RL Abramson
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RL Abramson
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Dad.
Husband.
Skeptical Optimist.
Litigious Thorn in This Administration’s Side.

He/Him/Schmo
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Quiet, Piggy!
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@petersagal.bsky.social

“Even OLD GUYS are talking about it now?!” -A certain incredulous 10-year-old upon hearing a “6-7” reference on “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me!”
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ICE may be doing more for the “Defund the Police” movement than Antifa ever could.
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.

There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
One can always count on the NYT Pitchbot, but this is
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Anyone think to look for the exculpatory Epstein emails on Hunter Biden’s laptop?
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Live your life so you’re not the only living president and vice president not to be invited to a former vice president’s funeral
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

I hired and worked with Jamal for a year.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...
CIA concludes Saudi crown prince ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination
Audio recordings, intercepted phone calls and other intelligence link Mohammed bin Salman to killing that Saudis say was conducted by rogue elements.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
All these folks contorting themselves into rhetorical knots about the release of the Epstein files aren’t necessarily defending DJT … they’re avoiding having to reckon with having hitched their self-identity to an indefensibly immoral, narcissistic, craven, reckless, petty, evil charlatan.
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Northern lights shot from the neighborhood …
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Some people are allergic to tree nuts. The modern Democratic Party appears to be allergic to leverage.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Taking a page from “bipartisan” democrats, I’m going to stop demanding my unlawfully detained clients’ freedom and instead settle for them receiving an additional stale crouton with their prison supper.

We can discuss the whole freedom thing later.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Voters want a Democratic Party that fights back against the forces that have rigged the system and made their lives more difficult.

A party that comforts the afflicted and afflicts the comfortable —not a party that buckles and capitulates.

When will party leadership learn this lesson?
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Where does one sign up for the giving circle to help Cuomo load up the U-Haul for his move to Florida?
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Tough night for fascists and the fascism-adjacent …
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is absurd … why would people *IN* an asylum need to ask for asylum?
The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Thank you for your email. If you do not hear back from me within 60 seconds, kindly assume that you never will.”
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Did one little something for myself this weekend. #allworknoplay
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Been thinking a lot about frogs lately …
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
How he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize remains an inexplicable travesty …
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Today, I observed dozens of hearings in immigration court. The judge was an automaton. The government objected (&/or noted its appeal) to everything.

The only shred of humanity came from detained folks … most of whom thanked the court & opposing counsel, & many of whom said, “God bless you”.
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
NGL, the fact that nobody told me that liberals were rebranding from effete helpless cucks to lethal domestic terrorists stings a little …
October 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What if our beloved Jewish mothers took Tylenol™️ and then our foreskins fell off and now we’re all autistic?
October 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM