"Quote of the day" are things others have said that I want to remember.
I am not 'better than that' nor am I the man Mr Rogers knew I could be - I can live with both.
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"While I admire your missionary zeal, I really don't see the point of interacting with people so easily pleased that an animated shop dummy hits their sweet spot."
"While I admire your missionary zeal, I really don't see the point of interacting with people so easily pleased that an animated shop dummy hits their sweet spot."
"A man so foul, you don't even want him in your spam folder"
"A man so foul, you don't even want him in your spam folder"
"After all what's not to love about the warm feeling of 'Here I am... on the other side of the country... and witnesses to say I am.' The only thing that can beat it is 'I was out of the country at the time'."
"After all what's not to love about the warm feeling of 'Here I am... on the other side of the country... and witnesses to say I am.' The only thing that can beat it is 'I was out of the country at the time'."
"One of my selection criteria for university was 'active Heavy Rock society,' so I'm not going to critique that one, but I knew I was temperamentally unsuited to positions of power..."
"One of my selection criteria for university was 'active Heavy Rock society,' so I'm not going to critique that one, but I knew I was temperamentally unsuited to positions of power..."
"I've never counted 'modesty' among my manifest and manifold character flaws."
"I've never counted 'modesty' among my manifest and manifold character flaws."
"He attempted to detest me more than I detested him. The amateur had no chance, but it was sweet he tried."
"He attempted to detest me more than I detested him. The amateur had no chance, but it was sweet he tried."
"Why, yes, my inner world is a hellscape that would have made Giger give it up and paint the Danube. I'm flattered you noticed"
"Why, yes, my inner world is a hellscape that would have made Giger give it up and paint the Danube. I'm flattered you noticed"
<looks them slowly up and down>
"Thanks - but I really don't need tips from the October 93 issue of Cosmo"
<looks them slowly up and down>
"Thanks - but I really don't need tips from the October 93 issue of Cosmo"
"They all look the same to me. I knew it wasn't Gordon Banks"
"They all look the same to me. I knew it wasn't Gordon Banks"
"I do like her voice... and her peppy foot tappers about addiction and loss."
"I do like her voice... and her peppy foot tappers about addiction and loss."
"There are some things too terrible to contemplate. A geometry of terror, a proportion of panic that one can never fully see, lest ones sanity be peeled away like an onion skin."
"There are some things too terrible to contemplate. A geometry of terror, a proportion of panic that one can never fully see, lest ones sanity be peeled away like an onion skin."
"I usually congratulate them on surviving to adulthood without losing an eye during a nose picking session.
Seems they don't take praise well."
"I usually congratulate them on surviving to adulthood without losing an eye during a nose picking session.
Seems they don't take praise well."
"Ah, you celebrate the full Stations of Manhattan. I'm more a 22nd November Cafeteria observant. Anything else is a little too "high church" for my tastes."
"Ah, you celebrate the full Stations of Manhattan. I'm more a 22nd November Cafeteria observant. Anything else is a little too "high church" for my tastes."
"One could almost believe that the stumbling demented child-king who owns it is a petty tyrant, devoid of aught but bile and spite."
"One could almost believe that the stumbling demented child-king who owns it is a petty tyrant, devoid of aught but bile and spite."
"It's good my pathological drive for accuracy has an outlet."
"It's good my pathological drive for accuracy has an outlet."
"There's nothing that I can think of that would make me say 'te absolvo' to Caligula, and I'm told I'd have made a fine Jesuit"
"There's nothing that I can think of that would make me say 'te absolvo' to Caligula, and I'm told I'd have made a fine Jesuit"
"If anyone addresses me as 'Young Man' at my age, I tend to assume they're embarking on a dramatic recitation of "YMCA"."
"If anyone addresses me as 'Young Man' at my age, I tend to assume they're embarking on a dramatic recitation of "YMCA"."
"So - is this 'manifest character flaw', 'merely amusing', or some intoxicating combination of the two?"
"So - is this 'manifest character flaw', 'merely amusing', or some intoxicating combination of the two?"
"I think my guy card elapsed in 1979"
"I think my guy card elapsed in 1979"
"Neither of them can do a hyoid strike properly, otherwise there'd not be a fight now"
"Neither of them can do a hyoid strike properly, otherwise there'd not be a fight now"
"I ape the manners of a gentleman - I'd hate to be mistaken for one"
"I ape the manners of a gentleman - I'd hate to be mistaken for one"
"I'm expecting it to go along the lines of the smooth handover between Caligula and Claudius... Although Caligula wasn't expecting the Praetorian guard"
"I'm expecting it to go along the lines of the smooth handover between Caligula and Claudius... Although Caligula wasn't expecting the Praetorian guard"
""It's already dead, you hysterical wanker" was a common phrase that tripped lightly from my lips."
""It's already dead, you hysterical wanker" was a common phrase that tripped lightly from my lips."
"It was as if a trombone obbligato was scented with raw meat and sulphur"
"It was as if a trombone obbligato was scented with raw meat and sulphur"