The Kingfish
@hueythekingfish.bsky.social
By day, trader of corporate bonds.
By night, barbecue master and raconteur extraordinaire.
And at all hours, ally to all 🏳️⚧️ people.
The Kingfish gonna save this land.
By night, barbecue master and raconteur extraordinaire.
And at all hours, ally to all 🏳️⚧️ people.
The Kingfish gonna save this land.
First of four pork bellies for this year’s annual holiday bacon for friends and neighbors. Hand cured, driveway smoked.
(I’ve been taking payoffs from the Cardiologists’ Union for years).
(I’ve been taking payoffs from the Cardiologists’ Union for years).
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
First of four pork bellies for this year’s annual holiday bacon for friends and neighbors. Hand cured, driveway smoked.
(I’ve been taking payoffs from the Cardiologists’ Union for years).
(I’ve been taking payoffs from the Cardiologists’ Union for years).
Me and my 8 siblings, August 1974, Pineville, LA
Oldest brother is holding youngest brother.
And check out the badass in the cranberry tuff-skins….
Oldest brother is holding youngest brother.
And check out the badass in the cranberry tuff-skins….
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me and my 8 siblings, August 1974, Pineville, LA
Oldest brother is holding youngest brother.
And check out the badass in the cranberry tuff-skins….
Oldest brother is holding youngest brother.
And check out the badass in the cranberry tuff-skins….
Chain pharmacies are like airlines. They are not same or uniform but all of them deliver terrible service in their own way.
There must be a Tolstoy quote that applies….
There must be a Tolstoy quote that applies….
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Chain pharmacies are like airlines. They are not same or uniform but all of them deliver terrible service in their own way.
There must be a Tolstoy quote that applies….
There must be a Tolstoy quote that applies….
What the hell does this mean?
Is it a pop culture reference that I’m too old to get?
Is it a pop culture reference that I’m too old to get?
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What the hell does this mean?
Is it a pop culture reference that I’m too old to get?
Is it a pop culture reference that I’m too old to get?
Friendsgiving table set
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Friendsgiving table set
I like nouveau, screw the snobs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I like nouveau, screw the snobs.
If you ever think your job is pointless, remember there are guys in Germany putting turn signals on BMW’s
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If you ever think your job is pointless, remember there are guys in Germany putting turn signals on BMW’s
1/4 of the largest navy on earth is now off the coast of Venezuela
See also: dog, wag
See also: dog, wag
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
1/4 of the largest navy on earth is now off the coast of Venezuela
See also: dog, wag
See also: dog, wag
I have tremendous respect for Donald Trump Jr.
He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.
He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have tremendous respect for Donald Trump Jr.
He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.
He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.
McDonald’s French fries are stupendously overrated.
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
McDonald’s French fries are stupendously overrated.
Canada’s anthem is truly classy.
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Canada’s anthem is truly classy.
Even when you mute the TV, Jim Cramer’s voice is still nails/chalkboard
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Even when you mute the TV, Jim Cramer’s voice is still nails/chalkboard
And George Springer now drinks for free in Toronto - for good.
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
And George Springer now drinks for free in Toronto - for good.
The Left Wing Whiskey Sour
2 oz Rittenhouse bonded rye
1 oz lime juice
1 oz simple syrup
Splash of Luxardo cherry liqueur
Splash of egg white
Shake hard till the egg foams, serve in chilled glass w a dash or two of bitters
2 oz Rittenhouse bonded rye
1 oz lime juice
1 oz simple syrup
Splash of Luxardo cherry liqueur
Splash of egg white
Shake hard till the egg foams, serve in chilled glass w a dash or two of bitters
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Left Wing Whiskey Sour
2 oz Rittenhouse bonded rye
1 oz lime juice
1 oz simple syrup
Splash of Luxardo cherry liqueur
Splash of egg white
Shake hard till the egg foams, serve in chilled glass w a dash or two of bitters
2 oz Rittenhouse bonded rye
1 oz lime juice
1 oz simple syrup
Splash of Luxardo cherry liqueur
Splash of egg white
Shake hard till the egg foams, serve in chilled glass w a dash or two of bitters
Kershaw just put up the LUCKIEST scoreless inning since forever
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kershaw just put up the LUCKIEST scoreless inning since forever
In a can is vastly superior to the bottled version.
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
In a can is vastly superior to the bottled version.
Why is the world’s best dog and why is it the Golden Retriever?
October 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why is the world’s best dog and why is it the Golden Retriever?
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States
Trump’s “Gold Card” citizenship for sale has cut its price 80%, from 5MM to 1MM
His admin touts it as one of the “cheapest” passports in the global citizenship market (a very odd phrase to type)
My dad is still right: Cadillacs cost more than Chevys”
His admin touts it as one of the “cheapest” passports in the global citizenship market (a very odd phrase to type)
My dad is still right: Cadillacs cost more than Chevys”
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Trump’s “Gold Card” citizenship for sale has cut its price 80%, from 5MM to 1MM
His admin touts it as one of the “cheapest” passports in the global citizenship market (a very odd phrase to type)
My dad is still right: Cadillacs cost more than Chevys”
His admin touts it as one of the “cheapest” passports in the global citizenship market (a very odd phrase to type)
My dad is still right: Cadillacs cost more than Chevys”
That smokey smell wafting about is the Reichstag Fire du jour.
249 years was a great run.
249 years was a great run.
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
That smokey smell wafting about is the Reichstag Fire du jour.
249 years was a great run.
249 years was a great run.
TFW you order avocado toast and you get onion toast instead
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
TFW you order avocado toast and you get onion toast instead
Incontrovertible truth:
Bob Evans > Cracker Barrel
Waffle House > Bobby E’s
Bob Evans > Cracker Barrel
Waffle House > Bobby E’s
August 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Incontrovertible truth:
Bob Evans > Cracker Barrel
Waffle House > Bobby E’s
Bob Evans > Cracker Barrel
Waffle House > Bobby E’s
If I was Powell, I’d tighten in September
August 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If I was Powell, I’d tighten in September