Horoscope Unhinged
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E.Two News
A fictional broadcast tracking real signals
through behavioral reactions across the signs.
Created by AAEDritive.
A fictional broadcast tracking real signals
through behavioral reactions across the signs.
Created by AAEDritive.
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We moved.
Turns out it’s hard to do satire
in a place full of bots and noise.
Horoscope Unhinged starts here.
Turns out it’s hard to do satire
in a place full of bots and noise.
Horoscope Unhinged starts here.
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The seasonal loop has reactivated.
Not a song, but a set of emotional responses triggered on schedule.
“Last Christmas”, Mariah Carey, a short recurring set.
Same dates. Same reactions.
Same belief that this year will be different.
It never is.
This is how the loop showed up today.
The seasonal loop has reactivated.
Not a song, but a set of emotional responses triggered on schedule.
“Last Christmas”, Mariah Carey, a short recurring set.
Same dates. Same reactions.
Same belief that this year will be different.
It never is.
This is how the loop showed up today.
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
E.Two News
The seasonal loop has reactivated.
Not a song, but a set of emotional responses triggered on schedule.
“Last Christmas”, Mariah Carey, a short recurring set.
Same dates. Same reactions.
Same belief that this year will be different.
It never is.
This is how the loop showed up today.
The seasonal loop has reactivated.
Not a song, but a set of emotional responses triggered on schedule.
“Last Christmas”, Mariah Carey, a short recurring set.
Same dates. Same reactions.
Same belief that this year will be different.
It never is.
This is how the loop showed up today.
E.Two News
Mid-level artists are stepping away from TikTok as their main platform.
Not disappearing. Not quitting.
Just realizing exposure doesn’t pay rent.
On Earth it’s called a “creative shift”.
From here, it looks like collective denial with good posture.
Here’s how it hit the signs today.
Mid-level artists are stepping away from TikTok as their main platform.
Not disappearing. Not quitting.
Just realizing exposure doesn’t pay rent.
On Earth it’s called a “creative shift”.
From here, it looks like collective denial with good posture.
Here’s how it hit the signs today.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
E.Two News
Mid-level artists are stepping away from TikTok as their main platform.
Not disappearing. Not quitting.
Just realizing exposure doesn’t pay rent.
On Earth it’s called a “creative shift”.
From here, it looks like collective denial with good posture.
Here’s how it hit the signs today.
Mid-level artists are stepping away from TikTok as their main platform.
Not disappearing. Not quitting.
Just realizing exposure doesn’t pay rent.
On Earth it’s called a “creative shift”.
From here, it looks like collective denial with good posture.
Here’s how it hit the signs today.
E.Two News
Merriam-Webster named "slop" the word of the year.
A term for low-quality digital content produced at scale.
On Earth, it reads like a joke.
From here, it points to irritation, shorter attention,
and uneven tolerance across signs.
Here’s how it showed up across the signs today.
Merriam-Webster named "slop" the word of the year.
A term for low-quality digital content produced at scale.
On Earth, it reads like a joke.
From here, it points to irritation, shorter attention,
and uneven tolerance across signs.
Here’s how it showed up across the signs today.
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
E.Two News
Merriam-Webster named "slop" the word of the year.
A term for low-quality digital content produced at scale.
On Earth, it reads like a joke.
From here, it points to irritation, shorter attention,
and uneven tolerance across signs.
Here’s how it showed up across the signs today.
Merriam-Webster named "slop" the word of the year.
A term for low-quality digital content produced at scale.
On Earth, it reads like a joke.
From here, it points to irritation, shorter attention,
and uneven tolerance across signs.
Here’s how it showed up across the signs today.
We moved.
Turns out it’s hard to do satire
in a place full of bots and noise.
Horoscope Unhinged starts here.
Turns out it’s hard to do satire
in a place full of bots and noise.
Horoscope Unhinged starts here.
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We moved.
Turns out it’s hard to do satire
in a place full of bots and noise.
Horoscope Unhinged starts here.
Turns out it’s hard to do satire
in a place full of bots and noise.
Horoscope Unhinged starts here.