NoiseTheorem
@noisetheorem.bsky.social
A collection of unusual yet benign mutations assembled from the remnants of dead stars. Also a musician and IT Security Professional.
Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.
Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.
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NoiseTheorem
@noisetheorem.bsky.social
· Aug 28
NoiseTheorem
An unmonetizable mess of livestreams of me screwing around with my gear. Some people find value in it and I honestly don't know why. You can be assured that all opinions on this channel are mine an...
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Going to try to get some desk space back.
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Going to try to get some desk space back.
Ever feel like you’re losing your musical voice? It’s been so long, I’m starting to forget
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ever feel like you’re losing your musical voice? It’s been so long, I’m starting to forget
Between my new business and school, music has taken a distant third in my hierarchy of priorities. I need to get back to it.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Between my new business and school, music has taken a distant third in my hierarchy of priorities. I need to get back to it.
In my head canon, “The Blackhole” and “Event Horizon” happen in the same universe.
October 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In my head canon, “The Blackhole” and “Event Horizon” happen in the same universe.
Buyers on reverb who negotiate a price and the refuse to pay are fucking annoying.
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Buyers on reverb who negotiate a price and the refuse to pay are fucking annoying.
New meets old: Akai MPC Live III and MPC Live II Retro.
October 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
New meets old: Akai MPC Live III and MPC Live II Retro.
I have Roland Juno-X…but honestly, Jura sounds better.
October 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I have Roland Juno-X…but honestly, Jura sounds better.
After having a play with the MPC Live III, I have trouble justifying keeping any of my groove boxes. I mean…what *cant* it do?
October 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
After having a play with the MPC Live III, I have trouble justifying keeping any of my groove boxes. I mean…what *cant* it do?
Something I’ve really come to dislike: videos that compare a 50 year old instrument to a modern clone. You’re going to have difficulty getting two of the originals to exactly match up. All you can really say is the clone does match your particular original. So it’s really useless content.
October 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Something I’ve really come to dislike: videos that compare a 50 year old instrument to a modern clone. You’re going to have difficulty getting two of the originals to exactly match up. All you can really say is the clone does match your particular original. So it’s really useless content.
A guy on reverb who is from Tbilisi, Georgia gave me an offer but wants to send me direct wire transfer and is willing to pay me extra for the convenience.
Yeah, I’m gonna have to pass, dude.
Yeah, I’m gonna have to pass, dude.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A guy on reverb who is from Tbilisi, Georgia gave me an offer but wants to send me direct wire transfer and is willing to pay me extra for the convenience.
Yeah, I’m gonna have to pass, dude.
Yeah, I’m gonna have to pass, dude.
If your work for ICE, you’re human trash.
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If your work for ICE, you’re human trash.
I’ve been slightly obsessed with reviving some of my very old EBM work. Some of those songs had really good basic structures I could do so much more with now. I don’t know how I’d do vocals for them, though.
October 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’ve been slightly obsessed with reviving some of my very old EBM work. Some of those songs had really good basic structures I could do so much more with now. I don’t know how I’d do vocals for them, though.
Work has been crazy! New company is off to a good start!
October 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Work has been crazy! New company is off to a good start!
Damnit, Akai. When will there be a live III retro? (Because there is only one proper paint job for an MPC)
October 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Damnit, Akai. When will there be a live III retro? (Because there is only one proper paint job for an MPC)
I used to love synthesizers. They used to sound like the future. Now it seems electronic musicians have lost all imagination and only want the past.
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I used to love synthesizers. They used to sound like the future. Now it seems electronic musicians have lost all imagination and only want the past.
Fuckenomics: the study of managing you balance of incoming and outgoing fucks.
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Fuckenomics: the study of managing you balance of incoming and outgoing fucks.
I got my first client for my business today.
also..HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
also..HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I got my first client for my business today.
also..HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
also..HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!