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E.Two News

A fictional broadcast tracking real signals
through behavioral reactions across the signs.

Created by AAEDritive.
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Turns out it’s hard to do satire
in a place full of bots and noise.

Horoscope Unhinged starts here.
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The seasonal loop has reactivated.
Not a song, but a set of emotional responses triggered on schedule.

“Last Christmas”, Mariah Carey, a short recurring set.
Same dates. Same reactions.
Same belief that this year will be different.

It never is.

This is how the loop showed up today.
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Mid-level artists are stepping away from TikTok as their main platform.
Not disappearing. Not quitting.
Just realizing exposure doesn’t pay rent.

On Earth it’s called a “creative shift”.
From here, it looks like collective denial with good posture.

Here’s how it hit the signs today.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Merriam-Webster named "slop" the word of the year.
A term for low-quality digital content produced at scale.

On Earth, it reads like a joke.
From here, it points to irritation, shorter attention,
and uneven tolerance across signs.

Here’s how it showed up across the signs today.
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We moved.

Turns out it’s hard to do satire
in a place full of bots and noise.

Horoscope Unhinged starts here.
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM