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kate 🍉
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30. she/they. 📍derry, maine. 🦷👓💾🫖🌑🪐🎧🕯️🪩👻
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or Lover… in the past
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Naw girl… she’s talking about ya’ll… the fans that want her to “settle down” “retire and start a family” because she’s finally found her “man” 💀
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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one thing about an executive who doesn’t make art but slaps their name on art bc money, is that they love to beat, skin, and organ harvest from a dead horse
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I looked around in a blood-soaked gown and I saw something they can't take away
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Anyone else often think about how the best thing to fix all of this is the very thing we can’t seem to do… which is to stop caring about celebrities. Stop giving them our attention.
We live in an attention economy, they don’t care that we’re specualting. As long as our attention is still on them
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I returned from a fun but really hectic trip only to be incredibly busy at work and there’s so much I need to do before Thanksgiving but happy Tily Tuesday! I’ll just keep it simple bc I don’t have the mental capacity for more rn lol but throwback to the super gay Tily Thanksgiving in 2016
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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It becomes worse when you read what they think the most vulnerable line from each song is. The fact that "can you see right through me?" is not the most vulnerable line of the Archer in their opinion is criminal.
NAH FUCK THIS RANKING THE ARCHER LAST ARE YOU HIGH?
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tbh I’m very skeptical that the wedding will actually happen but really it doesn’t matter bc if it does, the last thing she said beforehand will always be telling us that it’s a hustle
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The two gayest albums only having two pressings each, she really said pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
Like a rainbow with all of the colors 🌈🦄🎨💅🫟👩🏼‍🎨🖼️
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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that woman is a lesbian
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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swiftie rules ok tayokay’s:

platforming trump supporters? ✅
platforming the mega rich elites? ✅
inadvertently sparking a rise in conservatism in female spaces? ✅
overconsumption of luxury commodities? ✅
silence on major political issues? ✅

releasing additional vinyl variants for new album ❌
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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two graves…one gun…
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The cashier just complimented my YNTCD hoodie and then my total ended up being $103.89. I really wanted to make a comment about it being 1389 but I didn’t want her to think I was a psycho.

Also, I’ll never get over the fact that this hoodie looks like it has bullet holes
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Sabrina’s team is begging you to believe me when I scream that she is The Man
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS ONE? I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME RUINING EVERYTHING I PROMISE NONE OF THIS IS A METAPHOR I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS HOUSE TOUR THAT'S OUR SHOW WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH GOODNIGHT!
She crossed the finish line 🏁 for the final Juno position!
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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THE CHRISTMAS TREE FARM IS HER HEART AND THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM THE SECRET GARDEN IN HER MIND BECAUSE THE SECRET GARDEN IS DISSOCIATION BUT THE CHRISTMAS TREE FARM IS WHERE HER PARTS ARE ALL SAFE 😭
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Omg you know I agree with you whole heartedly. I genuinely think like 75% or more of her discography since Folklore has been about one of three topics:
- BMLG/Scott/Masters sale
- industry broadly (including closeting)
- parts work/various identities of self
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Omfg "you ask for the tab" - help im still at the restaurant

SHE WAS WAITING AT THE RESTAURANT FOR SCOTT TO GIVE HER THE TAB - SO SHE COULD PAY FOR HER MASTERS

but he never did!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Sometimes giving up on the idea of staying at big machine for the sake of her kids is the strong thing and to run is the brave thing....

He's got my past frozen behind glass (all her past selves in the boxes on eras tour) but I've got ME! (Lover being the first album she owned & betting on herself
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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the art will profit off it and leave it to their kids. so she had to take a gamble and leave the kids at their home and move to a new label....

she feared that the son of the boss (eg the kids of ppl who own the masters) would get the spot that was hers as the rightful owner....
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Unchecked in all of my Gmail accounts. Consider doing the same. Fuck this invasive bs
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
No fucking way
Who all has been talking about dollhouse theory???? Have we considered this is the origination of 112 theory?????
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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It’s just really flipping funny, okay? 🤣🤣🤣
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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i just rewatched cardigan for the first time since TLOAS at the very least, and wow….

“you put me on and said i was your favorite” at the end of the video when taylor is putting the cardigan on, looking like james lol (cause she’s jaMEs)

also you saved my heart from the fate of ophelia, obviously
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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taylor deconstructing the fishbowl while still inside it
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM