The retroactive realizer
@hrvrd.bsky.social
Great minds drop a like
The confusion’s the worst part
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The confusion’s the worst part
Dream i passed out at work and became tiny and then shit went off the rails i was having psychedelic type visions
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dream i passed out at work and became tiny and then shit went off the rails i was having psychedelic type visions
Monday to friday manager hung up on the wall a petty note for us weekend folks so I took it off, corrected her grammar in red sharpie, and put it back.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Monday to friday manager hung up on the wall a petty note for us weekend folks so I took it off, corrected her grammar in red sharpie, and put it back.
I’ve now finished all the PAL best of’s. God help me.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I’ve now finished all the PAL best of’s. God help me.
With how long we've known each other now, I feel I am owed some compromising photos @killeverything3.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
With how long we've known each other now, I feel I am owed some compromising photos @killeverything3.bsky.social
I keep walking into the trap because the cheese is too tantalizing. I am unwilling to learn, I am hungry.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I keep walking into the trap because the cheese is too tantalizing. I am unwilling to learn, I am hungry.
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Erm...we went viral on the Butterfly App...
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Erm...we went viral on the Butterfly App...
I was chilling in the hospital lobby so i wouldnt have to wait outside and an old coworker walked up to me and we chatted for like his whole break W
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I was chilling in the hospital lobby so i wouldnt have to wait outside and an old coworker walked up to me and we chatted for like his whole break W
Embracing the horror
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Embracing the horror
How it feels to bring up the thing you’ve been non-stop bringing up for like a week
a blue toy robot with red feet and a clock on its face
ALT: a blue toy robot with red feet and a clock on its face
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
How it feels to bring up the thing you’ve been non-stop bringing up for like a week
Analyzing everything >>>
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Analyzing everything >>>
My brain’s processing power is too low to answer the questions it’s been asking itself
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My brain’s processing power is too low to answer the questions it’s been asking itself
i forgot last sunday youcef told me “look up this dude people say he looks like me” so i did and the first link was pornhub i was crying
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
i forgot last sunday youcef told me “look up this dude people say he looks like me” so i did and the first link was pornhub i was crying
I accidentally poked my right index finger with a screwdriver let's fucking go can't wait to play video games
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I accidentally poked my right index finger with a screwdriver let's fucking go can't wait to play video games
When your body decides fuck the alarm we need to sleep for 11 hours today >>>>>>
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When your body decides fuck the alarm we need to sleep for 11 hours today >>>>>>
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Me and Youcef are both on like our last chance at work if either of us miss a shift without reason or come in too late we are fired LMFAO
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Me and Youcef are both on like our last chance at work if either of us miss a shift without reason or come in too late we are fired LMFAO
Vince Gilligan you've done it again
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Vince Gilligan you've done it again
I lost $40 at poker because I literally could not make a hand in like 3 hours of play. The best hand I made was a flopped A-5 straight, once, and everyone folded to my small c-bet 😕
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I lost $40 at poker because I literally could not make a hand in like 3 hours of play. The best hand I made was a flopped A-5 straight, once, and everyone folded to my small c-bet 😕
My sister bought a beanie and then didn’t like how it looked on her so she decided to just give it to me and it’s the happiest I’ve felt in like a month probably
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My sister bought a beanie and then didn’t like how it looked on her so she decided to just give it to me and it’s the happiest I’ve felt in like a month probably
Customizing my phone with apps and shit wallpapers and widgets, themes and stuff even different cases and other kind of epic shit lol my phone is so fucking cool got games and shit lol youtube and TV on it shows and movies let’s go 🍿
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Customizing my phone with apps and shit wallpapers and widgets, themes and stuff even different cases and other kind of epic shit lol my phone is so fucking cool got games and shit lol youtube and TV on it shows and movies let’s go 🍿
I finally installed iOS 26 so now I have to make my phone look like this until it starts to piss me off
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I finally installed iOS 26 so now I have to make my phone look like this until it starts to piss me off