"Quote of the day" are things others have said that I want to remember.
I am not 'better than that' nor am I the man Mr Rogers knew I could be - I can live with both.
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"He's the renaissance man of flatulation... you think that's a brass section? Oh, sweet summer child..."
"He's the renaissance man of flatulation... you think that's a brass section? Oh, sweet summer child..."
"I don't know... use guns, or something"
"I don't know... use guns, or something"
"Angie Baby" always had a "A Rose for Emily" vibe for me. Y'all can't tell me he wasn't mummified in that closet.
"Angie Baby" always had a "A Rose for Emily" vibe for me. Y'all can't tell me he wasn't mummified in that closet.
"You know where I'm from - it didn't lend itself to an interest, unless one liked hair shirts and the taste of loss"
"You know where I'm from - it didn't lend itself to an interest, unless one liked hair shirts and the taste of loss"
" I've been to both towns, and 'magic' isn't an adjective I'd use."
" I've been to both towns, and 'magic' isn't an adjective I'd use."
"I just used the phrase 'accomodationist stance' - It sounds like the defence a GOP senator uses when caught cottaging."
"I just used the phrase 'accomodationist stance' - It sounds like the defence a GOP senator uses when caught cottaging."
"Okay, it's a llama rather than a sheep. That doesn't make it twerking any less disturbing."
"Okay, it's a llama rather than a sheep. That doesn't make it twerking any less disturbing."
"That means something very different now.
Think something akin to the drift from "awful intercourse" meaning a great conversation to "We shall never speak of this again" while not making eye contact different."
"That means something very different now.
Think something akin to the drift from "awful intercourse" meaning a great conversation to "We shall never speak of this again" while not making eye contact different."
Me, entering lounge from kitchen: "Tea's abrewing, Timer's running... Mad-ness, takes control..."
Me, entering lounge from kitchen: "Tea's abrewing, Timer's running... Mad-ness, takes control..."
"He seems pretty robust, throwing the verb 'think' around like that"
"He seems pretty robust, throwing the verb 'think' around like that"
Out of context comment
"If calling him 'old frog face' seems disrespectful, I'd like to make it clear I was aiming for 'disrespectful.'"
Out of context comment
"If calling him 'old frog face' seems disrespectful, I'd like to make it clear I was aiming for 'disrespectful.'"
"Any pithy aphorism without explicit context is more or less a Rorschach test, since the only thing you can guarantee is there is what the reader brought with them"
"Any pithy aphorism without explicit context is more or less a Rorschach test, since the only thing you can guarantee is there is what the reader brought with them"
"My dad enjoyed talent shows. My mother detested them with a venom only my mother was capable of"
"My dad enjoyed talent shows. My mother detested them with a venom only my mother was capable of"
"I long ago became my mother on a lot of levels... just not a Norman Bates one."
"I long ago became my mother on a lot of levels... just not a Norman Bates one."
"And there are places in New England where they find a lot of Canadian feet"
I'm an utter delight.
"And there are places in New England where they find a lot of Canadian feet"
I'm an utter delight.
"Unsurprisingly, I'm using a spelling which fell from grace in the 1800s.
"Unsurprisingly, I'm using a spelling which fell from grace in the 1800s.
If you read Uncle Niccolo's life under the Medicis, and compare The Prince to his work before and after, it CAN only be satire. The Discourses are a far better insight into his thinking.
If you read Uncle Niccolo's life under the Medicis, and compare The Prince to his work before and after, it CAN only be satire. The Discourses are a far better insight into his thinking.
"Some people shouldn't be allowed access to anything sharper or more stimulating than Play-Doh."
"Some people shouldn't be allowed access to anything sharper or more stimulating than Play-Doh."
"It's funny because it's needlessly charitable compared to my actual response."
"It's funny because it's needlessly charitable compared to my actual response."
"It was also the first time I've seen a Finnish professor of mythology used as a threat."
"It was also the first time I've seen a Finnish professor of mythology used as a threat."
"The only serious criticism; it was teaching the Medicis to suck eggs"
"The only serious criticism; it was teaching the Medicis to suck eggs"
"If that hadn't happened, I'd have gone to my grave perchance a little happier for being one ear worm lighter."
"If that hadn't happened, I'd have gone to my grave perchance a little happier for being one ear worm lighter."
"I'm clearly not 'better than that,' and I didn't wish them dead, just enjoyed contemplating the circumstances of that inevitability"
"I'm clearly not 'better than that,' and I didn't wish them dead, just enjoyed contemplating the circumstances of that inevitability"