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homespurned.bsky.social
@homespurned.bsky.social
I make shite tunes. You'll probably never hear them
You can tell me all you want that's not a kazoo in crocodile rock and I'll never believe you.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Vibe coding bet clanker to the dictionary because they'd have to add all the other slurs to it if clanker one.
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'm nearly at the point that I only.listen to yacht rock covers of all the tunes I.blasted as a teen.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Thought i was gonna die in bed again last night. There's a valve or something. fucked in my heart I'm sure of it. I don't panic anymore though. I have already accepted my fate.
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Right intae arc raiders if you want a game?
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Completely missed that Bjork and dirty protectors album when it released. Wit a treat
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Extremely into these yacht rock/jazz covers of slipknot and korn
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Haven't made tunes in ages. Where the fuck did I find the time before?!
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hear Maruja for the first time today and they sound extremely up ma straße
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Is vascular load how much cum you can inject in yer veins?
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Absolutely underwhelming ending to that alien TV show. Set design was phenomenal but that story was so baws
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Going heissenberg. Shaving the hair aff, keeping the stupid goatee
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The streamlined skip battle shit in homm the olden era is absolutely stinking. That should only be an option if your obscenely overpowered. Can you turn that off?
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Also please rec some good medievil film/tv as im right intae Kingdom Come Deliverance the now and need to watch additional shite set within the times.
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Somehow managed to book japan again before getting a robot toilet and my arse is not happy.
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Lauren's bloody sleeping so I'm the only white boy in a local restaurant myself as there's no smoking areas open. This is gonna either end in disaster or be phenomenal, all the food is insane. I'm no intae cartilage and chicken heart
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Reposted
I am saving this because in no universe will they ever be this well organized again. #synthsky
September 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Any of you cunts back on twitter? I prefer some abhorrent views in my time line unfortunately. This sanitised timeline over here is a warped reality im no quite a fan of. I'd rather see what the cunts are saying than avoid it tbh
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You know what they about men with big trains
September 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Always feel like my battery is at 20%, pure fatigued to fuck. Genuinely thinking about getting some speed ir Kratom. Got any stimulant recommendations 😆
August 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I am fuckin livid at the way death stranding 2 finished, total anticlimactic
August 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Let me in u fucks. I willlazer flip your balls off
August 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Cannae wait if that next forza is Japan. The Mexico ones belting
August 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
@sciencepie.bsky.social Cameron reckons he walked right by you and max the other day. Shitebag didn't even say hello!
August 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Some incompetent fatty always schedules 4 ways road works on multiple roads in Ayr every summer and im gunning for their job
August 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM