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America's Super Bowl Wishlist:
- 3 Drake Maye turnovers
- Seahawks 50-burger
- Patriots score less than 10 points
- Whistle against the Patriots all game
Alternatively, I would accept a narrow Seahawks victory following a controversial call that haunts the Patriots fan base for a generation
- 3 Drake Maye turnovers
- Seahawks 50-burger
- Patriots score less than 10 points
- Whistle against the Patriots all game
Alternatively, I would accept a narrow Seahawks victory following a controversial call that haunts the Patriots fan base for a generation
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
America's Super Bowl Wishlist:
- 3 Drake Maye turnovers
- Seahawks 50-burger
- Patriots score less than 10 points
- Whistle against the Patriots all game
Alternatively, I would accept a narrow Seahawks victory following a controversial call that haunts the Patriots fan base for a generation
- 3 Drake Maye turnovers
- Seahawks 50-burger
- Patriots score less than 10 points
- Whistle against the Patriots all game
Alternatively, I would accept a narrow Seahawks victory following a controversial call that haunts the Patriots fan base for a generation
Bluesky is really the best app to follow live spectator sports, you know, like the NFL playoffs, Australian Open, Unrivaled, or the New Yorker dropping a new Isaac Chotiner interview
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Bluesky is really the best app to follow live spectator sports, you know, like the NFL playoffs, Australian Open, Unrivaled, or the New Yorker dropping a new Isaac Chotiner interview
The NFC championship was a barn-burner between the two best teams in the NFL and you simply cannot convince me otherwise
January 26, 2026 at 7:35 AM
The NFC championship was a barn-burner between the two best teams in the NFL and you simply cannot convince me otherwise
I would probably be able to look past Brady's commentating/ownership conflict of interest if he was at least a good commentator.
And if he wasn't Tom Brady.
And if he wasn't Tom Brady.
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I would probably be able to look past Brady's commentating/ownership conflict of interest if he was at least a good commentator.
And if he wasn't Tom Brady.
And if he wasn't Tom Brady.
Can't wait for the Seahawks to shut out the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Maybe give them 3 points for mercy.
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Can't wait for the Seahawks to shut out the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Maybe give them 3 points for mercy.
If anyone has any tips on how to play silly games with a toddler while experiencing existential outrage at the lack of justice and humanity on display in Minneapolis, please let me know.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
If anyone has any tips on how to play silly games with a toddler while experiencing existential outrage at the lack of justice and humanity on display in Minneapolis, please let me know.
Callback for those of you who have been here for a year...
Bluesky has the juice. Every reason I was on Twitter is now here - live sports commentary (official app of sports), cringe and non-cringe current events takes, quality memes.
✌🏼
Bluesky has the juice. Every reason I was on Twitter is now here - live sports commentary (official app of sports), cringe and non-cringe current events takes, quality memes.
✌🏼
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Callback for those of you who have been here for a year...
Bluesky has the juice. Every reason I was on Twitter is now here - live sports commentary (official app of sports), cringe and non-cringe current events takes, quality memes.
✌🏼
Bluesky has the juice. Every reason I was on Twitter is now here - live sports commentary (official app of sports), cringe and non-cringe current events takes, quality memes.
✌🏼
Insane that Miami has a chance to win here, given how one-sided this game has felt
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Insane that Miami has a chance to win here, given how one-sided this game has felt
The way they're letting Miami get away with these crazy holds is just insane.
Granted, it feels like if the holds were being called Indiana would be up by 14 instead of 3...
Granted, it feels like if the holds were being called Indiana would be up by 14 instead of 3...
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The way they're letting Miami get away with these crazy holds is just insane.
Granted, it feels like if the holds were being called Indiana would be up by 14 instead of 3...
Granted, it feels like if the holds were being called Indiana would be up by 14 instead of 3...
Reposted
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
Being 9 months pregnant buys you a whole lot of grace at work, in public, among other adults. But young children give literally zero f**ks.
"Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
"Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Being 9 months pregnant buys you a whole lot of grace at work, in public, among other adults. But young children give literally zero f**ks.
"Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
"Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
Jonathan Taylor.
thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
ALT: thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jonathan Taylor.
Garbage officiating, this game! All the way around.
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Garbage officiating, this game! All the way around.
Reaaaalllly hate how the NFL is just not showing penalty replays anymore because they got so much flack for bad calls. The solution is to make better calls! They didn't even show the DPI replay on a 40+ yard penalty!
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reaaaalllly hate how the NFL is just not showing penalty replays anymore because they got so much flack for bad calls. The solution is to make better calls! They didn't even show the DPI replay on a 40+ yard penalty!
It's a day to recall 2 Peter 2:1-23 - False Teachers and their Destruction
"Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping...they will be paid back harm for the harm they have done."
#JamesDobson
"Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping...they will be paid back harm for the harm they have done."
#JamesDobson
August 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's a day to recall 2 Peter 2:1-23 - False Teachers and their Destruction
"Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping...they will be paid back harm for the harm they have done."
#JamesDobson
"Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping...they will be paid back harm for the harm they have done."
#JamesDobson
Go see Naked Gun in theatres! Spend 90 minutes laughing along with people you don't know!
August 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Go see Naked Gun in theatres! Spend 90 minutes laughing along with people you don't know!
Go see Naked Gun in theatres! Spend 90 minutes laughing along with people you don't know!
August 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Go see Naked Gun in theatres! Spend 90 minutes laughing along with people you don't know!
I've always said that I'd prefer my team to do badly in preseason than to do well, so they know where they need work and don't go into the regular season overconfident.
Looks like another season I don't have to worry about the Colts being too successful in preseason... 🥴
Looks like another season I don't have to worry about the Colts being too successful in preseason... 🥴
August 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I've always said that I'd prefer my team to do badly in preseason than to do well, so they know where they need work and don't go into the regular season overconfident.
Looks like another season I don't have to worry about the Colts being too successful in preseason... 🥴
Looks like another season I don't have to worry about the Colts being too successful in preseason... 🥴
If I had a dollar for every time I saw a variation of "doctors agree most pregnant women experience X symptom during pregnancy and say it's probably due to hormone levels, but it's never been formally studied" across three pregnancies, I'd be able to fund my own study on pregnancy hearing loss!
July 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I saw a variation of "doctors agree most pregnant women experience X symptom during pregnancy and say it's probably due to hormone levels, but it's never been formally studied" across three pregnancies, I'd be able to fund my own study on pregnancy hearing loss!
Here's my parenting hot take (that shouldn't actually be a hot take): things like screen time, eating processed foods, number of hours playing outside, etc, are all on the ~10th tier of importance. That's not to say that they don't matter, just that they are way, way less important than...
July 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Here's my parenting hot take (that shouldn't actually be a hot take): things like screen time, eating processed foods, number of hours playing outside, etc, are all on the ~10th tier of importance. That's not to say that they don't matter, just that they are way, way less important than...
I understand why people see Juneteenth as a black holiday, but it's not. Juneteenth is an American holiday - it's celebrating our country finally living up to the promise of its founding. A land where all men and women can be free. 🇺🇸
June 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I understand why people see Juneteenth as a black holiday, but it's not. Juneteenth is an American holiday - it's celebrating our country finally living up to the promise of its founding. A land where all men and women can be free. 🇺🇸
Look, I really didn't expect to say this at any point in the series, but the Pacers just look like a better team than the Thunder in every phase of the game. I expected the Pacers to have to pull off some Game 1 magic all series to have a chance, but MAN. YES 'CERS.
June 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Look, I really didn't expect to say this at any point in the series, but the Pacers just look like a better team than the Thunder in every phase of the game. I expected the Pacers to have to pull off some Game 1 magic all series to have a chance, but MAN. YES 'CERS.
The best part of the Hali buzzer beater photos is zooming in to see exactly which OKC fans in the background watched the Eastern Conference games and which didn't
June 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The best part of the Hali buzzer beater photos is zooming in to see exactly which OKC fans in the background watched the Eastern Conference games and which didn't
The 30 for 30 on the 2025 Comeback Pacers will feed families
June 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The 30 for 30 on the 2025 Comeback Pacers will feed families