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herb
@herbertflerbertiii.bsky.social
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a little wonky✨️💅
ive spent 4 hours collectively trying to fix my dryer then realizing the dyer is fine its the airflow of my dryer vent, the people who made this house are very very very stupid and i still have been unsuccessful🥲
i give up
November 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
RAHHHHH
its my baby boy dragonflys 3rd birthday today !!!!!
say hello too the cutest little munchkin😍😍😍😍
November 23, 2024 at 2:03 PM
autistic burnout? help
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 AM
every day i walk into work like-

damn i really have to do this every week for the rest of time, the end times cant come with leeway on my bills???

i just need a 6 month break from all responsibilities, is that too much to ask??
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by herb
touching grass isn't enough. I need to be transported to the fictional world I've spent years creating and shaping where all my characters live
November 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
elon should start preparing for his first christmas as First Lady, you know Melania will gladly let him take the job off her hands
November 17, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Reposted by herb
because nothing says 'I'm innocent of all charges' more than 'please don't release the report on me'
November 15, 2024 at 7:05 PM
twitter is dead this is my new void, hi void! 👋
anyway derry girls is getting rewatched religiously i need these irish accents to heal me
November 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
i really hope no one else is nosy while driving. because i just drove an hour into the city in my fluffy robe and let me tell you comfortable as hell, but also i look(and i did) literally just roll out of bed into my car lmao
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 PM
having bipolar during the end times is really annoying 😑 like No i dont want to have to pay for Another emergency appoinment just because the world is on fire in a fun new way. i want to go 6 months just just not even that i want 2 solid months where im stable and not stressing
November 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
america.... what happened?????😭😭😭
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
meet delilah absolutely splayed out on her entire full size mattress😑😑😑 without a care in the world
wish i could be her rn😫😫😫😫
November 14, 2024 at 2:04 AM