Hokey Pokey Peeps
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Fueled by anxiety and Diet Dr. Pepper.
The OzzieB Dilemma-
Am I hungry? Don’t think so.
Will I get hungry? Maybe.
Should I eat? Eating sounds gross.
But what if I get hungry…
Am I hungry? Don’t think so.
Will I get hungry? Maybe.
Should I eat? Eating sounds gross.
But what if I get hungry…
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The OzzieB Dilemma-
Am I hungry? Don’t think so.
Will I get hungry? Maybe.
Should I eat? Eating sounds gross.
But what if I get hungry…
Am I hungry? Don’t think so.
Will I get hungry? Maybe.
Should I eat? Eating sounds gross.
But what if I get hungry…
Someone should consider the fact that if they sue the WSJ, lawyers can find out all sorts of things through the discovery.
July 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Someone should consider the fact that if they sue the WSJ, lawyers can find out all sorts of things through the discovery.
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Two days until I make the first of four road trips across the country. Longmont, here we come.
June 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Two days until I make the first of four road trips across the country. Longmont, here we come.
Once upon a time an Adderral addict and a Ketamine stoner tried to destroy a government…
June 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Once upon a time an Adderral addict and a Ketamine stoner tried to destroy a government…
It would make my heart so happy to see taco shaped blimps flying over the Trump parade.
June 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It would make my heart so happy to see taco shaped blimps flying over the Trump parade.
How’s that pro-life stance working out for ya?
The Republican senator offered a glib response to constituent questions at a town hall regarding cuts to Medicaid under the Trump-endorsed One Big Beautiful Bill Act.
'We all are going to die': Sen. Ernst offers bleak response to grilling over Medicaid
The Republican senator offered a glib response to constituent questions at a town hall regarding cuts to Medicaid under the Trump-endorsed One Big Beautiful Bill Act.
n.pr
June 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
How’s that pro-life stance working out for ya?
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On this day in 1921, white supremacist burned down the Greenwood district of Tulsa, known as Black Walk Street.
Reparations are owed to Black American descendants of slavery, not just for the harms of slavery, but for everything that followed as well.
Reparations are owed to Black American descendants of slavery, not just for the harms of slavery, but for everything that followed as well.
May 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
On this day in 1921, white supremacist burned down the Greenwood district of Tulsa, known as Black Walk Street.
Reparations are owed to Black American descendants of slavery, not just for the harms of slavery, but for everything that followed as well.
Reparations are owed to Black American descendants of slavery, not just for the harms of slavery, but for everything that followed as well.
Why is my feed filled with r@bbits or accounts about r@bbits?
May 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Why is my feed filled with r@bbits or accounts about r@bbits?
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We have the opposite of this.
May 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We have the opposite of this.
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Hi, I’m God.
If Jesus Christ came back they’d attack him as a “woke marxist” and deport him to El Salvador.
If Jesus Christ came back they’d attack him as a “woke marxist” and deport him to El Salvador.
May 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hi, I’m God.
If Jesus Christ came back they’d attack him as a “woke marxist” and deport him to El Salvador.
If Jesus Christ came back they’d attack him as a “woke marxist” and deport him to El Salvador.
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REFUGEE: "We'd like asylum in the United States."
ASYLUM HOTLINE: "We're full. Not taking any more."
REFUGEE: "We're white."
ASYLUM HOTLINE: "How soon can you get here?"
ASYLUM HOTLINE: "We're full. Not taking any more."
REFUGEE: "We're white."
ASYLUM HOTLINE: "How soon can you get here?"
May 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
REFUGEE: "We'd like asylum in the United States."
ASYLUM HOTLINE: "We're full. Not taking any more."
REFUGEE: "We're white."
ASYLUM HOTLINE: "How soon can you get here?"
ASYLUM HOTLINE: "We're full. Not taking any more."
REFUGEE: "We're white."
ASYLUM HOTLINE: "How soon can you get here?"
I feel like I’m playing Jumnaji in real time.
May 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I feel like I’m playing Jumnaji in real time.
School shooters get due process but not farm workers, tax payers, and American citizens who have Hispanic backgrounds.
May 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
School shooters get due process but not farm workers, tax payers, and American citizens who have Hispanic backgrounds.
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Dear Canada-
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
April 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dear Canada-
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.
❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸
#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
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We love to see it! And just like Minneapolis, Austin, Oakland, and Tokyo, building an abundance of homes here will also reduce rents. Let’s do it!
Denver is building so many new apartments that vacancy rates reached a 16-year high and the average rent has fallen below levels seen two years ago, according to the Apartment Association of Metro Denver.
The average apartment rent in metro Denver fell to $1,819 in the first quarter.
The average apartment rent in metro Denver fell to $1,819 in the first quarter.
Metro Denver apartment market erases two years of rent increases
Developers continue to deliver so many new apartments that vacancy rates have reached a 16-year high.
www.denverpost.com
April 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We love to see it! And just like Minneapolis, Austin, Oakland, and Tokyo, building an abundance of homes here will also reduce rents. Let’s do it!
Petunia, aka Tuna, working hard today.
April 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Petunia, aka Tuna, working hard today.
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Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.
April 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.
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If you're being kidnapped, you have a right to defend yourself.
If someone approaches you and tries to throw you in a van and they present no ID and no warrant, you're being abducted.
In many states, you can respond with lethal force. Understand the law.
If someone approaches you and tries to throw you in a van and they present no ID and no warrant, you're being abducted.
In many states, you can respond with lethal force. Understand the law.
April 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you're being kidnapped, you have a right to defend yourself.
If someone approaches you and tries to throw you in a van and they present no ID and no warrant, you're being abducted.
In many states, you can respond with lethal force. Understand the law.
If someone approaches you and tries to throw you in a van and they present no ID and no warrant, you're being abducted.
In many states, you can respond with lethal force. Understand the law.
I wonder if the evangelicals will take notice or if they will even care.
"Christians who sought asylum from persecution by the Taliban are being told they must leave immediately or be deported.
"The news came in an email to a group living legally in north Raleigh... Apostles Church in Raleigh had welcomed them after the Taliban took over...
www.wral.com/story/they-f...
"The news came in an email to a group living legally in north Raleigh... Apostles Church in Raleigh had welcomed them after the Taliban took over...
www.wral.com/story/they-f...
Afghani asylum seekers, members of Raleigh church, given a week to leave the U.S.
Apostles Church in Raleigh has welcomed about 25 people who came to the U.S. after the Taliban took over.
www.wral.com
April 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wonder if the evangelicals will take notice or if they will even care.
It feels like it’s been a century but it’s only been 90 days
April 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It feels like it’s been a century but it’s only been 90 days
Electronics are exempt but not your medications. #priorities
April 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Electronics are exempt but not your medications. #priorities
Every time I check Facebook I lose 20 IQ points.
April 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Every time I check Facebook I lose 20 IQ points.
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