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Sean
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Future ghost, Philly suburbs - high school basketball amateur scout. Always searching for the next song.
We all are lacking some sincerity, let’s work on changing that.
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They are going to Epstein Files a murder
The state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension says they've been informed by the FBI that US DOJ has said FBI will solely lead the investigation into Renee Nicole Good's killing by a federal officer. State investigators no longer have access to "case materials, scene evidence/investigative interviews"
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Saw a donkey today
His jaw was all jacked up, or maybe he was bot that way. Not sure he didn’t answer when I asked him but he seemed content to eat grass
January 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It’s nice of them to use the picture of Rapaport without the herpes for once
Did we see this? V funny.

"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
Michael Rapaport is running for New York mayor in 2029 to save city from 'evil' Zohran Mamdani
Michael Rapaport has announced his candidacy for mayor of New York City, citing his desire to oppose the 'evil' Zohran Mamdani, who he believes will 'supersede all our fears.'
ew.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Walked by my wife who had a conference call and heard the speaker say the phrase “…and this aligns with our new corporate policy” and had a visceral reaction.
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Absolute dogshit Wordle today
January 6, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.

We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Of course he is, he’s 12
Trump is running Venezuela now?
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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thinking about this today in regards to grok
January 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
There should be professional recorder players by now
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Funny bit: Basketball refs with a humiliation kink
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Unexpected suprises: when the gummies that didn’t really do anything last time totally work great the second time.
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Attempting to queue up the perfect playlist before you start the drive - respect 🫡
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Eagles stink, shifting into High School Basketball season.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Any Bandcamp Friday recommendations?

Specifically looking for stuff that is not on streaming apps (demos, live tracks/albums, or just regular albums not on other platforms)
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Favorite piano songs? Instrumental or with vocals. I like somber radio piano so lay it on me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Being 44 and playing full court pick up ball on Saturday morning with no subs
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I can only read the first paragraph as a script for Nick Mullen’s impersonation
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My 14 year old like stale popcorn. He will make a bag, open the top and leave it in the microwave overnight and grab it the next day when he gets home from school. He likes regular popcorn too, just prefers it stale. What a weirdo!
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That ND fake punt was sick
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My father has had a couple red wines and is now explaining the idea a mashup of playing Monopoly, Risk and Battleship all as one game.

He said him and his friends used to play this in the early 70’s.

I’m into it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Halfway through, this is splendid
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
‘Hurts So Good’
need a discourse break: what’s your go-to karaoke song? mine is “Brandy” by Looking Glass. very comfortable range-wise, easy-going, crowd usually loves it
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM