Mik
@hoeterra.bsky.social
For legal reasons, I am a joke
C++ / 🎞️📷 / 🧶 / 🎮 / SLC / short / doer of random things / gay/queer
(He/they)
C++ / 🎞️📷 / 🧶 / 🎮 / SLC / short / doer of random things / gay/queer
(He/they)
Yesterday I learned that you should definitely take out your nose piercing before you use a Navage or the back might come off and take a trip through your head! If you’re lucky it’ll come out the other nostril but if not
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Yesterday I learned that you should definitely take out your nose piercing before you use a Navage or the back might come off and take a trip through your head! If you’re lucky it’ll come out the other nostril but if not
I think if I saw a clone of myself or like a timelooped version of me I wouldn’t immediately recognize myself
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I think if I saw a clone of myself or like a timelooped version of me I wouldn’t immediately recognize myself
You’re telling me a chicken creamed this soup??
January 25, 2026 at 7:05 AM
You’re telling me a chicken creamed this soup??
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The Mormon church has proven yet again that it is a scourge on America. The fact Nick hasn’t been excommunicated speaks volumes of where church leadership stands. Utahns should be livid
I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The Mormon church has proven yet again that it is a scourge on America. The fact Nick hasn’t been excommunicated speaks volumes of where church leadership stands. Utahns should be livid
Blasphemer?? But I hardly know ‘er!
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Blasphemer?? But I hardly know ‘er!
Our bodies produce an ungodly amount of different rocks
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Our bodies produce an ungodly amount of different rocks
I hope the “can I get a box” woman is doing well
January 18, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I hope the “can I get a box” woman is doing well
It’s always “hey can we touch base?” And never “hey can we touch tips?” 🥺
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It’s always “hey can we touch base?” And never “hey can we touch tips?” 🥺
Rule 34 Pillsbury dough boy
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Rule 34 Pillsbury dough boy
I always feel like such an engineer when I look at assembly code 🧑💻
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I always feel like such an engineer when I look at assembly code 🧑💻
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Harry Potter? I’d rather a hairy otter 🤣🤣🤣
January 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Harry Potter? I’d rather a hairy otter 🤣🤣🤣
So unlovable that even the ego stroking love machine doesn’t love them
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 AM
So unlovable that even the ego stroking love machine doesn’t love them
Idk who needs to hear this but grok can’t apologize. Grok isn’t a person and cannot feel emotions like remorse or regret. It’s a machine that can string together words in an order statistically likely to sound human. The team behind grok could apologize, but idt they have ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but grok can’t apologize. Grok isn’t a person and cannot feel emotions like remorse or regret. It’s a machine that can string together words in an order statistically likely to sound human. The team behind grok could apologize, but idt they have ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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What people’s reluctancy to delete Twitter shows is that so many people will not do something if it causes the slightest bit of inconvenience to them
January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
What people’s reluctancy to delete Twitter shows is that so many people will not do something if it causes the slightest bit of inconvenience to them
Anyway now that the year is actually over, here’s my FULL 2025 wrapped
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Anyway now that the year is actually over, here’s my FULL 2025 wrapped
Zippo lighter fluid smells like poppers :(
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Zippo lighter fluid smells like poppers :(
Small talk is the foreplay for a full convo and baby I cannot find the clit
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Small talk is the foreplay for a full convo and baby I cannot find the clit
A sapphic version of Much Ado About Nothing but the character is Benevagina
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A sapphic version of Much Ado About Nothing but the character is Benevagina
2025 dating wrapped: I did not
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
2025 dating wrapped: I did not
I’m “uninstalled (it was bloat)”
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I’m “uninstalled (it was bloat)”
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The only good thing about Crumbl breaching containment is that there might be a future where I get to see Paul Hollywood react to a Crumbl cookie
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The only good thing about Crumbl breaching containment is that there might be a future where I get to see Paul Hollywood react to a Crumbl cookie
My timely hot take is that short crust is not good in a dessert setting
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My timely hot take is that short crust is not good in a dessert setting
Evaporated my own milk for pumpkin pie 💪
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Evaporated my own milk for pumpkin pie 💪