Randal Hendrickson
@hendrickson.bsky.social
Political Theory PhD, history of ideas sort, MS in Library and Info Science. Working out some stuff at "The Vapors.” Would love you to have a look.
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The vapors is a "malady of happy people," said Rousseau. When I suffer it, I observe while the getting is good. Click to read The Vapors, by Randal Hendrickson, a Substack publication. Launched 11 day...
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I dress like the foremost authority on the question: “What if I could date a mermaid?”
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I dress like the foremost authority on the question: “What if I could date a mermaid?”
Reposted by Randal Hendrickson
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Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
🏴☠️💀🏴☠️
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🏴☠️💀🏴☠️
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Announcement?
As I explore old typewriters, I thought to involve you (?).
If you feel alright with my having an address, DM me a theme, question, or etc. I’ll draw from my janky toolkit, write you a little something, date it, identify the typewriter, and send.
Saw Orcutt Shelley Miller last night.
Just so fucking good. Man. Each piece just slaps.
Go see them if they come your way.
youtu.be/c3b5ZOZ0WfI?...
Just so fucking good. Man. Each piece just slaps.
Go see them if they come your way.
youtu.be/c3b5ZOZ0WfI?...
Orcutt Shelley Miller - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Saw Orcutt Shelley Miller last night.
Just so fucking good. Man. Each piece just slaps.
Go see them if they come your way.
youtu.be/c3b5ZOZ0WfI?...
Just so fucking good. Man. Each piece just slaps.
Go see them if they come your way.
youtu.be/c3b5ZOZ0WfI?...
Got a day going. A visit to my dude to zap a blank ditch that’s been troubling me. And then off to see these guys a few blocks down the road. Fun.
If you escape a kind of paralysis and manage to get out and about, cool shit happens, and nice people worth knowing emerge. Big if. But, you know..
If you escape a kind of paralysis and manage to get out and about, cool shit happens, and nice people worth knowing emerge. Big if. But, you know..
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Got a day going. A visit to my dude to zap a blank ditch that’s been troubling me. And then off to see these guys a few blocks down the road. Fun.
If you escape a kind of paralysis and manage to get out and about, cool shit happens, and nice people worth knowing emerge. Big if. But, you know..
If you escape a kind of paralysis and manage to get out and about, cool shit happens, and nice people worth knowing emerge. Big if. But, you know..
Mr. Rogers, Cap Coleman, and sailor guy with kitty. My spirit guides this winter.
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mr. Rogers, Cap Coleman, and sailor guy with kitty. My spirit guides this winter.
I weeded my library to one essential book. But I’ve been reading for a very long time.
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I weeded my library to one essential book. But I’ve been reading for a very long time.
This Halloween, I’m going as you, in hopes that your mom will leave me alone for a night.
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
This Halloween, I’m going as you, in hopes that your mom will leave me alone for a night.
Rolling around with “don’t fuck with me” songs like this bad boy (so good), but doing shit like this. youtu.be/LU2Bt9cB6KY?...
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Rolling around with “don’t fuck with me” songs like this bad boy (so good), but doing shit like this. youtu.be/LU2Bt9cB6KY?...
More front work today. Recent troubling tattoo news has me grateful that, after all this time, I never accidentally got a Nazi tattoo.
My advice. Never choose a piece from a Nazi flash sheet. Also, why is there a Nazi flash sheet at your shop?
My advice. Never choose a piece from a Nazi flash sheet. Also, why is there a Nazi flash sheet at your shop?
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
More front work today. Recent troubling tattoo news has me grateful that, after all this time, I never accidentally got a Nazi tattoo.
My advice. Never choose a piece from a Nazi flash sheet. Also, why is there a Nazi flash sheet at your shop?
My advice. Never choose a piece from a Nazi flash sheet. Also, why is there a Nazi flash sheet at your shop?
The wives who populate my harem, with the exception of Roxanne, whom I trust, each speak of “patriarchy” all the damn time. I’m, like, “Yeah, okay, sounds like a harem wife thing to say. Tell me, do you enjoy your private quarters that I enter at will? I made eunuchs for you!”
