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Miss universe⭐🌌🌑
@hoehyper.bsky.social
Annoying manga and video game enjoyer and certified femcel she/her
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Oh yeah I changed my name a while ago so please call me umbra now instead of lux
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here's a little secret, every state lawmaker in Utah is either a genuine stupid person. we are the state that brought you Nick Shirley and our representatives are just as dumb.
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You will never know the pain of having to supress your laugh when your college professor says 67 💔
January 21, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I miss dawn she never talks to me anymore since the throwing dynamite in her face incident
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Average game of peak
#peak #art
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Merry Christmas to all 4 people who I only communicate with on bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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when I'm in a child molesting completion and my opponent is an American evangelical
a cartoon of squidward breaking a glass
ALT: a cartoon of squidward breaking a glass
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
And with this I make my departure back to Twitter
August 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Oh hey they finally added notifications now I actually have a reason to use this site
August 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
This is forever my most insane balatro win I managed to pull off on gold stake as well
June 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Rent a girlfriend
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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no more nuance y'all couldnt behave
April 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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it takes a femcel to handle that femsmell
March 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump is gonna increase the jack in the box prices which makes him by default the worst president in my lifetime
April 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Girls will retweet art of women with the fattest ass and I'm just like you can't all that
March 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
March 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Suicide postponed
March 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Oh I'm going to kill myself
March 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
March 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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it's time for the goonercide
March 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
March 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fuck my smelly unemployed femcel life 💔
March 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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remember ableism vs death threats discourse
March 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I had 4 biscuits than I ate one than I only had 3
March 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Life would be so much easier if I had a sugarmommy who buys me jack in the box
March 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM