Hercules Turkey
@herculesturkey.bsky.social
Most of the time, it's about sports (see pinned skeet).
Have gone all the way from the upstate to the lowcountry of SC in my lifetime, with a side quest in Scotland.
Fix your hearts or die.
He/him
Have gone all the way from the upstate to the lowcountry of SC in my lifetime, with a side quest in Scotland.
Fix your hearts or die.
He/him
Pinned
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
SPFL - Aberdeen
EPL - Arsenal
College - Clemson
USL - Charleston Battery
All USNTs and Scotland NTs
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NFL - Dolphins
NHL - Red Wings
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NBA - Pistons
MLB - Tigers
Key:
Follow hardcore
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Will watch if it's on
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Legacy fandom I'll watch in a championship
EPL - Arsenal
College - Clemson
USL - Charleston Battery
All USNTs and Scotland NTs
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NFL - Dolphins
NHL - Red Wings
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NBA - Pistons
MLB - Tigers
Key:
Follow hardcore
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Will watch if it's on
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Legacy fandom I'll watch in a championship
The existence of Chumba Casino intimates the possibility of a Wamba Wasino out there somewhere.
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The existence of Chumba Casino intimates the possibility of a Wamba Wasino out there somewhere.
Reposted by Hercules Turkey
Doing just fine
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Doing just fine
CHUMBA CASINO
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
CHUMBA CASINO
Dammit. Wallace got blocked off by a sliding car.
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Dammit. Wallace got blocked off by a sliding car.
Really useful as a still photo
We've got Wigan's Crusty the Pie mascot doing the 6/7 at the Emirates 🥧
2026 in a nutshell...
2026 in a nutshell...
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Really useful as a still photo
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Wakes knock on at the 10 cm line.
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Wakes knock on at the 10 cm line.
Just give France 100 and we can all go home.
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Just give France 100 and we can all go home.
Can Wales forfeit
February 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Can Wales forfeit
26 day March when?
Next month has a Friday the 13th *and* an Ides of March. God help us if they ever fall on the same day…
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
26 day March when?
Aberdeen tweet incoming:
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Aberdeen tweet incoming:
Forever annoyed when the French coach shows up on screen. This year he added a scuzz stache.
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Forever annoyed when the French coach shows up on screen. This year he added a scuzz stache.
Curling remains a wow
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Curling remains a wow
Wales Wales Wales. Y'all bad bad
February 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Wales Wales Wales. Y'all bad bad
PANIC! on the LSU bench
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
PANIC! on the LSU bench
Reposted by Hercules Turkey
Made me laugh this morning
February 14, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Made me laugh this morning
🎶And then again🎶
(Scotland wins)
(Scotland wins)
February 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
🎶And then again🎶
(Scotland wins)
(Scotland wins)
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Nice of England to show up for the Scottish invitational Calcutta Cup. Not sure how long they can maintain their place there with this weak of a team for a decade.
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Nice of England to show up for the Scottish invitational Calcutta Cup. Not sure how long they can maintain their place there with this weak of a team for a decade.
Hell yeah. As always, fuck off England and Mon the Scots
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Hell yeah. As always, fuck off England and Mon the Scots
Dirty, dirty England
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Dirty, dirty England
Ben White, sure, but FINN RUSSELL
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Ben White, sure, but FINN RUSSELL
Oh man, that's great for Ritchie too
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Oh man, that's great for Ritchie too