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Ghosts in the wild?
I think we should bring back top of the pops
June 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
So did the dog write Africa before or after going to Oz?
May 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
*An episode of is it cake*
Host: well, turns out that man WASN’T cake! Join us in our next episode where-
*cut off by horrific screaming*
April 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There’s no way I just saw ‘harambes death’ as a content warning
April 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think Koi fish are cool
April 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I fear my head is in the game but my heart is in the song
April 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Are we human? Or are
March 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Guillermo trying to be turned into a vampire by Nandor:
been too long since i’ve had my neck bitten 😢🫦
March 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bella Swan trying everything to get with Edward:
been too long since i’ve had my neck bitten 😢🫦
March 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ELO would love this app. Has everything they’ve been looking for since 1977
March 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me: I love how conductors keep trains in time?
Him: don’t you mean ON time?
Me: no look.
March 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Who up? That’s it. Just want some buds
March 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is the only thing I will repost from this man
A: Oh look its the bear of bad news

B: Dont you mean bearer

A: No look
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The end of every high school musical film:

TOGETHER. WE ARE ALL HERE AND GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. WE DID IT TOGETHER AS CLASSMATES AND FRIENDS.
March 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Reposted by Luke!
I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop...

I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper Scissors.
February 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Modern biker gangs are road men riding carrera bikes. The leather jacket has been swapped for a techfleece and the helmet for a balaclava
February 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
February 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Who up whoing their up
February 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by Luke!
Ska is trying to speak to us again and it’s doing it through ‘there’s a McDonald’s at the Pentagon’
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Reposted by Luke!
“Peanuts make me swell up like a beach ball”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, simile”
February 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
*me, deathly afraid of the number nine*
Me: no little German boy, don’t turn that 6 upside down
Little German boy: NINEEEEEE
February 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
‘Blowing up the spot once again’ - a dermatologist with a history of malpractice
February 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Congrats! You set the bar so low that the devil can now limbo
February 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every time I leave the house I imagine it’s gonna be like that first scene in muppets Christmas carol where they all slag off Scrooge
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM