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Hindbodes
@hindbodes.bsky.social
A multi-franchise multi-medium creator who has yet to be exalted. Most skilled skill: coding solo video games. I have webcomic sites and two blogs, and a lot more. Shitposting. Millennial male redhead. I also frequently work on my second Minecraft mod. NZ.
For my birthday I want somebody evil in politics to fall off a cliff.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I have to await the passing of 12 months once every year to get the next release on the Doomsday Clock - my best source for a bit of sophisticated reading. Even though the article in it is always real and terrifying. It's just the best web article for easy reading now.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I don't know what it is, but these days when I see an online article - even though I know I'm still capable of finishing entire 350-page books - my eyes just get clogged when I try to read long text on the web. It's like trying to sort coloured seeds while a bunch of hairs keep sticking in my eyes.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can't shiv a rhino. Their skin is like "NAHW!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Glass is funny because if something happens to it then it'll retaliate with a big ouch.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ovals are circles that get freeky with it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I said 2025 was going to be the year I fight. When it's 2026, though, I think I'm gonna have to tag my partner in. I'm just about to be OUT. OUT of here, man.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Back in the dark year of 2023 when I actually did this.
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I hate this fucking shitty decade. Fuck the whole thing.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Adding rounded corners automatically to internet videos is the most idiotic thing ever.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Turns out porn was actually a dictionary typo myth - the word was accidentally and incorrectly spawned from a typo based on the phrase "P or N".
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A Zistonian Battle Sign would rip pig ass in a protest, and I'm not talking about the bipedal zombie kind.
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Reposted by Hindbodes
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Want to feel old? There's this person somewhere, and he's younger than you. I bet you feel old now.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We have a common ancestor. Her name is Fuckit Letsgo.
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Did you know that cats and dogs are both part of the order of "Fucks the Blankets Up"?
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I adopted this fucked up dog at the beginning of October. We love her.
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The practice of the Spyro 3 devs fucking terrifies me. I can't imagine just loading your already-finished game with loads of trap switches in the code and other weird gameplay-altering shit that could go off in unexpected ways. Please let's never make diskhacks of Spyro 3.
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Zebras in Australia are striped as camouflage, so predators don't know they're on the wrong continent.
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It's amazing how bad lead is. It must be a stroke of good fortune that I didn't ever find out how dangerous this metal was until honestly really late into my life. Maybe something will be done about OS-integrated spyware next.
October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Somebody who's alive in the fucking mid-2020's: "Stop doing nostalgia stuff, longing for the past is unwarranted and toxic."
October 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"Make America Great Again," no, I assure you, this whole political situation is completely unique.
October 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I got ready for bed, but perhaps bed should get ready for 𝙢𝙚.
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM