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austinnnn
@heyaustin.bsky.social
gay, nyc, hk, tweeting about running trains and also gay stuff 🏳️‍🌈
ok but what is the abundance bros’ plan for every gay club, bathhouse, pool party, and taxi cab playing music so loud my earplugs still aren’t enough?
April 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
this flight to PV is an extremely chaotic mix of gays and families on spring break
April 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
is this a recession indicator?
April 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
hilariously the only stock i have that hasn’t totally collapsed is the 7 shares of grindr i bought as a joke
April 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
didn’t really expect to be underwater on beyonce tickets in 2025 but hear we are 😅🫠
April 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
so had lana’s family member already flown out or…
March 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
just remembered that i could’ve sworn the gogo dancer at MEAT on saturday was @asscelaexpress.bsky.social
March 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Carcinisation but instead of crabs everything becomes a weed shop
March 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
it’s really unfortunate that most americans are experiential learners
March 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
what if humans went through pon farr?

pride. you’re describing nyc pride weekend.
March 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i just saw this bus go by and i like it a lot but i just feel like they could’ve put her face slightly closer to the front of the bus?
March 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
why is kori doing soozie’s makeup?
February 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i thought we got rid of DEI why are there straight bros at my gay gym??
February 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
February 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
country album of the year!!!
February 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
btw it’s tax season and if it works for your tax situation you should use the IRS’s free DirectFile tool! it’s like turbotax but free and better!

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January 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i don’t think anyone else in my building knows that dryers have lint traps
January 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
joella should’ve kept the mattress on
January 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the amount of oat products i consume on a daily basis would make a horse blush
January 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Flood the inbox!!!
Note that anyone can email the snitch line, DEIAtruth@opm.gov. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Over 9000 likes and 100 post cards sold. I feel like we can do better than that. The world needs SciShow!!!
You won't believe this. My team and I make this show called SciShow that works hard to be rigorous and accurate while also being appealing and entertaining.

We reach a LOT of people every year with episodes about crabs and neutrinos and gender and cancer and vaccines.

It's great, I love it.
January 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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queer community im not kidding when i say we need to check on and protect our trans people. now more than ever. like we ALL need to distribute community now
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
damn i really wanted to see more of lucky’s drag 😭
January 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i’m about to buy wired headphones in bulk and start throwing them at people on the subway i swear
January 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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i’m grateful for this thread, i’ve learned a lot and had some things that i wrongly believed corrected.
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.

Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.

A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM