Ricky
@hibssoldier.bsky.social
Old-time gamer and Hibs fan.
All politicians are crooks.
All politicians are crooks.
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Someone who "looks good for their age" has managed to shave a few years off. Someone who has procedures to look 20 years younger, looks ridiculous - to everyone.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Someone who "looks good for their age" has managed to shave a few years off. Someone who has procedures to look 20 years younger, looks ridiculous - to everyone.
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Worst things people do at gigs:
Sing along with bits that don't have words
Throw drinks or piss
Set off flares
Stand in front of you
Stood facing you, back facing band talking on the phone to your mate who is probably as big an arsehole as you are, if not worse
FaceTiming
Sing along with bits that don't have words
Throw drinks or piss
Set off flares
Stand in front of you
Stood facing you, back facing band talking on the phone to your mate who is probably as big an arsehole as you are, if not worse
FaceTiming
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Worst things people do at gigs:
Sing along with bits that don't have words
Throw drinks or piss
Set off flares
Stand in front of you
Stood facing you, back facing band talking on the phone to your mate who is probably as big an arsehole as you are, if not worse
FaceTiming
Sing along with bits that don't have words
Throw drinks or piss
Set off flares
Stand in front of you
Stood facing you, back facing band talking on the phone to your mate who is probably as big an arsehole as you are, if not worse
FaceTiming
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I once waited on Boris Johnson at a dinner in Bristol. I poured some of the drip tray into his pint. It's the closest I've come to national service. You're welcome.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I once waited on Boris Johnson at a dinner in Bristol. I poured some of the drip tray into his pint. It's the closest I've come to national service. You're welcome.
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Just replaced one medium sized egg in a box of 6 with a large one whilst shopping in Sainsburys. Small wins keep me happy.
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Just replaced one medium sized egg in a box of 6 with a large one whilst shopping in Sainsburys. Small wins keep me happy.
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There are only three Star Wars films
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There are only three Star Wars films
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Marketing people don't get enough hate. They're no better than tabloid journalists and estate agents.
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Marketing people don't get enough hate. They're no better than tabloid journalists and estate agents.
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The perfect time to commit a murder is Halloween. No one would bat an eyelid if you were walking around, covered in blood, holding a knife, carrying a corpse wrapped in bin bags bound with gaffer tape.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The perfect time to commit a murder is Halloween. No one would bat an eyelid if you were walking around, covered in blood, holding a knife, carrying a corpse wrapped in bin bags bound with gaffer tape.
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If someone pulls off a flawless, victimless heist, like stealing from the Louvre with no injuries, no chaos, just pure skill. Honestly? Fair play.
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If someone pulls off a flawless, victimless heist, like stealing from the Louvre with no injuries, no chaos, just pure skill. Honestly? Fair play.
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If you pay a subscription fee for a doorbell/snitch camera you are a paranoid lunatic with too much disposable income.
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you pay a subscription fee for a doorbell/snitch camera you are a paranoid lunatic with too much disposable income.
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Microsoft's ambitious new Xbox: Your entire Xbox console library, the full power of Windows PC gaming, and no multiplayer paywall.
REPORT: www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/... 👇
REPORT: www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/... 👇
Microsoft's ambitious new Xbox: Your entire Xbox console library, the full power of Windows PC gaming, and no multiplayer paywall
The new Xbox platform is said to be a "premium" experience, and now we have some details on what it'll look like.
www.windowscentral.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Microsoft's ambitious new Xbox: Your entire Xbox console library, the full power of Windows PC gaming, and no multiplayer paywall.
REPORT: www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/... 👇
REPORT: www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/... 👇
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McDonald's Monopoly = loot boxes for grown ups. Always just one sticker away so you need to buy another meal.
October 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
McDonald's Monopoly = loot boxes for grown ups. Always just one sticker away so you need to buy another meal.
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Cat ladders should be a statutory entitlement for homeowners and tenants in residential buildings of up to five storeys.
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Cat ladders should be a statutory entitlement for homeowners and tenants in residential buildings of up to five storeys.
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TV has become obsessed with the mawkish, prurient milking of human emotions. I want instructive programming not people weeping about their "emotional journey" all the time.
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
TV has become obsessed with the mawkish, prurient milking of human emotions. I want instructive programming not people weeping about their "emotional journey" all the time.
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If they sold shots of Gavison in pubs it'd be a best seller.
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If they sold shots of Gavison in pubs it'd be a best seller.
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Pronouncing the Spanish C or Z with a 'th' sound, whilst technically correct, makes you sound like a prick. Barthelona, Choritho etc. The only exception is Ibiza.
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Pronouncing the Spanish C or Z with a 'th' sound, whilst technically correct, makes you sound like a prick. Barthelona, Choritho etc. The only exception is Ibiza.
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It's bad enough that Christmas takes up all of December and some of November if you are a really sad case. However, now it appears that some people want to celebrate Halloween for the whole of October. Grow the fuck up.
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's bad enough that Christmas takes up all of December and some of November if you are a really sad case. However, now it appears that some people want to celebrate Halloween for the whole of October. Grow the fuck up.
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If your children are speaking with American accents, they're having too much screen time.
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
If your children are speaking with American accents, they're having too much screen time.
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For a "Christian country" there sure are a lot of barely full churches on a Sunday
October 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
For a "Christian country" there sure are a lot of barely full churches on a Sunday
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Your child is not the brother or sister of your pet dog. And you aren't the dog's mummy or daddy. Stop saying it you perverts.
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Your child is not the brother or sister of your pet dog. And you aren't the dog's mummy or daddy. Stop saying it you perverts.
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Having a social media page for your pet is fucking weird. No exceptions.
October 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Having a social media page for your pet is fucking weird. No exceptions.
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Surely the escalating pace of major cyber attacks shutting production lines down all around the world should tell us we either need to take cyber security much, much more seriously than we currently do, or that we should stop connecting literally everything to the internet.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Surely the escalating pace of major cyber attacks shutting production lines down all around the world should tell us we either need to take cyber security much, much more seriously than we currently do, or that we should stop connecting literally everything to the internet.
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Ageing is realising shoe comfort matters. I used to wear pointy formal shoes for work, but upgraded to Doc Martens. Now realised they're too heavy and got some Skechers. Old.
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Ageing is realising shoe comfort matters. I used to wear pointy formal shoes for work, but upgraded to Doc Martens. Now realised they're too heavy and got some Skechers. Old.
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Ballot papers should come with a 'give reasons for your answer' box.
October 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ballot papers should come with a 'give reasons for your answer' box.
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When I turn on my TV I don't want to select a profile, see a load of adverts and apps then press guide then scroll to a channel and press select. I want it to immediately tune to BBC1 or ITV like TVs did successfully for decades. This is not progress.
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When I turn on my TV I don't want to select a profile, see a load of adverts and apps then press guide then scroll to a channel and press select. I want it to immediately tune to BBC1 or ITV like TVs did successfully for decades. This is not progress.