little tiny riley
@hollandaise.bsky.social
6 feet tall, 7'2 with the antlers
YOU: please act normal you need these people to like you
Me: ok!
People: hi...
Me: DO YOU KNOW I COULD BREAK BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF THE GOODNESS, LOVE, I STILL CARRY FOR YOU? THAT I'D WALK SO FAR JUST TO TAKE THE INJURY OF FINALLY KNOWING YOU?
Me: ok!
People: hi...
Me: DO YOU KNOW I COULD BREAK BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF THE GOODNESS, LOVE, I STILL CARRY FOR YOU? THAT I'D WALK SO FAR JUST TO TAKE THE INJURY OF FINALLY KNOWING YOU?
YOU: please act normal you need these people to like you
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: Everybody assumes Hydrox cookies are a rip-off of Oreos but in fact Hydrox preceded Oreos to the marketplace by 4 years. Thus, Oreos is an usurper cookie.
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: Everybody assumes Hydrox cookies are a rip-off of Oreos but in fact Hydrox preceded Oreos to the marketplace by 4 years. Thus, Oreos is an usurper cookie.
you: please act normal Ed you need these people to like you
me: ok!
people: hi Ed nice to meet you
me: There is a genus of spiders called Predatoroonops and every species in it is named after one of the characters in Predator (1987)
me: ok!
people: hi Ed nice to meet you
me: There is a genus of spiders called Predatoroonops and every species in it is named after one of the characters in Predator (1987)
November 12, 2023 at 11:26 PM
YOU: please act normal you need these people to like you
Me: ok!
People: hi...
Me: DO YOU KNOW I COULD BREAK BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF THE GOODNESS, LOVE, I STILL CARRY FOR YOU? THAT I'D WALK SO FAR JUST TO TAKE THE INJURY OF FINALLY KNOWING YOU?
Me: ok!
People: hi...
Me: DO YOU KNOW I COULD BREAK BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF THE GOODNESS, LOVE, I STILL CARRY FOR YOU? THAT I'D WALK SO FAR JUST TO TAKE THE INJURY OF FINALLY KNOWING YOU?
bro idk who any of you are please introduce yourself
November 10, 2023 at 3:57 PM
bro idk who any of you are please introduce yourself
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richard nixon campaign slogans be like
October 19, 2023 at 4:55 AM
richard nixon campaign slogans be like
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we all got that one wizard homie who's always drinking blue potion
October 19, 2023 at 7:46 AM
we all got that one wizard homie who's always drinking blue potion
finally free of minion sex bots 😐
October 19, 2023 at 8:46 AM
finally free of minion sex bots 😐
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happy halloween month, heres some gentle horror poetry
October 8, 2023 at 5:52 PM
happy halloween month, heres some gentle horror poetry
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if i ever post something that can be interpreted in more than one way, then i definitely wrote it with the intention of grievously wounding you, a stranger i have never spoken to before and whose existence i was previously not aware of
October 2, 2023 at 2:54 PM
if i ever post something that can be interpreted in more than one way, then i definitely wrote it with the intention of grievously wounding you, a stranger i have never spoken to before and whose existence i was previously not aware of