Badger
@honeybadger92.bsky.social
They/them, 32
Parent, spouse, neurodivergent, book lover, gamer, witch, amateur photographer.
Parent, spouse, neurodivergent, book lover, gamer, witch, amateur photographer.
What's happened while I've been gone?
Oh, not much. Just joined a local WFTDA roller derby team on a whim and had it completely change my life. 💜
Oh, not much. Just joined a local WFTDA roller derby team on a whim and had it completely change my life. 💜
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What's happened while I've been gone?
Oh, not much. Just joined a local WFTDA roller derby team on a whim and had it completely change my life. 💜
Oh, not much. Just joined a local WFTDA roller derby team on a whim and had it completely change my life. 💜
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Everyone is saying “but he can’t be pope” like that stopped Henry VIII from inventing his own church and then declaring himself the leader...
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Everyone is saying “but he can’t be pope” like that stopped Henry VIII from inventing his own church and then declaring himself the leader...
Today's fit. I got out of my comfort zone with a crop shirt. I'm very self conscious about my B shaped stomach and usually prefer longer/baggier shirts that cover my waist and hips. I've gained a lot of weight lately and am having issues feeling connected to my body now.
May 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Today's fit. I got out of my comfort zone with a crop shirt. I'm very self conscious about my B shaped stomach and usually prefer longer/baggier shirts that cover my waist and hips. I've gained a lot of weight lately and am having issues feeling connected to my body now.
Today took more of me than I had to give. Dealing with trauma as a parent, especially as a parent of a young child, is incredibly tough. I'm using a few minutes to relax before bed, and I have a game plan to hopefully go easy on myself tomorrow, as much as the toddler will allow.
May 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Today took more of me than I had to give. Dealing with trauma as a parent, especially as a parent of a young child, is incredibly tough. I'm using a few minutes to relax before bed, and I have a game plan to hopefully go easy on myself tomorrow, as much as the toddler will allow.
My book: "There is only her."
My book: "I am your sword. Point me at your enemies and watch them die."
My book: "You are my gravity. Nothing works without you."
My book: "I would burn the world for you."
Me: *to my husband* DO YOU LOVE ME LIKE THIS? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
My book: "I am your sword. Point me at your enemies and watch them die."
My book: "You are my gravity. Nothing works without you."
My book: "I would burn the world for you."
Me: *to my husband* DO YOU LOVE ME LIKE THIS? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
April 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My book: "There is only her."
My book: "I am your sword. Point me at your enemies and watch them die."
My book: "You are my gravity. Nothing works without you."
My book: "I would burn the world for you."
Me: *to my husband* DO YOU LOVE ME LIKE THIS? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
My book: "I am your sword. Point me at your enemies and watch them die."
My book: "You are my gravity. Nothing works without you."
My book: "I would burn the world for you."
Me: *to my husband* DO YOU LOVE ME LIKE THIS? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Me: *sees it's nap time* Guess what time it is!
Toddler: *gasps and smiles*
Me: *thinks he might actually go to the bedroom without a fight"
Toddler:........HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: 🙄🤦
Toddler: *gasps and smiles*
Me: *thinks he might actually go to the bedroom without a fight"
Toddler:........HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: 🙄🤦
April 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me: *sees it's nap time* Guess what time it is!
Toddler: *gasps and smiles*
Me: *thinks he might actually go to the bedroom without a fight"
Toddler:........HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: 🙄🤦
Toddler: *gasps and smiles*
Me: *thinks he might actually go to the bedroom without a fight"
Toddler:........HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: 🙄🤦
It's really fucked up that I got a body where serotonin is a monthly subscription DLC.
April 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's really fucked up that I got a body where serotonin is a monthly subscription DLC.
I'm finally trying to learn more than just cross stitch. Here's my first attempt at running, backstitch, and satin.
April 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm finally trying to learn more than just cross stitch. Here's my first attempt at running, backstitch, and satin.
