Harrasicft
@harrasicft.bsky.social
the term “bisexual” is so confusing. are you sexual twice a week or once every other week
August 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
the term “bisexual” is so confusing. are you sexual twice a week or once every other week
Saw someone on twitter call charlotte ritchie ugly
I’ve hired a hitman, mother shall not be spoken ill of
I’ve hired a hitman, mother shall not be spoken ill of
May 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Saw someone on twitter call charlotte ritchie ugly
I’ve hired a hitman, mother shall not be spoken ill of
I’ve hired a hitman, mother shall not be spoken ill of
Someone asked if i was an unraveled rope
I said no I’m a frayed knot
I said no I’m a frayed knot
May 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Someone asked if i was an unraveled rope
I said no I’m a frayed knot
I said no I’m a frayed knot
Meryll streep singing the winner takes it all scritches and scratches the bit in my brain that makes me feel like i can accomplish anything
April 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Meryll streep singing the winner takes it all scritches and scratches the bit in my brain that makes me feel like i can accomplish anything
Cracking Open a cold one with the boys is slightly different when you work at a morgue
April 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Cracking Open a cold one with the boys is slightly different when you work at a morgue
Theres a giant fly attacking the city
Call in the swat team
Call in the swat team
April 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Theres a giant fly attacking the city
Call in the swat team
Call in the swat team
A rubix cube but each side is a sudoku
April 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A rubix cube but each side is a sudoku
Dont mess with the chocolate mafia
They’ll put a bounty on your head
They’ll put a bounty on your head
April 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dont mess with the chocolate mafia
They’ll put a bounty on your head
They’ll put a bounty on your head
*sees a tub of margarine*
I can’t believe it
I can’t believe it
April 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
*sees a tub of margarine*
I can’t believe it
I can’t believe it
Bird flu
Well yeah
What else are the wings for
Well yeah
What else are the wings for
April 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Bird flu
Well yeah
What else are the wings for
Well yeah
What else are the wings for
Can’t wait to watch my favourite girlies eat british and American snacks
April 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Can’t wait to watch my favourite girlies eat british and American snacks
Whoever invented lemsips deserves to have their toes and fingers cut off and swapped
April 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Whoever invented lemsips deserves to have their toes and fingers cut off and swapped
Sometimes i think i could be more girly pop
April 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Sometimes i think i could be more girly pop
Going for a Brazilian wax but im just getting some crayons from the amazon
April 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Going for a Brazilian wax but im just getting some crayons from the amazon
If i met a genie my first wish would be for a lifetime supply of sugar puffs. Then id wish for a TARDIS then probably solve world peace for a laugh
April 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If i met a genie my first wish would be for a lifetime supply of sugar puffs. Then id wish for a TARDIS then probably solve world peace for a laugh
I cried far too much towards the end
April 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I cried far too much towards the end
A shop that sells fine china called
“The bull inn”
“The bull inn”
April 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A shop that sells fine china called
“The bull inn”
“The bull inn”
Just watched the minecraft movie it has room for improvement the main one being steve and garret should have made out
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just watched the minecraft movie it has room for improvement the main one being steve and garret should have made out
I refuse to eat nutella on toast unless its got marge underneath it and salt ontop of it same goes for peanut butter
April 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I refuse to eat nutella on toast unless its got marge underneath it and salt ontop of it same goes for peanut butter
You can eat whatever the hell you want for breakfast but society says no you cant eat an entire pizza as your breakfast pizza is a lunch or dinner food well fuck you society im going to Pizza Hut for my brecky and there’s nothing you sluts can do about it
April 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
You can eat whatever the hell you want for breakfast but society says no you cant eat an entire pizza as your breakfast pizza is a lunch or dinner food well fuck you society im going to Pizza Hut for my brecky and there’s nothing you sluts can do about it
A tree frog named Desire
April 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
A tree frog named Desire
My day is complete they we’re playing Chappell roan at the BBQ restaurant and the Beautiful goth waitress flirted with me
BIG WIN
BIG WIN
April 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My day is complete they we’re playing Chappell roan at the BBQ restaurant and the Beautiful goth waitress flirted with me
BIG WIN
BIG WIN
Sometimes I wonder how many high fives I’ve missed by not paying attention to my friends going for a high five
April 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sometimes I wonder how many high fives I’ve missed by not paying attention to my friends going for a high five
Theres a yeti on my stomach
Call him the abdominal snowman
Call him the abdominal snowman
March 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Theres a yeti on my stomach
Call him the abdominal snowman
Call him the abdominal snowman
Congratulations to Trans people on being visible today nice to finally see you all
March 31, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Congratulations to Trans people on being visible today nice to finally see you all