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The Coachman
@hmh452002.bsky.social
PIeasure Island Coachman and semi retired Donkeyboy TF artist.
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It’s always nice to spot a familiar face like @mrkristofer.bsky.social when I visit Pleasure Island. Here he is welcoming party boys with complimentary cigars. Although between you and me, I’m not sure whether he is management or livestock.
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I find it curious that the preferred brand of stogie among Pleasure Island donks is Blammo Reliable Exploding Cigars. I mean, the name says it all, right? Besides, I think they smell like satan’s asshole. I’ll stick with my mood-elevating gummies and edibles, thank you.
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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This old chestnut from the early 2000s is a memory of two brothers, Mike and Mark, I once worked with. They’re probably out there somewhere today, grey-haired, with college-age sons of their own. I prefer to think of them living “pants-free” and smoking stogies on Pleasure Island.
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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On this year’s Pleasure Island getaway, I noticed a number of tech bros added to the usual mix of frat boys and bachelor party-goers. Rumor has it that one of the island’s old salt mines is being turned into a data center powered by donk shit, which PI has in vast amounts.
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Logan had never left the States until that one wild vacation to Pleasure Island. How a gringo ended up being a cruel luchador’s pony slave south of the border is a mystery. Perhaps he escaped, perhaps he was sold. Sadly, he can’t tell his story because he’s just a dumb animal now.
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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There’s nowhere for the freshly donked to escape to if they decide that a life in the Pleasure Island salt mines isn’t for them. After a night or two trying to eat thistles and hearing the local wolves get closer and closer, they’re ready to surrender to animal control.
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A few of Pleasure Island’s “guests” end up being park “employees” instead of being sent to the salt mines. They work the concessions and pick up all the endless piles of donk shit. The biggest ones, football player types, even help wrangle their freshly transformed brethren.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Whenever I visit Pleasure Island I always make sure I leave with a big jar full of donkey sauce—it makes an excellent face moisturizer, which is how I maintain my youthful good looks. Some of the vendors even let you milk it fresh from the animal.
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I always make sure to take in a Donkey Show whenever I visit Pleasure Island. Last year I saw a drunk finance bro win the the title of Mr. Bouncy Balls. Gosh, he was proud of his swollen orbs, each the size of a cantaloupe. I wonder if he was allowed to keep them.
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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The dress code on Pleasure Island is decidedly casual. Sweatpants roomy enough for a big fat donkey dong are popular. As are union suits with their convenient back doors that can accommodate a tail. Going pants-free is perfectly acceptable.
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I’ve packed my bags and am on my way for a week’s vacation on Pleasure Island— just in time for the annual running of the donkey boys. Unfortunately, I won’t have time for day trips to The Island of Dr. Moreau or Circe’s Isle, even though they’re in the same neighborhood.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Donkey play, Angel fuckers and Puffy Kinks? Never fear @sampsonnightly.bsky.social and I are here and tackling your secret fetishes!

Live now: youtu.be/ClUmq5LICLY
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Oh dear, this is EmbarrASSing. How am I gonna explain this? Of all the days for my new boss to stop in, why did it have to be #TFTuesday???

🎨 By: @stickmanwww.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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okay fine ill share this finished anim before my break
this was a lot of fun to work on, there are a few bits im not quite happy with but hey, first full animation this year
#tf #tfeveryday #transformation #donkey #asinine #jackass #animation
August 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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would you still like me if i made a jackass out of myself and grew an embarrassingly big pair of donkey ears and a long hairy tail in the middle of an amusement park
August 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sound like a jackass if you have the nerve!
Quick Snapchat effect which makes you bray like a donkey :

www.snapchat.com/unlock/?type...

(or scan the Snapcode below through the app)
July 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Just remember when I hear the brays, you get on my notifications list!
July 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just remember when I hear the brays, you get on my notifications list!
July 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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As a donkey boy i am big into big fluffy donkey ears, that one episode of Merlin with Arthur going donkey, iconic 👌
The act of having to try and hide such an obvious change when you are on a slow burn transformation. Chef kiss.
June 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Where my Donkey fans at? It says Stick “horse” but that is totally a Donkey.
June 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
On the island this view changes real fast!
June 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Don’t make an ass of yourself :3 #transfur #TFeveryday
May 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Japanese discount store Thank You Mart, is scheduled to release a new line of affordable and practical goods inspired by Pinocchio
Pinocchio Collection by Thank You Mart Discount Stores
Japanese discount store Thank You Mart, is scheduled to release a new line of affordable and practical goods inspired by Disney's Pinocchio.
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May 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
And doesn’t he rock the look perfectly!!
Thank you everyone for supporting the Donkey Day project with @hmh452002.bsky.social ! Honestly it couldn't have happened without his amazing help and his gift of these beautiful lederhosen. Enjoy some behind the scenes photos.

#donkeyboy
May 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM