The Kingfish
@hueythekingfish.bsky.social
By day, trader of corporate bonds.
By night, barbecue master and raconteur extraordinaire.
And at all hours, ally to all 🏳️⚧️ people.
The Kingfish gonna save this land.
By night, barbecue master and raconteur extraordinaire.
And at all hours, ally to all 🏳️⚧️ people.
The Kingfish gonna save this land.
I hung up the Mardi Gras flag today. Way in the back of the flag cabinet was the Stars and Stripes. It’s been a while since it was last flown from this house, and I don’t think it will be until all 10 of the bill of rights are back in force and the rest of the constitution is followed
Until then:
Until then:
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I hung up the Mardi Gras flag today. Way in the back of the flag cabinet was the Stars and Stripes. It’s been a while since it was last flown from this house, and I don’t think it will be until all 10 of the bill of rights are back in force and the rest of the constitution is followed
Until then:
Until then:
And the Oscar for "Looking Guilty as Hell" goes to.....
.....Pam Bondi!
.....Pam Bondi!
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
And the Oscar for "Looking Guilty as Hell" goes to.....
.....Pam Bondi!
.....Pam Bondi!
This is officially weird
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
This is officially weird
I can take or leave the standard No. 7 Jack Daniel’s but this version has become a regular 5 o’clock pour.
Higher proof than the standard but smoother, and much more complex. Less than 30 bucks a bottle, drinks like 50.
Higher proof than the standard but smoother, and much more complex. Less than 30 bucks a bottle, drinks like 50.
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I can take or leave the standard No. 7 Jack Daniel’s but this version has become a regular 5 o’clock pour.
Higher proof than the standard but smoother, and much more complex. Less than 30 bucks a bottle, drinks like 50.
Higher proof than the standard but smoother, and much more complex. Less than 30 bucks a bottle, drinks like 50.
New shipment of vitamin S.
Should last a day or two.
Should last a day or two.
February 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
New shipment of vitamin S.
Should last a day or two.
Should last a day or two.
I have never met Will Stancil. I have not been in Minnesota in 2 decades. All I know about him is his posting here and what others say about him here.
And in my opinion, the man is a HERO. I can't recall a finer version of community spirit and truly brave activism, all while maintaining a
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And in my opinion, the man is a HERO. I can't recall a finer version of community spirit and truly brave activism, all while maintaining a
1/
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I have never met Will Stancil. I have not been in Minnesota in 2 decades. All I know about him is his posting here and what others say about him here.
And in my opinion, the man is a HERO. I can't recall a finer version of community spirit and truly brave activism, all while maintaining a
1/
And in my opinion, the man is a HERO. I can't recall a finer version of community spirit and truly brave activism, all while maintaining a
1/
First bocce of the new year
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
First bocce of the new year
Tasso completed
Didn’t have any pecan so smoked with applewood instead. I doubt anyone here in NorCal will notice…
Didn’t have any pecan so smoked with applewood instead. I doubt anyone here in NorCal will notice…
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Tasso completed
Didn’t have any pecan so smoked with applewood instead. I doubt anyone here in NorCal will notice…
Didn’t have any pecan so smoked with applewood instead. I doubt anyone here in NorCal will notice…
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Where do I go wrong?
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Where do I go wrong?
I’d like to start a policy conversation:
You will probably never meet a more liberal person on the issue of immigration than me. My policy ideal is something like this:
Welcome to the promised land, here’s an ITIN, start working and settling in to being an American.
It’s a religion-level
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You will probably never meet a more liberal person on the issue of immigration than me. My policy ideal is something like this:
Welcome to the promised land, here’s an ITIN, start working and settling in to being an American.
It’s a religion-level
1/
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I’d like to start a policy conversation:
You will probably never meet a more liberal person on the issue of immigration than me. My policy ideal is something like this:
Welcome to the promised land, here’s an ITIN, start working and settling in to being an American.
It’s a religion-level
1/
You will probably never meet a more liberal person on the issue of immigration than me. My policy ideal is something like this:
Welcome to the promised land, here’s an ITIN, start working and settling in to being an American.
It’s a religion-level
1/
To anyone I annoyed in 2025, please try to improve so I don’t have to do it again in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
To anyone I annoyed in 2025, please try to improve so I don’t have to do it again in 2026.
Soaking has commenced
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Soaking has commenced
There’s a cashier at my local grocery who looks exactly like the Jim Anchower character from The Onion.
I went through his line today and he speaks in a heavy stoner accent, like Jim A would.
I went through his line today and he speaks in a heavy stoner accent, like Jim A would.
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There’s a cashier at my local grocery who looks exactly like the Jim Anchower character from The Onion.
I went through his line today and he speaks in a heavy stoner accent, like Jim A would.
I went through his line today and he speaks in a heavy stoner accent, like Jim A would.
The happiest and sweetest dog ever was born with resting sad face, so she gets EVEN MORE petting and loving
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The happiest and sweetest dog ever was born with resting sad face, so she gets EVEN MORE petting and loving
I got a shirt for Xmas that came with collar tabs. I hadn’t worn a shirt with tabs since forever ago. I started thinking about the suit and tie days and then began to wonder when the last time I did that was.
I haven’t worn a necktie since late ‘05 or early ‘06 — and my career is in finance
I haven’t worn a necktie since late ‘05 or early ‘06 — and my career is in finance
December 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I got a shirt for Xmas that came with collar tabs. I hadn’t worn a shirt with tabs since forever ago. I started thinking about the suit and tie days and then began to wonder when the last time I did that was.
I haven’t worn a necktie since late ‘05 or early ‘06 — and my career is in finance
I haven’t worn a necktie since late ‘05 or early ‘06 — and my career is in finance
Chicken/egg question:
Does watching Fox News corrode the brain into stupidity?
Or does Fox attract the already stupid?
Does watching Fox News corrode the brain into stupidity?
Or does Fox attract the already stupid?
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Chicken/egg question:
Does watching Fox News corrode the brain into stupidity?
Or does Fox attract the already stupid?
Does watching Fox News corrode the brain into stupidity?
Or does Fox attract the already stupid?
Stranger Things is three seasons of story, five seasons of programming.
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stranger Things is three seasons of story, five seasons of programming.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States
I made a pizza with this instead of red sauce and oh honey child it was fantastic.
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I made a pizza with this instead of red sauce and oh honey child it was fantastic.
youtu.be/jQvUBf5l7Vw
I was stuck on hold with Walgreens and part of the hold music was a muzak-ed up version of this.
Unexpected, to say the least
I was stuck on hold with Walgreens and part of the hold music was a muzak-ed up version of this.
Unexpected, to say the least
Iggy Pop - Lust For Life
YouTube video by IggyPopOnVEVO
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December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
youtu.be/jQvUBf5l7Vw
I was stuck on hold with Walgreens and part of the hold music was a muzak-ed up version of this.
Unexpected, to say the least
I was stuck on hold with Walgreens and part of the hold music was a muzak-ed up version of this.
Unexpected, to say the least
You need this.
December 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You need this.
In my next life I want to be so cute that when I poop on the kitchen floor, people still pet me and call me sweetie.
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In my next life I want to be so cute that when I poop on the kitchen floor, people still pet me and call me sweetie.
The Texas alphabet
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Texas alphabet
View blocked by cowboy hat.
Most Texas thing ever
Most Texas thing ever
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
View blocked by cowboy hat.
Most Texas thing ever
Most Texas thing ever