Holden Baker
@holdenbaker.bsky.social
Musician and sometimes writer. Teacher and Calgarian .
Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O80E72zB1Eo
Album: https://holdenbaker.bandcamp.com/album/demonstrations
Story: https://albertaviews.ca/turtle-room/
Live: https://t.ly/X7fD9
Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O80E72zB1Eo
Album: https://holdenbaker.bandcamp.com/album/demonstrations
Story: https://albertaviews.ca/turtle-room/
Live: https://t.ly/X7fD9
If I am posting it means that I am a bit drunk
and its usually white wine
it makes me posty
and its usually white wine
it makes me posty
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If I am posting it means that I am a bit drunk
and its usually white wine
it makes me posty
and its usually white wine
it makes me posty
Ok I think this needs to be said. I like John more thank Hank
it had to be said
and I have said it
it had to be said
and I have said it
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ok I think this needs to be said. I like John more thank Hank
it had to be said
and I have said it
it had to be said
and I have said it
My only issue with hot ones is all the saliva
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My only issue with hot ones is all the saliva
I have a right-wing hair stylist. I always knew she was this way. She doesn't really hide the fact that she thinks T is a great leader and is doing great things for his country. But this was the first time we kinda go into it. I said something negative and she kinda pounced on me a bit. 1/9
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I have a right-wing hair stylist. I always knew she was this way. She doesn't really hide the fact that she thinks T is a great leader and is doing great things for his country. But this was the first time we kinda go into it. I said something negative and she kinda pounced on me a bit. 1/9
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Yesterday at football I sat next to a guy who had Yellow Submarine crocs and it cheered day up no end.
October 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Yesterday at football I sat next to a guy who had Yellow Submarine crocs and it cheered day up no end.
Is it bad that I just want to make a record that sounds like the good versions of the demos I record on my phone. Iike I listen to the recording of Dylan alternate take of "If you see her say hello" and that's what I want my whole record to sound like.
Bob Dylan - If You See Her Say Hello (Take 1) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is it bad that I just want to make a record that sounds like the good versions of the demos I record on my phone. Iike I listen to the recording of Dylan alternate take of "If you see her say hello" and that's what I want my whole record to sound like.
You would think after having cars as a major mode of transportation for 80+ years that we would have figured out traffic congestion by now. Like what's so hard? Why can't we use something 20x the size of a human body to carry one human body from point A to B? What's wrong with that?
September 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You would think after having cars as a major mode of transportation for 80+ years that we would have figured out traffic congestion by now. Like what's so hard? Why can't we use something 20x the size of a human body to carry one human body from point A to B? What's wrong with that?
@geometrywars.bsky.social Is this really Geometry Wars? Cuz that's awesome that you have a bluesky account. I love this game and go back to evolved all the time. It is hands down the best in twin stick shooters, which is one of my fav genres.
September 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@geometrywars.bsky.social Is this really Geometry Wars? Cuz that's awesome that you have a bluesky account. I love this game and go back to evolved all the time. It is hands down the best in twin stick shooters, which is one of my fav genres.
how many people have signed up for disney plus and didn't notice that they signed up for a year. Happened to me twice. I'm young enough to notice. My mom? Would never see what had happened. Predatory
August 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
how many people have signed up for disney plus and didn't notice that they signed up for a year. Happened to me twice. I'm young enough to notice. My mom? Would never see what had happened. Predatory
I started the album off with a kind of weird track and now I'm wondering if I'm asking too much of a listener. I like records that draw me in with something curious, but perhaps the first track should be more inviting.
#MusicianSky #Album
#MusicianSky #Album
Sheep May Safely Graze
Holden Baker · Album · 2025 · 11 songs
open.spotify.com
August 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I started the album off with a kind of weird track and now I'm wondering if I'm asking too much of a listener. I like records that draw me in with something curious, but perhaps the first track should be more inviting.
#MusicianSky #Album
#MusicianSky #Album
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"Why is that gorgeous woman with that mid-looking man?"
Because he eats pussy the way Guy Fieri eats a shrimp po'boy hunched over an industrial sink. Next question.
Because he eats pussy the way Guy Fieri eats a shrimp po'boy hunched over an industrial sink. Next question.
August 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"Why is that gorgeous woman with that mid-looking man?"
Because he eats pussy the way Guy Fieri eats a shrimp po'boy hunched over an industrial sink. Next question.
Because he eats pussy the way Guy Fieri eats a shrimp po'boy hunched over an industrial sink. Next question.
I think my replies and discover are helped by the fact that I've never mention he-who-must-not-be-named-and-is-not-Voldemort. It means that I don't get those types swarming and I also have no followers and nobody really reads my posts. So that helps to0
August 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think my replies and discover are helped by the fact that I've never mention he-who-must-not-be-named-and-is-not-Voldemort. It means that I don't get those types swarming and I also have no followers and nobody really reads my posts. So that helps to0
Are we at the point where the only moral way to listen to music is to see it live?
August 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Are we at the point where the only moral way to listen to music is to see it live?
Guys This album is titled after the famous Bach song and is about the line between pessimism and optimism. The hard swings between hope and apocalypse, fear and the future.
#MusicianSky #Album #newmusic
#MusicianSky #Album #newmusic
Sheep May Safely Graze, by Holden Baker
11 track album
holdenbaker.bandcamp.com
August 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Guys This album is titled after the famous Bach song and is about the line between pessimism and optimism. The hard swings between hope and apocalypse, fear and the future.
#MusicianSky #Album #newmusic
#MusicianSky #Album #newmusic
Brat summer is all well and good, but what about Garden State Soundtrack summer? I have now correctly aged myself.
August 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Brat summer is all well and good, but what about Garden State Soundtrack summer? I have now correctly aged myself.
August 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My theory of success on Bluesky is to just reply to completely random posts and gather like minded strangers under my loving, kind of funny, inoffensive wings.
August 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My theory of success on Bluesky is to just reply to completely random posts and gather like minded strangers under my loving, kind of funny, inoffensive wings.
Okay. I dig! I'm not ashamed of liking this at all....
Now Playing on The Source:Smooth Jazz Radio: 25326DKOZ - H01S02. Tune in at https://www.thesourcesmoothjazzradio.com/ and listen now!
August 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Okay. I dig! I'm not ashamed of liking this at all....
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Canada MP destroys Trump in major speech in Mexico.
August 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Canada MP destroys Trump in major speech in Mexico.
I'm releasing a new album tomorrow. Come join the listening party on band camp!
holdenbaker.bandcamp.com/merch/sheep-...
#MusicianSky
holdenbaker.bandcamp.com/merch/sheep-...
#MusicianSky
Sheep May Safely Graze Listening Party from Holden Baker
Listening Party from Holden Baker.
holdenbaker.bandcamp.com
August 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm releasing a new album tomorrow. Come join the listening party on band camp!
holdenbaker.bandcamp.com/merch/sheep-...
#MusicianSky
holdenbaker.bandcamp.com/merch/sheep-...
#MusicianSky
What do you do when you've released and album and you're worried it sounds like shit?
I'm asking for a friend. My new album is fucking fire.
#MusicianSky
#Album
#Imnotcrying
I'm asking for a friend. My new album is fucking fire.
#MusicianSky
#Album
#Imnotcrying
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What do you do when you've released and album and you're worried it sounds like shit?
I'm asking for a friend. My new album is fucking fire.
#MusicianSky
#Album
#Imnotcrying
I'm asking for a friend. My new album is fucking fire.
#MusicianSky
#Album
#Imnotcrying
It's it just me? I always listen to the radio channel on open world games that are kind of a joke for including. CP77: Jazz. Forza: Classical. GTA: Oldies. I am that guy.
It is just me
It is just me
August 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It's it just me? I always listen to the radio channel on open world games that are kind of a joke for including. CP77: Jazz. Forza: Classical. GTA: Oldies. I am that guy.
It is just me
It is just me
Look at this God Damn Art!
August 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Look at this God Damn Art!
I'm playing a how in Calgary on August 16th. Buy tickets here. #MuscianSky
Showtime at the Hollow — The Limber Hollow
www.thelimberhollow.com
August 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm playing a how in Calgary on August 16th. Buy tickets here. #MuscianSky