Blairwitch Contessa
@hilaryscruff.bsky.social
My tree is up ☺️
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My tree is up ☺️
Gobble me swallow me.
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Gobble me swallow me.
I swear when people step foot into a Costco they forget how to human. They forget all order and social cues. People of Costcos (myself excluded obviously) main objective is to be a menace and purchase in bulk.
September 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I swear when people step foot into a Costco they forget how to human. They forget all order and social cues. People of Costcos (myself excluded obviously) main objective is to be a menace and purchase in bulk.
You/ Your Favorite Pokémon
September 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You/ Your Favorite Pokémon
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Political violence has no place in a civil liberal society!?!?
What the fuck is ICE?
What the fuck is the US-funded GENOCIDE of the Palestinians?
What the fuck is the systemic POLICE killing of unarmed Black people?
What the fuck is brutal arrest of ANTIWAR college students?
What the fuck is ICE?
What the fuck is the US-funded GENOCIDE of the Palestinians?
What the fuck is the systemic POLICE killing of unarmed Black people?
What the fuck is brutal arrest of ANTIWAR college students?
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Political violence has no place in a civil liberal society!?!?
What the fuck is ICE?
What the fuck is the US-funded GENOCIDE of the Palestinians?
What the fuck is the systemic POLICE killing of unarmed Black people?
What the fuck is brutal arrest of ANTIWAR college students?
What the fuck is ICE?
What the fuck is the US-funded GENOCIDE of the Palestinians?
What the fuck is the systemic POLICE killing of unarmed Black people?
What the fuck is brutal arrest of ANTIWAR college students?
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I am so excited for my new zine to release 🙌🏼, here’s a little BlueSky exclusive of what’s to cum!
September 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I am so excited for my new zine to release 🙌🏼, here’s a little BlueSky exclusive of what’s to cum!
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I feel like in so many instances the hotter you are the uglier the tattoos you have are.
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I feel like in so many instances the hotter you are the uglier the tattoos you have are.
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Me opening the fridge at 3am
August 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Me opening the fridge at 3am
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Would you let him haunt your house ?
📍 Washoe Club, Nevada
📍 Washoe Club, Nevada
August 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Would you let him haunt your house ?
📍 Washoe Club, Nevada
📍 Washoe Club, Nevada
Had a lovely pool party weekend.
August 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Had a lovely pool party weekend.
Hot summer nights. Mid July. Something something Lana. It’s been on average 109 in Palm Springs. Best to be spent in the pool.
July 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hot summer nights. Mid July. Something something Lana. It’s been on average 109 in Palm Springs. Best to be spent in the pool.
BF and I got the bubus. I made him trade me after
July 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
BF and I got the bubus. I made him trade me after
Why do straight men love to rub their hands together so much. Are they flies? Are straight men actually flies? I do not understand this hand thing.
June 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Why do straight men love to rub their hands together so much. Are they flies? Are straight men actually flies? I do not understand this hand thing.
Ran into a legend last night. I look awful. He looks wonderful. Also talk about a complete sweetheart. Told him I was a fan since I was 16 and he could not have been any more pleasant. Thank you! @girthbrooksxxx.bsky.social
May 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ran into a legend last night. I look awful. He looks wonderful. Also talk about a complete sweetheart. Told him I was a fan since I was 16 and he could not have been any more pleasant. Thank you! @girthbrooksxxx.bsky.social
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I contribute to the unfriendly atmosphere in Costco.
May 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I contribute to the unfriendly atmosphere in Costco.
Bae has taken me to see Kylie tonight. I am beyond excited. Padam to you all.
May 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Bae has taken me to see Kylie tonight. I am beyond excited. Padam to you all.
My new @feyandfiend.bsky.social biker shorts came. They fit and feel great. These booty cheeks have never looked better
April 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My new @feyandfiend.bsky.social biker shorts came. They fit and feel great. These booty cheeks have never looked better
Something that makes me irrationally angry is when 2 people get out of 1 car to pump gas. As if it’s a 2 person job.
April 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Something that makes me irrationally angry is when 2 people get out of 1 car to pump gas. As if it’s a 2 person job.
Very ready to shake my ass at Coachella all weekend.
April 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Very ready to shake my ass at Coachella all weekend.
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ssnnoouutt. gouache on paper
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
ssnnoouutt. gouache on paper