Holly
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What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
Yeah screens are rotting the younger generations' brains but I've never met a fully-grown adult with a smart watch capable of having a conversation without looking at their wrist every 15-20 seconds
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Yeah screens are rotting the younger generations' brains but I've never met a fully-grown adult with a smart watch capable of having a conversation without looking at their wrist every 15-20 seconds
All these headlines like "Dick Cheney leaves behind complicated legacy"
He made billions from the Iraq War, there's nothing complicated about that
He made billions from the Iraq War, there's nothing complicated about that
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
All these headlines like "Dick Cheney leaves behind complicated legacy"
He made billions from the Iraq War, there's nothing complicated about that
He made billions from the Iraq War, there's nothing complicated about that
AU where Bilbo confesses how he got the ring and Gandalf makes him return it to Gollum because "what have I got in my pocket" obviously loses any fair game of riddles
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
AU where Bilbo confesses how he got the ring and Gandalf makes him return it to Gollum because "what have I got in my pocket" obviously loses any fair game of riddles
Men with an entire basement full of model trains painted to exact specifications and sorted by complex classification systems: the reason my child has autism must be because my wife took Tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Men with an entire basement full of model trains painted to exact specifications and sorted by complex classification systems: the reason my child has autism must be because my wife took Tylenol
So you're telling me all these people whining about the Charlie Kirk jokes won't make any jokes when Biden or Pelosi die? Yeah right
September 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So you're telling me all these people whining about the Charlie Kirk jokes won't make any jokes when Biden or Pelosi die? Yeah right
When the man who said shooting deaths were worth it to have free access to guns was shot
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When the man who said shooting deaths were worth it to have free access to guns was shot
I am begging for managers to learn a single pop culture reference that is A) from the 21st century and B) not from The Office
August 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I am begging for managers to learn a single pop culture reference that is A) from the 21st century and B) not from The Office
"God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers," I sob as I attempt again and again to make my Sims roof not look like shit
August 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers," I sob as I attempt again and again to make my Sims roof not look like shit
It's always incredible to me to read real-life accounts of men seeking medical treatment for their pain... and actually getting some? Rx pain meds and scans and referrals to specialists? Whereas the typical woman in pain's medical experience is: pregnancy test, then told to go home & lose weight
August 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's always incredible to me to read real-life accounts of men seeking medical treatment for their pain... and actually getting some? Rx pain meds and scans and referrals to specialists? Whereas the typical woman in pain's medical experience is: pregnancy test, then told to go home & lose weight
People without OCD: omg guys I'm so OCD 😆
People with OCD: wait doesn't everyone do a complex 5 step ritual before bed to make sure their friends and family are safe
People with OCD: wait doesn't everyone do a complex 5 step ritual before bed to make sure their friends and family are safe
August 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
People without OCD: omg guys I'm so OCD 😆
People with OCD: wait doesn't everyone do a complex 5 step ritual before bed to make sure their friends and family are safe
People with OCD: wait doesn't everyone do a complex 5 step ritual before bed to make sure their friends and family are safe
Can Canada get it the fuck together about the wildfires
August 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Can Canada get it the fuck together about the wildfires
God knew I'd be too powerful if all the 2000s Barbie movie soundtracks were on Spotify
July 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
God knew I'd be too powerful if all the 2000s Barbie movie soundtracks were on Spotify
I talk a lot of shit for someone who hasn't been able to eat grapefruit in over a decade
July 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I talk a lot of shit for someone who hasn't been able to eat grapefruit in over a decade
I don't think everyone should be forced to take a statistics class, but I do wish that everyone could grasp the main thing they teach you in it; which is don't believe statistics
July 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don't think everyone should be forced to take a statistics class, but I do wish that everyone could grasp the main thing they teach you in it; which is don't believe statistics
I know a lot of people like Ryan Gosling but I would rather see someone less known in Star Wars. He's just another white dude
April 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I know a lot of people like Ryan Gosling but I would rather see someone less known in Star Wars. He's just another white dude
I'm sorry I do not buy that Rotta the Hutt grew that much in 31 years
April 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm sorry I do not buy that Rotta the Hutt grew that much in 31 years
It's hard to remember how many "once in a lifetime" crises have happened in a millennial's lifetime by this point
April 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's hard to remember how many "once in a lifetime" crises have happened in a millennial's lifetime by this point
Suck my metaphorical dick Elon
April 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Suck my metaphorical dick Elon
Elon is stupid for trying his weird million dollar check stunt in Wisconsin. Our economy is primarily based on cheese, idiot
March 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Elon is stupid for trying his weird million dollar check stunt in Wisconsin. Our economy is primarily based on cheese, idiot
Stop saying: we'll never get new coal because it takes millions of years to form 🚫
Start saying: we'll never get new coal because it all had to be created before fungi evolved to digest lignin ✅
Start saying: we'll never get new coal because it all had to be created before fungi evolved to digest lignin ✅
March 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Stop saying: we'll never get new coal because it takes millions of years to form 🚫
Start saying: we'll never get new coal because it all had to be created before fungi evolved to digest lignin ✅
Start saying: we'll never get new coal because it all had to be created before fungi evolved to digest lignin ✅
Reposted by Holly
STAR WARS is so popular because it posits the absolute most terrifying version of space: the English are there
March 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
STAR WARS is so popular because it posits the absolute most terrifying version of space: the English are there
Bluesky's algorithm has figured out that I like Star Wars but is only showing me bad takes from the kind of men who ruin the fandom for anyone else. Please send help
March 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Bluesky's algorithm has figured out that I like Star Wars but is only showing me bad takes from the kind of men who ruin the fandom for anyone else. Please send help
I have respect for like 3 men and every dog on Earth
February 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have respect for like 3 men and every dog on Earth