Jeff Hebert
@heromachine.com
Creator of HeroMachine, web developer, co-host of the Nerdmudgeon podcast.
#Merriam-Webster should make “You're sharing the wrong screen” and “You’re muted” as their Phrases of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
#Merriam-Webster should make “You're sharing the wrong screen” and “You’re muted” as their Phrases of the year.
I am only awake under protest. 😪
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I am only awake under protest. 😪
Elon Musk is basically Temu Steve Jobs. #showerthoughts
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Elon Musk is basically Temu Steve Jobs. #showerthoughts
Reposted by Jeff Hebert
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com/2014/04/vill...
#TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to another #throwback @heromachine.com #supervillain.
Here's your answer to "what if Elon Musk, Obadiah Stain, and Justin Hammer were the same person?"
Enjoy!
#TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to another #throwback @heromachine.com #supervillain.
Here's your answer to "what if Elon Musk, Obadiah Stain, and Justin Hammer were the same person?"
Enjoy!
Villains Are Made #3: Power Suits Him Well
I got through this one relatively quickly, even with the amount of shading I put into him. This dude's all new in my universe, and I think y...
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com/2014/04/vill...
#TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to another #throwback @heromachine.com #supervillain.
Here's your answer to "what if Elon Musk, Obadiah Stain, and Justin Hammer were the same person?"
Enjoy!
#TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to another #throwback @heromachine.com #supervillain.
Here's your answer to "what if Elon Musk, Obadiah Stain, and Justin Hammer were the same person?"
Enjoy!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I removed “illustrator” from my profile description today. It’s time to face facts, I just don’t draw any more like I used to.
The seasons of our lives change and at some point we have to accept the pain of letting go of something you once loved.
The seasons of our lives change and at some point we have to accept the pain of letting go of something you once loved.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I removed “illustrator” from my profile description today. It’s time to face facts, I just don’t draw any more like I used to.
The seasons of our lives change and at some point we have to accept the pain of letting go of something you once loved.
The seasons of our lives change and at some point we have to accept the pain of letting go of something you once loved.
"LETTUCE FREE!" he cried.
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"LETTUCE FREE!" he cried.
The Lonely Bench. #utah #photography
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Lonely Bench. #utah #photography
My wife had to write me a check from a business account and spelled my name wrong. We've been married for almost 30 years ...
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My wife had to write me a check from a business account and spelled my name wrong. We've been married for almost 30 years ...
#Utah does outdoor recreation right. Very interesting plan!
This western state just unveiled plans for a 3,100-mile bicycle interstate system
Utah plans to build a paved bike path within one mile of 95% of the state's residents.
www.singletracks.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#Utah does outdoor recreation right. Very interesting plan!
Reposted by Jeff Hebert
I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
Which instrument do you most identify with in “Take Five” by The Dave Brubeck Quartet?
Narcissists will claim the oboe but we all know the good people are the piano, unheralded but foundational. #jazz #music #fascistssuck
Narcissists will claim the oboe but we all know the good people are the piano, unheralded but foundational. #jazz #music #fascistssuck
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Which instrument do you most identify with in “Take Five” by The Dave Brubeck Quartet?
Narcissists will claim the oboe but we all know the good people are the piano, unheralded but foundational. #jazz #music #fascistssuck
Narcissists will claim the oboe but we all know the good people are the piano, unheralded but foundational. #jazz #music #fascistssuck
My entire personality now is “What can I make that adding garlic chili crisp to it will make it exponentially better”.
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My entire personality now is “What can I make that adding garlic chili crisp to it will make it exponentially better”.
My stomach is full but my mouth is hungry.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My stomach is full but my mouth is hungry.
I found this summary of where we are in the US unsettling and pointed. Well worth the read. slate.com/news-and-pol...
How Will You Know That America Has Become a Dictatorship? After 20 Years Living in One, I Can Tell You.
Much of the country is afraid: afraid of the government. Afraid of their fellow citizens. Afraid U.S. laws will no longer protect them.
slate.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I found this summary of where we are in the US unsettling and pointed. Well worth the read. slate.com/news-and-pol...
The current time where I am is 12:34 and this makes me weirdly happy. I love a strong numerical sequence.
I have dubbed this "The Rhythm Time".
I have dubbed this "The Rhythm Time".
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The current time where I am is 12:34 and this makes me weirdly happy. I love a strong numerical sequence.
I have dubbed this "The Rhythm Time".
I have dubbed this "The Rhythm Time".
This isn't a government, it's a smash-and-grab gang.
October 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This isn't a government, it's a smash-and-grab gang.
Iowa State fans really putting the “mid” in Mid-West with this attempted celebration from the Iowa State / BYU game today. #collegefootball #byu #cyclones #cfb
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Iowa State fans really putting the “mid” in Mid-West with this attempted celebration from the Iowa State / BYU game today. #collegefootball #byu #cyclones #cfb
I don't want to brag but my PayPal balance is $2.82. And that's a POSITIVE $2.82.
Please don't solicit me for donations, though, I may be rich but I'm not GoFundMe rich.
Please don't solicit me for donations, though, I may be rich but I'm not GoFundMe rich.
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I don't want to brag but my PayPal balance is $2.82. And that's a POSITIVE $2.82.
Please don't solicit me for donations, though, I may be rich but I'm not GoFundMe rich.
Please don't solicit me for donations, though, I may be rich but I'm not GoFundMe rich.
In high school I had to switch from French to German because my French teacher was convinced I was "Leading the class in rebellion" against her.
Going from a language where half the letters are just for show to one where BY GOD IF THE LETTER IS PRESENT YOU WILL PRONOUNCE IT! was quite jarring.
Going from a language where half the letters are just for show to one where BY GOD IF THE LETTER IS PRESENT YOU WILL PRONOUNCE IT! was quite jarring.
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
In high school I had to switch from French to German because my French teacher was convinced I was "Leading the class in rebellion" against her.
Going from a language where half the letters are just for show to one where BY GOD IF THE LETTER IS PRESENT YOU WILL PRONOUNCE IT! was quite jarring.
Going from a language where half the letters are just for show to one where BY GOD IF THE LETTER IS PRESENT YOU WILL PRONOUNCE IT! was quite jarring.
My boss and I just invented a new Russian proverb after losing a couple of support clients:
"It's a lot of small potatoes, but enough small potatoes is a meal."
"It's a lot of small potatoes, but enough small potatoes is a meal."
October 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My boss and I just invented a new Russian proverb after losing a couple of support clients:
"It's a lot of small potatoes, but enough small potatoes is a meal."
"It's a lot of small potatoes, but enough small potatoes is a meal."
I don’t know how to explain it but one of these forks is sans serif, that’s just how it is.
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t know how to explain it but one of these forks is sans serif, that’s just how it is.
