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Boy Chorister
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Shouting “Yowch-zet! frohlocket”! When hitting my thumb with a hammer
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Green parties/hippies around the world hate nuclear power for the same reason they hate cities, which is that their understanding of ecology is not based on efficient resource use but on aesthetic and lifestyle concerns
September 28, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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The New York Times is giving a murder their “both-sides” treatment. What the hell is the matter with you?!? Someone kills a person with their car, and your reaction is to be like, “Some people think murder is bad, but others don’t like bike lanes, so 🤷‍♂️.”
November 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Trump nominates the late Cormac McCarthy for cabinet.
November 21, 2024 at 1:21 AM
The Harris campaign may have (*snort*) “enthusiastic volunteers” to knock on doors, but only a Silicon Valley tech genius like Musk can come up with “kidnapping” as a GOTV effort. We’re goin to Mars baby!!!

www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Workers Say They Were Tricked and Threatened as Part of Elon Musk’s Get-Out-the-Vote Effort
America PAC door knockers were flown to Michigan, driven in the back of a U-Haul, and told they’d have to pay hotel bills unless they met unrealistic quotas. One was surprised they were working to ele...
www.wired.com
October 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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advice for newskies: SHAKE THE CRIME STICK! STREET SMARTS!
October 18, 2024 at 3:28 AM
How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to earnestly apologize and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: www.Apologize.lol
Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit
Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.
www.Apologize.lol
October 11, 2024 at 3:05 AM
With democracy in peril, it must be the Democrat’s first order of business to force Martin Scorcese to release the SCTV reunion documentary.
July 1, 2024 at 10:39 PM