hotcocoabells🔔🎄
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18 | Big Fuckin' Nerd | Mixed 🇵🇷 | runs @dailyplant.bsky.social
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Goodbye childhood. Goodbye WWE. And Goodbye John Cena. The Greatest of All Time. Then. Now. Forever.
#ThankYouCena
#ThankYouCena
"Id do anything for you babe"
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"Unload the dishwasher"
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"Unload the dishwasher"
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January 2, 2026 at 10:44 AM
"Id do anything for you babe"
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"Unload the dishwasher"
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"Unload the dishwasher"
super smash bros might genuinely be the most hype game of all time. like, as a little kid you could've asked me who Terry was and I would've stared blankly at you and my dumb ass still popped off when he was announced for smash. They genuinely could've announced glup shitto and got us hype from it
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 AM
super smash bros might genuinely be the most hype game of all time. like, as a little kid you could've asked me who Terry was and I would've stared blankly at you and my dumb ass still popped off when he was announced for smash. They genuinely could've announced glup shitto and got us hype from it
well our president rapes children in his spare time so this should hardly be surprising
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 AM
well our president rapes children in his spare time so this should hardly be surprising
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guess papa yoshi deserved that belly rub
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
guess papa yoshi deserved that belly rub
To this day Man of Steel lives rent free in my head. I genuinely do not understand how people watch that film and enjoy it. Idc if its accurate, I enjoy Birds of Prey and that's basically an OC story with random DC names thrown in. MoS is just fucking terrible and I don't get how people enjoy it
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
To this day Man of Steel lives rent free in my head. I genuinely do not understand how people watch that film and enjoy it. Idc if its accurate, I enjoy Birds of Prey and that's basically an OC story with random DC names thrown in. MoS is just fucking terrible and I don't get how people enjoy it
God please metroid 6 next year, or at the very LEAST prime 2 and 3 remastered
and hell, maybe even an enhanced samus returns port. i will literally take any of those 3
and hell, maybe even an enhanced samus returns port. i will literally take any of those 3
Honestly, I think it's likely that we'll get Metroid 6 and Luigi's Mansion 4 this year. Later this year, it will have been 5 years since Dread and 7 years since Luigi's Mansion 3 (as well as 4 years since NLG's last game, not counting the assistance for Prime 4).
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 AM
God please metroid 6 next year, or at the very LEAST prime 2 and 3 remastered
and hell, maybe even an enhanced samus returns port. i will literally take any of those 3
and hell, maybe even an enhanced samus returns port. i will literally take any of those 3
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I'M FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF CAPTAIN HOOK
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I'M FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF CAPTAIN HOOK
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Good is not a thing you are!
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Good is not a thing you are!
Oh wow people are using the unregulated image generator to make child porn?
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Oh wow people are using the unregulated image generator to make child porn?
Rewatching Peter Pan 2003 for the first time since I was a child
This is the most viciously sexy man I've seen in a while
This is the most viciously sexy man I've seen in a while
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Rewatching Peter Pan 2003 for the first time since I was a child
This is the most viciously sexy man I've seen in a while
This is the most viciously sexy man I've seen in a while
"please froakie I need this... my trainer's kinda homeless... I live with his mom i wanna help him out..."
"Man Froakie I'm in your ball rn why you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit"
"Man Froakie I'm in your ball rn why you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit"
January 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
"please froakie I need this... my trainer's kinda homeless... I live with his mom i wanna help him out..."
"Man Froakie I'm in your ball rn why you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit"
"Man Froakie I'm in your ball rn why you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit"
me trying not to ruin the moment bc my partner just pulled down my pants and said "it's massive"
January 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
me trying not to ruin the moment bc my partner just pulled down my pants and said "it's massive"
i often think about how obsessed i used to be with a hat in time and yet i haven't beaten the game to this day
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
i often think about how obsessed i used to be with a hat in time and yet i haven't beaten the game to this day
me and my sister keep giving eachother blank stares when this got revealed. one of the most baffling things ive seen 😭
Do you think we will ever receive more news about Catly?
I mean it was featured at THE Game Awards.
I mean it was featured at THE Game Awards.
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
me and my sister keep giving eachother blank stares when this got revealed. one of the most baffling things ive seen 😭
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boo-boo time :( #surgethetenrec #sonicthehedgehog
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
boo-boo time :( #surgethetenrec #sonicthehedgehog
crazy how ive already beaten 2 games this year
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
crazy how ive already beaten 2 games this year
well yeah it's lesbian greece bisexual trans queer +
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
well yeah it's lesbian greece bisexual trans queer +
SUB 2 HOUR ON ZERO MISSION 🗣️🗣️🗣️
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
SUB 2 HOUR ON ZERO MISSION 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Metroid Fusion is still a really good game. A bit frustrating at times, and weirdly enough despite how linear it is it's the one I get lost in most often, but it's still fun.
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Metroid Fusion is still a really good game. A bit frustrating at times, and weirdly enough despite how linear it is it's the one I get lost in most often, but it's still fun.
sometimes i think about where id be without my friends and the only conclusion i come to is. i just wouldn't be here anymore.
im genuinely in debt to them for the rest of my life.
happy new year. and love someone today. you never know if they need it. 💙
im genuinely in debt to them for the rest of my life.
happy new year. and love someone today. you never know if they need it. 💙
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 AM
sometimes i think about where id be without my friends and the only conclusion i come to is. i just wouldn't be here anymore.
im genuinely in debt to them for the rest of my life.
happy new year. and love someone today. you never know if they need it. 💙
im genuinely in debt to them for the rest of my life.
happy new year. and love someone today. you never know if they need it. 💙
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE SOUTHEAST UNITED STATES! 🥳🎉🎆
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE SOUTHEAST UNITED STATES! 🥳🎉🎆
6608 days without getting laid call me the tribal chief ☝️
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January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
6608 days without getting laid call me the tribal chief ☝️
chat first goon session of 2026 do i choose squirrel girl or the undertaker
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
chat first goon session of 2026 do i choose squirrel girl or the undertaker