Garrett Shields
@herewego747.bsky.social
Fitness & nutrition coach who likes to be funny. Shirts may or may not be worn
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At least people are cooking and eating veggies. Don't forget the seasonings!
They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.
May 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
At least people are cooking and eating veggies. Don't forget the seasonings!
I know I'm in the minority when I like going to the dentist. It may also have to do with the fact that the dentist is hot
May 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I know I'm in the minority when I like going to the dentist. It may also have to do with the fact that the dentist is hot
Did I miss the trend? 5 years of consistency. The only change I see is less hair and slightly bigger muscles. But feel better than I did 5 years ago and that's what matters, right?
May 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Did I miss the trend? 5 years of consistency. The only change I see is less hair and slightly bigger muscles. But feel better than I did 5 years ago and that's what matters, right?
You mean what I have been calling it this whole time? Did I do this?
May 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You mean what I have been calling it this whole time? Did I do this?
I finally got some lifting straps for my deadlifts yesterday, but I didn't really know how to put them on. Ofc I looked up a video on YouTube, but for some reason, my brain couldn't process how to wrap it on the bar. Ended up spending more time fucking with the straps then actually lifting
May 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I finally got some lifting straps for my deadlifts yesterday, but I didn't really know how to put them on. Ofc I looked up a video on YouTube, but for some reason, my brain couldn't process how to wrap it on the bar. Ended up spending more time fucking with the straps then actually lifting
A quick arm workout before work
May 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A quick arm workout before work
I really wish I took some post-gym pics of leg day but I think moved wrong in my deadlift. I was exhausted and needed to go home
May 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I really wish I took some post-gym pics of leg day but I think moved wrong in my deadlift. I was exhausted and needed to go home
If a stranger wanted to lure me in their van, they better use a potato and not candy. I'd still like the candy but give me a potato any day
May 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If a stranger wanted to lure me in their van, they better use a potato and not candy. I'd still like the candy but give me a potato any day
Gotta have a margarita bc I'm basic. Though I did add some jalapeño juice
May 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Gotta have a margarita bc I'm basic. Though I did add some jalapeño juice
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Lord of the Ring: The One Tower
Lord of the Ring: The One Tower
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
3.5 Brides For 3.5 Brothers
3.5 Brides For 3.5 Brothers
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Half Metal Jacket
Half Metal Jacket
May 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Lord of the Ring: The One Tower
Lord of the Ring: The One Tower
🚨 This is a bicep checkpoint 🚨
show your biceps, it is the law!
show your biceps, it is the law!
May 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🚨 This is a bicep checkpoint 🚨
show your biceps, it is the law!
show your biceps, it is the law!
Feliz Cinco de Mayo de este gringo!
May 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Feliz Cinco de Mayo de este gringo!
Trying to get back into making vids for fitness and nutrition
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Trying to get back into making vids for fitness and nutrition
Back was pumping after the workout. Three days away from the gym didn't hinder me. Trying to go more often
May 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Back was pumping after the workout. Three days away from the gym didn't hinder me. Trying to go more often
Forgot it was May Day. Didn't do shit today. Did I celebrate right?
May 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Forgot it was May Day. Didn't do shit today. Did I celebrate right?
The rain and the gym should mean a good sleep tonight 😪
April 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The rain and the gym should mean a good sleep tonight 😪
Leg (and shoulder) day coming in strong with extra energy boost. Obviously I had to have the peaches flavor since I was working dem peaches
April 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Leg (and shoulder) day coming in strong with extra energy boost. Obviously I had to have the peaches flavor since I was working dem peaches
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Been a bit focused on other things and posting less on all socials. I went on a performance trip last weekend and been playing catch-up since
April 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Been a bit focused on other things and posting less on all socials. I went on a performance trip last weekend and been playing catch-up since
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did JD Vance kill the pope? a lot of people are asking
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
did JD Vance kill the pope? a lot of people are asking