Howard Flesvig
@howardflesvig.bsky.social
Things I amnot: A ghost. A Michelin star restaurant. Calm. Terribly popular on social media.
Things I am: Over-caffeinated. Dairy-curios. Animated. Trying to be funny.
Things I am: Over-caffeinated. Dairy-curios. Animated. Trying to be funny.
Accurate.
“And if we're lucky, maybe we get a bit of the fluffy white stuff,” said the man who had never owned a snow shovel and had never witnessed snow’s transition to a dense, grey mass of ice and salt.
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“I Just Love Winter,” Said the Man from Northern California
“I just love winter,” said the man from Northern California. - - -“It’s so fun to get all bundled up and brave the outdoors,” said the man whose wi...
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January 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Accurate.
Accidentally sent this to my Nana, so you might as well read it too.
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#dryjanuary
#happynewyear
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#dryjanuary
#happynewyear
Dry January Themed Erotica
Ensorcelled and Engorged but Not Inebriated by Merlin Chablis
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January 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Accidentally sent this to my Nana, so you might as well read it too.
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#dryjanuary
#happynewyear
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#dryjanuary
#happynewyear
Good for scottburos.bsky.social for publishing some funny work. www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/0w...
I Am the Tupperware You Only Ever Use For Holiday Cookies, and I Could Be So Much More — Little Old Lady
Hi. Remember me? That old reliable 10 by 14 inch polymer pal you store meal planning bento boxes in until the days grow short and your appetite shades saccharine. When you decide the only way to ...
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December 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Good for scottburos.bsky.social for publishing some funny work. www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/0w...