Homo qwertyensis
@homoqwertyensis.bsky.social
I'm just a simple Llamaca. Into database development, conservation bioethics, dank memes, and primate evolution.
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BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
July 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
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People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse
June 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse
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been thinking about this early YouTube deep cut a lot
(edited for time, and to fit modern attention spans)
(edited for time, and to fit modern attention spans)
June 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
been thinking about this early YouTube deep cut a lot
(edited for time, and to fit modern attention spans)
(edited for time, and to fit modern attention spans)
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If they suspend Habeas Corpus, it won't just be for "migrants" or "illegals" or "criminals." If they suspend Habeas Corpus it will be for you and me and whomever this regime decides is unfit, undesirable, and a threat or a problem. This is how it works. This is how it's always worked.
May 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If they suspend Habeas Corpus, it won't just be for "migrants" or "illegals" or "criminals." If they suspend Habeas Corpus it will be for you and me and whomever this regime decides is unfit, undesirable, and a threat or a problem. This is how it works. This is how it's always worked.
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We’ve become so desensitized to corruption that the Attorney General who spent years lobbying on behalf of Qatar approved a private jet gift from Qatar and it’s not even in the top 10 scandals of the week.
May 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We’ve become so desensitized to corruption that the Attorney General who spent years lobbying on behalf of Qatar approved a private jet gift from Qatar and it’s not even in the top 10 scandals of the week.
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Make it make sense
May 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Make it make sense
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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
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As someone who lost his mom in the last year, this "Call Your Mom" ad AT&T is running during NHL games is a nice little dagger out of nowhere.
But, damn, they're right. Call your mom. Call your dad too if you still can. Some of us can't.
But, damn, they're right. Call your mom. Call your dad too if you still can. Some of us can't.
May 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As someone who lost his mom in the last year, this "Call Your Mom" ad AT&T is running during NHL games is a nice little dagger out of nowhere.
But, damn, they're right. Call your mom. Call your dad too if you still can. Some of us can't.
But, damn, they're right. Call your mom. Call your dad too if you still can. Some of us can't.
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Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
May 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
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@jonlovett.bsky.social: "He really did insist that it said MS-13. It is the equivalent of going up to Meryl Streep and wondering where her Getty Images tattoo is."
May 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@jonlovett.bsky.social: "He really did insist that it said MS-13. It is the equivalent of going up to Meryl Streep and wondering where her Getty Images tattoo is."
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NEW from @joshgerstein.bsky.social: You’ve heard of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Now meet the second man erroneously deported to El Salvador in violation of a legal settlement: Daniel Lozano-Camargo.
Until now, he’d only been identified by a pseudonym in court. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Until now, he’d only been identified by a pseudonym in court. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
May 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
NEW from @joshgerstein.bsky.social: You’ve heard of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Now meet the second man erroneously deported to El Salvador in violation of a legal settlement: Daniel Lozano-Camargo.
Until now, he’d only been identified by a pseudonym in court. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Until now, he’d only been identified by a pseudonym in court. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
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Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?
The Pulitzer Prize for illustrated reporting and
commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post.
This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post.
This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
Ann Telnaes
Ann Telnaes was an editorial cartoonist for The Washington Post. She won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning in 2001 and was a finalist for the prize in 2022.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?
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If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.
May 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.
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after this last few months I think I am now in critical support of all weird ultrarich people hobbies. take that horse dancing class. I love that yoga retreat for you. tighten up that golf swing. search the ocean floor for ancient shipwrecks. anything that keeps you in your business and out of ours
May 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
after this last few months I think I am now in critical support of all weird ultrarich people hobbies. take that horse dancing class. I love that yoga retreat for you. tighten up that golf swing. search the ocean floor for ancient shipwrecks. anything that keeps you in your business and out of ours
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Wow, wow, wow
Declassified National Intelligence Council, Sense of the Community Memorandum:
"The Maduro regime probably does not have a policy of cooperating with TDA and is not directing TDA movement to and operations in the United States."
Now consider: DOJ lawyers saying opposite to courts!
Declassified National Intelligence Council, Sense of the Community Memorandum:
"The Maduro regime probably does not have a policy of cooperating with TDA and is not directing TDA movement to and operations in the United States."
Now consider: DOJ lawyers saying opposite to courts!
May 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wow, wow, wow
Declassified National Intelligence Council, Sense of the Community Memorandum:
"The Maduro regime probably does not have a policy of cooperating with TDA and is not directing TDA movement to and operations in the United States."
Now consider: DOJ lawyers saying opposite to courts!
Declassified National Intelligence Council, Sense of the Community Memorandum:
"The Maduro regime probably does not have a policy of cooperating with TDA and is not directing TDA movement to and operations in the United States."
Now consider: DOJ lawyers saying opposite to courts!
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I saw someone post, apparently seriously, “we don’t need NOAA, we can just ask ChatGPT to predict where and when hurricanes will hit.”
I don’t think we should sentence thousands of people to death because some overconfident buffoons don’t understand how science works.
🤷
I don’t think we should sentence thousands of people to death because some overconfident buffoons don’t understand how science works.
🤷
May 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I saw someone post, apparently seriously, “we don’t need NOAA, we can just ask ChatGPT to predict where and when hurricanes will hit.”
I don’t think we should sentence thousands of people to death because some overconfident buffoons don’t understand how science works.
🤷
I don’t think we should sentence thousands of people to death because some overconfident buffoons don’t understand how science works.
🤷
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this whole era is seeing someone lighting their house on fire, watching it spread throughout the whole neighborhood and someone walks up to them and says "masterful gambit, sir," then someone else gives them a garbage bag with a dollar sign on it and hundred dollar bills are just falling out of it
May 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this whole era is seeing someone lighting their house on fire, watching it spread throughout the whole neighborhood and someone walks up to them and says "masterful gambit, sir," then someone else gives them a garbage bag with a dollar sign on it and hundred dollar bills are just falling out of it
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ME: It said on your profile you like ‘guys that can’t read’?
DATE: *disappointed* yeah
DATE: *disappointed* yeah
May 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ME: It said on your profile you like ‘guys that can’t read’?
DATE: *disappointed* yeah
DATE: *disappointed* yeah
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subarus for the canadian market will now go there directly from japan instead of being made by american autoworkers in indiana. more trump tariff genius.
www.carscoops.com/2025/04/suba...
www.carscoops.com/2025/04/suba...
Subaru Pulls Canadian Production From US As Trump’s Tariffs Deal A Heavy Blow | Carscoops
The automaker will now build more cars for Canada in Japan rather than in Indiana
www.carscoops.com
April 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
subarus for the canadian market will now go there directly from japan instead of being made by american autoworkers in indiana. more trump tariff genius.
www.carscoops.com/2025/04/suba...
www.carscoops.com/2025/04/suba...
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Anyone arguing that food safety laws are minimally needed or that there's ways to stay safe by making everything from scratch...I'm sorry but where are the ingredients coming from in this scenario?
April 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Anyone arguing that food safety laws are minimally needed or that there's ways to stay safe by making everything from scratch...I'm sorry but where are the ingredients coming from in this scenario?