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Harrasicft
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the term “bisexual” is so confusing. are you sexual twice a week or once every other week
August 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Saw someone on twitter call charlotte ritchie ugly

I’ve hired a hitman, mother shall not be spoken ill of
May 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Someone asked if i was an unraveled rope

I said no I’m a frayed knot
May 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Meryll streep singing the winner takes it all scritches and scratches the bit in my brain that makes me feel like i can accomplish anything
April 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Cracking Open a cold one with the boys is slightly different when you work at a morgue
April 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Theres a giant fly attacking the city
Call in the swat team
April 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
A rubix cube but each side is a sudoku
April 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Dont mess with the chocolate mafia

They’ll put a bounty on your head
April 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
*sees a tub of margarine*

I can’t believe it
April 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bird flu
Well yeah
What else are the wings for
April 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can’t wait to watch my favourite girlies eat british and American snacks
April 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Whoever invented lemsips deserves to have their toes and fingers cut off and swapped
April 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Sometimes i think i could be more girly pop
April 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Going for a Brazilian wax but im just getting some crayons from the amazon
April 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If i met a genie my first wish would be for a lifetime supply of sugar puffs. Then id wish for a TARDIS then probably solve world peace for a laugh
April 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I cried far too much towards the end
April 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A shop that sells fine china called
“The bull inn”
April 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just watched the minecraft movie it has room for improvement the main one being steve and garret should have made out
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I refuse to eat nutella on toast unless its got marge underneath it and salt ontop of it same goes for peanut butter
April 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You can eat whatever the hell you want for breakfast but society says no you cant eat an entire pizza as your breakfast pizza is a lunch or dinner food well fuck you society im going to Pizza Hut for my brecky and there’s nothing you sluts can do about it
April 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
A tree frog named Desire
April 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My day is complete they we’re playing Chappell roan at the BBQ restaurant and the Beautiful goth waitress flirted with me

BIG WIN
April 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sometimes I wonder how many high fives I’ve missed by not paying attention to my friends going for a high five
April 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Theres a yeti on my stomach

Call him the abdominal snowman
March 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Congratulations to Trans people on being visible today nice to finally see you all
March 31, 2025 at 7:45 AM