MarkB
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So that’s Lilly subtly written out for the next year. Maybe it will give poor mute Lizbeth more chance to get a word in edgeways. Plus, it’s one fewer person to talk about cricket. 🥳 #TheArchers
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So that’s Lilly subtly written out for the next year. Maybe it will give poor mute Lizbeth more chance to get a word in edgeways. Plus, it’s one fewer person to talk about cricket. 🥳 #TheArchers
Hazel. Hooray. All is forgiven. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hazel. Hooray. All is forgiven. #TheArchers
I’d forgotten how uninterested I was in the beavers. It’s quite nostalgic. I wonder if they’ll mention Herbal ‘mind freeze’ Leys while they’re at it. #TheArchers
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’d forgotten how uninterested I was in the beavers. It’s quite nostalgic. I wonder if they’ll mention Herbal ‘mind freeze’ Leys while they’re at it. #TheArchers
So how would a mobile shop work in a single village? Does she pull up outside and ask if you want to buy owt? Do you summon her on an app? Will it be parked up somewhere? 🤔 #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So how would a mobile shop work in a single village? Does she pull up outside and ask if you want to buy owt? Do you summon her on an app? Will it be parked up somewhere? 🤔 #TheArchers
Amber’s Dad sounds a bit stereotypical. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Amber’s Dad sounds a bit stereotypical. #TheArchers
Ruth has turned into a lunatic. Has she been kicked in the head by a cow? I think we should be told. #TheArchers
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ruth has turned into a lunatic. Has she been kicked in the head by a cow? I think we should be told. #TheArchers
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if you’re wondering what TV & radio would look like without the bbc if the right had its way, picture the state of our privatised rivers & seas, but instead it’s raw sewage pumped into your telly & speakers
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
if you’re wondering what TV & radio would look like without the bbc if the right had its way, picture the state of our privatised rivers & seas, but instead it’s raw sewage pumped into your telly & speakers
They’ve blown the buffet on another outside broadcast. No wonder it’s all Emily and cows lately.
They always go a bit peculiar when they go beyond the by-pass so this does not augur well. #TheArchers
They always go a bit peculiar when they go beyond the by-pass so this does not augur well. #TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They’ve blown the buffet on another outside broadcast. No wonder it’s all Emily and cows lately.
They always go a bit peculiar when they go beyond the by-pass so this does not augur well. #TheArchers
They always go a bit peculiar when they go beyond the by-pass so this does not augur well. #TheArchers
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If no-one knew him, presumably he didn’t go to the church, so surely straight to the crem? 🤷♂️ #TheArchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If no-one knew him, presumably he didn’t go to the church, so surely straight to the crem? 🤷♂️ #TheArchers
Mick’s a retired roadie with a personal hygiene problem. What’s he considered perfect for? #TheArchers
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Mick’s a retired roadie with a personal hygiene problem. What’s he considered perfect for? #TheArchers
And now the creep’s spoken up after the event, having listened from a side chapel (how big is that village church, btw?) Hopeless. #TheArchers
That was the sound of the creepy vicar sitting on a fence on the subject of [checks notes] forgiveness. He might as well go back to sitting at home. #TheArchers
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And now the creep’s spoken up after the event, having listened from a side chapel (how big is that village church, btw?) Hopeless. #TheArchers
That was the sound of the creepy vicar sitting on a fence on the subject of [checks notes] forgiveness. He might as well go back to sitting at home. #TheArchers
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
That was the sound of the creepy vicar sitting on a fence on the subject of [checks notes] forgiveness. He might as well go back to sitting at home. #TheArchers
Is that cowboy still dragging out the damp proofing at the shop? Either he’s having a right laugh, or there’s a clandestine eviction underway. #TheArchers
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Is that cowboy still dragging out the damp proofing at the shop? Either he’s having a right laugh, or there’s a clandestine eviction underway. #TheArchers
I am not having Lizzie Dripping as Edina Monsoon. That’s it. #TheArchers
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I am not having Lizzie Dripping as Edina Monsoon. That’s it. #TheArchers
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Huntingdon - This comment from Simon Calder is worth repeating.
My thoughts with all involved
My thoughts with all involved
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Huntingdon - This comment from Simon Calder is worth repeating.
My thoughts with all involved
My thoughts with all involved
While the whole thing about these people suddenly appearing is absurd, has anyone managed to triangulate Esme‘s age?
Wasn’t Mulligan described as old, and her life elsewhere seems long established, so 50s?
Yet now the Brookfield kids are hanging round her eyeing their prospects. 🤷♂️ #TheArchers
Wasn’t Mulligan described as old, and her life elsewhere seems long established, so 50s?
Yet now the Brookfield kids are hanging round her eyeing their prospects. 🤷♂️ #TheArchers
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
While the whole thing about these people suddenly appearing is absurd, has anyone managed to triangulate Esme‘s age?
Wasn’t Mulligan described as old, and her life elsewhere seems long established, so 50s?
Yet now the Brookfield kids are hanging round her eyeing their prospects. 🤷♂️ #TheArchers
Wasn’t Mulligan described as old, and her life elsewhere seems long established, so 50s?
Yet now the Brookfield kids are hanging round her eyeing their prospects. 🤷♂️ #TheArchers
When’s the last time Lizbeth was heard? Had she got laryngitis, or is she another one under the Vicarage patio and everyone sworn to omertà? #TheArchers
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When’s the last time Lizbeth was heard? Had she got laryngitis, or is she another one under the Vicarage patio and everyone sworn to omertà? #TheArchers
Have they mentioned who the landowner is at Mulligan’s farm? #TheArchers
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Have they mentioned who the landowner is at Mulligan’s farm? #TheArchers
LoLox seems to switch between being a major entertainment venue and somewhere run fairly single handedly by an occasionally frazzled Lizbeth.
Does it have any staff who might resolve the chocolate issue without Vince having to nip out from his slaughterhouse? #TheArchers
Does it have any staff who might resolve the chocolate issue without Vince having to nip out from his slaughterhouse? #TheArchers
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
LoLox seems to switch between being a major entertainment venue and somewhere run fairly single handedly by an occasionally frazzled Lizbeth.
Does it have any staff who might resolve the chocolate issue without Vince having to nip out from his slaughterhouse? #TheArchers
Does it have any staff who might resolve the chocolate issue without Vince having to nip out from his slaughterhouse? #TheArchers
I wonder if Amber was intended to be a short lived character so was cast short term, but they decided to go permanent but that needed a recast. #TheArchers
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I wonder if Amber was intended to be a short lived character so was cast short term, but they decided to go permanent but that needed a recast. #TheArchers
Copy & paste #TheArchers script.
Pip: “Me me me me me moan whine me me me Rosie whine moan strop me me me me [repeat].”
Pip: “Me me me me me moan whine me me me Rosie whine moan strop me me me me [repeat].”
October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Copy & paste #TheArchers script.
Pip: “Me me me me me moan whine me me me Rosie whine moan strop me me me me [repeat].”
Pip: “Me me me me me moan whine me me me Rosie whine moan strop me me me me [repeat].”
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Reform are into Day Three of Racismsplaining. It's harder than it looks.
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reform are into Day Three of Racismsplaining. It's harder than it looks.
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
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I don't know who to credit this image to, but anyway, they got the price wrong.
That 2/9d should read £122 million
That 2/9d should read £122 million
October 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I don't know who to credit this image to, but anyway, they got the price wrong.
That 2/9d should read £122 million
That 2/9d should read £122 million
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter