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Hindbodes
@hindbodes.bsky.social
A multi-franchise multi-medium creator who has yet to be exalted. Most skilled skill: coding solo video games. I have webcomic sites and two blogs, and a lot more. Shitposting. Millennial male redhead. I also frequently work on my second Minecraft mod. NZ.
Nice to see that The Internet Archive finally got one T. They should get themselves a U soon.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You know, I just realized I should be surprised to remember that The Internet Archive hasn't become totally dead. It's like the timeline where its end was imminent was just cut off. Like the continuum decided that track shouldn't progress any more.
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
For my birthday I want somebody evil in politics to fall off a cliff.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I have to await the passing of 12 months once every year to get the next release on the Doomsday Clock - my best source for a bit of sophisticated reading. Even though the article in it is always real and terrifying. It's just the best web article for easy reading now.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I don't know what it is, but these days when I see an online article - even though I know I'm still capable of finishing entire 350-page books - my eyes just get clogged when I try to read long text on the web. It's like trying to sort coloured seeds while a bunch of hairs keep sticking in my eyes.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You can't shiv a rhino. Their skin is like "NAHW!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Glass is funny because if something happens to it then it'll retaliate with a big ouch.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ovals are circles that get freeky with it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I said 2025 was going to be the year I fight. When it's 2026, though, I think I'm gonna have to tag my partner in. I'm just about to be OUT. OUT of here, man.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Back in the dark year of 2023 when I actually did this.
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I hate this fucking shitty decade. Fuck the whole thing.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Adding rounded corners automatically to internet videos is the most idiotic thing ever.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Turns out porn was actually a dictionary typo myth - the word was accidentally and incorrectly spawned from a typo based on the phrase "P or N".
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A Zistonian Battle Sign would rip pig ass in a protest, and I'm not talking about the bipedal zombie kind.
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Reposted by Hindbodes
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Want to feel old? There's this person somewhere, and he's younger than you. I bet you feel old now.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We have a common ancestor. Her name is Fuckit Letsgo.
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Did you know that cats and dogs are both part of the order of "Fucks the Blankets Up"?
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I adopted this fucked up dog at the beginning of October. We love her.
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The practice of the Spyro 3 devs fucking terrifies me. I can't imagine just loading your already-finished game with loads of trap switches in the code and other weird gameplay-altering shit that could go off in unexpected ways. Please let's never make diskhacks of Spyro 3.
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Zebras in Australia are striped as camouflage, so predators don't know they're on the wrong continent.
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It's amazing how bad lead is. It must be a stroke of good fortune that I didn't ever find out how dangerous this metal was until honestly really late into my life. Maybe something will be done about OS-integrated spyware next.
October 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Somebody who's alive in the fucking mid-2020's: "Stop doing nostalgia stuff, longing for the past is unwarranted and toxic."
October 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM