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🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
@hiddeneyebags.bsky.social
a parody account, as mentioned in the pinned, penned by umbre

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took some inspiration from other profiles, all support is appreciated.

🗏 mdni

lewd dni
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𝘐 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦...

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penned by umbre
i might be panromantic with a lean to women but i'm working to find the boss so i don't really have time to worry about that right now.
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
// umbre

(made a special alt for this account)
January 31, 2026 at 4:18 PM
mmh... so bored.
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
On a moonlit night you wait upon the shore, look out to the sea... at the water's brink, you call into the dark, "Please come back to me!" But the ocean is cold, and it cannot hold you, hope as you may... and though you cry out the tide only recеdes...
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
// umbre

(yall ever have a temp pinned that gets so many likes and reposts you just let it stay as a temp pinned instead of making a real one because you think the new one won't get as much traction?)
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
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TEMPORARY PIN

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a screenshot of a video game shows a robot standing in front of a building with the number 51,738 at the top
ALT: a screenshot of a video game shows a robot standing in front of a building with the number 51,738 at the top
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
busy day it seems...
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
But wait, these twists and turns are getting odd... Or... am I the one the rhythm can't catch? This notion of happiness is quite strange.
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
AAAAAAAAHHH
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 PM
is this the real life... or is this just fantasy...
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 PM
good evening...
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 PM
// umbre

(7, she'd lie if it benefitted her or her co-workers but she'd feel bad about holding secrets)
On a scale of 0 - 10: How honest is your muse?
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
temp pinned

woe. ten thousand ts!us accounts be upon ye. crossbones
written by castor / maya:-)

[ #undertalerp #underswaprp #utdrrp #utrp #dtrp #mvrp ]
October 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
what is a ... pippins.
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
... ahh...

okay. bye, miss.

( just walking around and mumbling something about them having identical catchphrases too. )
Oh. Thank you for your business
January 30, 2026 at 11:03 PM
currency? it's money, basically, have it.
. . .

What, are these, exactly?
( at least Coral is used to it. )

... sounds shady, but if it makes you happy..

( ヨ𝓃𝒶 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝒸𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒹... 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜! )
January 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
( at least Coral is used to it. )

... sounds shady, but if it makes you happy..

( ヨ𝓃𝒶 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝒸𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒹... 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜! )
Try our brand new MANIFESTING CARS! These babies will de-manifest and re-manifest on command, transferring you into a copy of your own form wherever you desire!

{ Thd classic ƎNA personality switch. }
... sorry? what was that?

exhaust pi...?

i'm not entirely sure what's up with you, but, i'll be sure to try and search for your 'car dealership', not sure if there are many good roads to drive around here, though. (💧)
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
bonjour.
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Reposted by 🗐 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴
* Some things you can't rewrite;☀️
December 30, 2024 at 5:04 AM
... sorry? what was that?

exhaust pi...?

i'm not entirely sure what's up with you, but, i'll be sure to try and search for your 'car dealership', not sure if there are many good roads to drive around here, though. (💧)
HAHhaaA I work in a car dealership.

Did you know: exhaust pi《○♡●♡¤■
that ... makes sense, i did hear something about the great runas from a person in the bus stop, maybe one of you also live from where said runas come from.

thank you for your help, i will be sure to note it down.

( paper making noises... )
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
that ... makes sense, i did hear something about the great runas from a person in the bus stop, maybe one of you also live from where said runas come from.

thank you for your help, i will be sure to note it down.

( paper making noises... )
Oh, no no no no! Nononono!

I work various oddjobs, but all ƎNAs choose their own lifestyle! We only share an entity designation, is all.
( @nervous-dreams.bsky.social )

you look like my co-worker... are you also ƎNA? are there any more ... 'ƎNAs'...? do you all serve the same purpose, or?
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
// umbre

(should have put 'ask SOME questions about yours', she's naturally curious sorry)
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
... hmm?
January 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
solid... liquid.. snake.
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM