowboy hat with three circles on it
ALT: a man with a beard wears a cowboy hat with three circles on it
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October 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A grocery store clerk in Chicago says shoppers see prices “and say, ‘What the f—? .. It happens all the time.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/economy/cons...
October 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Good Morning and Happy Wednesday! There is absolutely, positively, nothing wrong with failure. The problem lies in wallowing in, and not learning from, it. Take your lumps with your lessons and keep going. Stay Up and Be Blessed!
October 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Good Morning and Happy Tuesday! Life is hard and there is no need for you to pile on yourself or others. It costs you nothing to be kind. Stay Up and Be Blessed!
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
October 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I hate when they ask me that. Please, whirl that espresso machine and stop playing with me.
Ordering your latte online means adding an extra shot of espresso without having to deal with the judgement of the Barrista asking, “There’s already 2 shots, are you sure you want another?”
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying number one how dare you
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying number one how dare you
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October 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Bloomberg analysis reveals that electricity in areas near data centers has risen, a lot: www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

Energy is up to 267% costlier in areas w/ a data center nearby:
October 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
And this is why nerds make excellent movie villains. Because who says this with a straight face?
October 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good Morning and Happy Monday! You can't fit your new blessings with all that old baggage taking up space. Make room. Stay Up and Be Blessed! #CarpeMonday
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WTF is Jeremy?
To the surprise of no one, Mrs Jerry got me the perfect birthday cake.

(My actual bday is Wednesday, but this was my celebration with the fam tonight so please hold your best wishes until then)
October 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Hang it in the Smithsonian (pick one, any one).
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Good Morning and Happy Friday! When you’re hoping, wishing, and praying for something to happen time can appear to move at a snail’s pace. Regardless of how fast/slow things may be moving, know that they are moving precisely as they’re supposed to. Trust the process. Stay Up and Be Blessed!
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Today is Thursday, October 9th and I just received my first Black Friday email. Clear sign they're going to have to put them prices in the basement to make money this year.
October 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Classic. Should have went triple.
"We never question if the child has bad vibes" was one of my favorites
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Good morning! I posted late yesterday so yall may have missed it. Pls share with your ppl! 💙💙
Tech difficulties tried to stop us today but we move! Lol

Week 5 brings us to lupus and what it means when there’s a flare-up.

Thank you for watching! Tune in next week for your dose of Black health education. While we build our app, please signup for the waitlist at genehouse.co 💙💚
October 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Good Morning and Happy Thursday! Today is the day. The day you start, stop, or keep moving towards being the best version of yourself. Don’t waste it. Stay Up and Be Blessed!
October 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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!!! We need to start saying this more!! Government is not here to message to you! It is not your personal concierge!! If you want a better country YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR PART! Didn’t use to have this problem but we have 3 generations now of these “me me me and my feelings” assholes now.
I'm sorry. I didn't need "messaging" to not vote for the orange dickhead.

If we want to "fix" this country, not only do we have to see the bigger picture, we have to understand that it will take DECADES to do it and we can't afford to not engage with our own government.

You can't give up... EVER.
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Good Morning and Happy Wednesday! Trust the process. That’s it. That’s the message. Stay Up and Be Blessed! #WinningWednesday
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good Morning and Happy Tuesday! In a season where audacity appears to be at an all time high, we must manage what we can, let go and let God with the rest. Stay Up and Be Blessed!
October 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM