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Not the sissy porn soundtracked by Near Dark by Burial, bro
September 2, 2023 at 6:14 AM
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5X5 FRIDAYYYYOU KNOW THE DRILL
August 25, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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5X5 FRIDAY
August 18, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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Happy 5x5 Friday!!!
August 11, 2023 at 4:07 PM
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That new Olivia Rodrigo song... My jaw literally dropped... Best pop song I've heard in a long time.
August 11, 2023 at 4:06 PM
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5x5 Friday... Ona Saturday? For the past month???
August 5, 2023 at 6:44 PM
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Tommy Pickles' voice actress was born on 9/11
August 1, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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Post Malone dropped an album and no one said a DAMN THING lol 😭
July 30, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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WEEKLY
July 28, 2023 at 1:14 PM
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That one scene with Hari Nef in Barbie almost made me cry :')
July 21, 2023 at 7:41 AM
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I went to cuckfield & everyone knew you
Wikipedia article for the Cuckfield village in England
July 19, 2023 at 5:27 AM
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I THINK ART TEACHERS SUCK
July 17, 2023 at 3:25 PM
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Hold on Newman, you would eat a diva cup if it were deep fried in chocolate sauce
Newman & Jerry Seinfeld
July 17, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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Joey after emptying Rachel's Diva Cup
Joey from Friends in the kitchen with a if what is either marinara sauce or, more likely, period blood
July 17, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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when I eat 2 volcano tacos
Threads (1984) - a charred corpse atop a pile of rubble after multiple nukes are dropped
July 17, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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Jack: "Lemon, have you seen my Diva Cup sandwich anywhere?"
Liz:
Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in 30 Rock eating a sandwich filled with period blood and getting it all over her face
July 17, 2023 at 1:00 AM
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Oh, it's Friday? Time for my weekly 5x5 😎 oopa holly style
July 14, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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No features: 😃
No samples: 😞
Article with the headline "New Disclosure Album Alchemy, Out This Friday, Has No Features And No Samples" features album artwork with a painting of the two members sitting on what appears to be a couch surrounded by vines that form the shape of their logo (the logo appears 3 times among the vines).
July 12, 2023 at 10:25 PM
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"tits or ass" bro, shut the fuck up
July 12, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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Burp Reynolds
July 12, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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Idk seems pretty easy to explain, in fact, you just did it right now
Rolling Stone's ranking of every Taylor Swift song. At #230, they have "Macavity" from the film adaptation of Cats. The description reads: "This one will be tough to explain to future generations, but here goes: So they made this Hollywood movie out of the Broadway musical Cats. Full of magic, furry, singing cats. So much fur. So much magic. Taylor plus felines — it should add up to classic cinema, right? Not quite."
July 11, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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lmao what the hell is this
July 11, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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Why do they have a statue of a serial killer at this restaurant in India
Charles Sobhraj Wikipedia Statue depicting Charles Sobhraj at the O'Coqueiro Restaurant, Porvorim, India
July 11, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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A man points to himself and says "my favourite genres of music are electroswing and video game soundtracks." The man he's telling it to cringes, grabs him by the shoulder and says "you are a terrible person." The Electroswing man says "I volunteer every day in a soup kitchen." The other man replies "I'm sorry, but you're irreparably evil."
July 11, 2023 at 1:20 PM