So I made a friend. His name is Rocco.
My family is against me having a friend.
My family is against me having a friend.
April 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
So I made a friend. His name is Rocco.
My family is against me having a friend.
My family is against me having a friend.
@mishacollins.bsky.social
Who wore it better: Cas edition is going down in my house. I need the Internet to decide. Teenager vs Castiel
Who wore it better: Cas edition is going down in my house. I need the Internet to decide. Teenager vs Castiel
April 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@mishacollins.bsky.social
Who wore it better: Cas edition is going down in my house. I need the Internet to decide. Teenager vs Castiel
Who wore it better: Cas edition is going down in my house. I need the Internet to decide. Teenager vs Castiel
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Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.
"The power of the people is greater than the people in power."- Cory Booker
April 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"The power of the people is greater than the people in power."- Cory Booker
They said it couldn't be done. But I did it. I made a chili thicker than the family thighs.
March 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
They said it couldn't be done. But I did it. I made a chili thicker than the family thighs.
You're telling me THIS WHOLE TIME that "killer whales" AKA orcas were never actually whales, but DOLPHINS???
AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME THIS IN MY 33 YEARS OF LIFE?
AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME THIS IN MY 33 YEARS OF LIFE?
March 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You're telling me THIS WHOLE TIME that "killer whales" AKA orcas were never actually whales, but DOLPHINS???
AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME THIS IN MY 33 YEARS OF LIFE?
AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME THIS IN MY 33 YEARS OF LIFE?
If any of y'all know someone named John, I need you to ask them if it's short for Parmesan.
March 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If any of y'all know someone named John, I need you to ask them if it's short for Parmesan.
The "but her emails" crowd is mysteriously silent.
Odd.
Odd.
March 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The "but her emails" crowd is mysteriously silent.
Odd.
Odd.
March 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sleep Token: I've got a river running right into you.
Me: *pops 5 Plan B pills* Not under this administration you don't.
Me: *pops 5 Plan B pills* Not under this administration you don't.
March 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sleep Token: I've got a river running right into you.
Me: *pops 5 Plan B pills* Not under this administration you don't.
Me: *pops 5 Plan B pills* Not under this administration you don't.
I just read about it and I think it's brilliant.
A house bag with all the stuff you want with you around the house. Whatever you find yourself needing. And you just carry it with you to different parts of your house. It just makes things accessible, and is great if you have issues with movement.
A house bag with all the stuff you want with you around the house. Whatever you find yourself needing. And you just carry it with you to different parts of your house. It just makes things accessible, and is great if you have issues with movement.
March 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I just read about it and I think it's brilliant.
A house bag with all the stuff you want with you around the house. Whatever you find yourself needing. And you just carry it with you to different parts of your house. It just makes things accessible, and is great if you have issues with movement.
A house bag with all the stuff you want with you around the house. Whatever you find yourself needing. And you just carry it with you to different parts of your house. It just makes things accessible, and is great if you have issues with movement.
“You can’t fit tornadoes, 80s, fire weather, dust storms and snow within 36 hours”
Illinois: Hold my beer
Illinois: Hold my beer
March 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“You can’t fit tornadoes, 80s, fire weather, dust storms and snow within 36 hours”
Illinois: Hold my beer
Illinois: Hold my beer
I'm here to eat cheese and bash the fash. And I'm all out of cheese.
March 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm here to eat cheese and bash the fash. And I'm all out of cheese.
So I learned last night that strong storms at night absolutely scare the shit out of me, whereas in the day I am cool and calm. Because for some reason, even the thought of not being able to see the sky makes it so much worse. Yes, I know you can't always see tornadoes coming, but still.
March 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
So I learned last night that strong storms at night absolutely scare the shit out of me, whereas in the day I am cool and calm. Because for some reason, even the thought of not being able to see the sky makes it so much worse. Yes, I know you can't always see tornadoes coming, but still.