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The wives who populate my harem, with the exception of Roxanne, whom I trust, each speak of “patriarchy” all the damn time. I’m, like, “Yeah, okay, sounds like a harem wife thing to say. Tell me, do you enjoy your private quarters that I enter at will? I made eunuchs for you!”
Meritocracy is BS. But my time at Harvard was for merit. Pierre Manent thought I was funny and that it was neat to watch a hick speak about Montaigne, Montesquieu, and Jean-Jacques. So he wrote to a funded buddy at Harvard and was, like, “You ever seen a dog at a typewriter?”
October 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Meritocracy is BS. But my time at Harvard was for merit. Pierre Manent thought I was funny and that it was neat to watch a hick speak about Montaigne, Montesquieu, and Jean-Jacques. So he wrote to a funded buddy at Harvard and was, like, “You ever seen a dog at a typewriter?”
I sat to write some post-funeral thoughts, but found myself stabbing goblins all day. These are from my first foray into goblin territory. I like the dagger handle we’ve developed along the way. Might become a tattooer. Or artist or whatever. But I already said novelist. Hmm.
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I sat to write some post-funeral thoughts, but found myself stabbing goblins all day. These are from my first foray into goblin territory. I like the dagger handle we’ve developed along the way. Might become a tattooer. Or artist or whatever. But I already said novelist. Hmm.
My recollection of Kant’s death mask.
October 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
My recollection of Kant’s death mask.
My cute little skull doodles have become something entirely new, and it is driven home for me that every beginning does not begin in wonder.
October 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
My cute little skull doodles have become something entirely new, and it is driven home for me that every beginning does not begin in wonder.
“This liddle Randy sumbitch can DRANK!”
—teenage boyfriend of a friend’s sister, feeding 11-year-old me cans of beer
—teenage boyfriend of a friend’s sister, feeding 11-year-old me cans of beer
October 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“This liddle Randy sumbitch can DRANK!”
—teenage boyfriend of a friend’s sister, feeding 11-year-old me cans of beer
—teenage boyfriend of a friend’s sister, feeding 11-year-old me cans of beer
I won “Best Pose” at the funeral. With thanks to my coaches and to my family, who had to live without me while I trained.
October 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I won “Best Pose” at the funeral. With thanks to my coaches and to my family, who had to live without me while I trained.
Until now, philosophy has meant reading philosophers. I will be the first to philosophize without reading philosophers.
October 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Until now, philosophy has meant reading philosophers. I will be the first to philosophize without reading philosophers.
I like having friends who say “I’ve been working on my book” and mean they’re trying to read a book. I’ve been watching these people. I’ve begun to believe they’re happier than I am. But so is an overdose victim. So who knows?
October 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I like having friends who say “I’ve been working on my book” and mean they’re trying to read a book. I’ve been watching these people. I’ve begun to believe they’re happier than I am. But so is an overdose victim. So who knows?
How many pardoned J6 rioters joined Kristi Noem’s stormtroopers?
October 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How many pardoned J6 rioters joined Kristi Noem’s stormtroopers?
Wearing my dead bestie’s Dirtbombs shirt for catastrophic luck.
My Boétie has been gone for some thirteen years now. Little dumbass, they don’t make em like Steve, but he didn’t know that.
My Boétie has been gone for some thirteen years now. Little dumbass, they don’t make em like Steve, but he didn’t know that.
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wearing my dead bestie’s Dirtbombs shirt for catastrophic luck.
My Boétie has been gone for some thirteen years now. Little dumbass, they don’t make em like Steve, but he didn’t know that.
My Boétie has been gone for some thirteen years now. Little dumbass, they don’t make em like Steve, but he didn’t know that.
Last night, I woke to a righteous impulse to enter the woods and pray. I wandered the darkness, unafraid, and found myself at a moonlit clearing. There, I dropped to my knees. I don’t know that I crafted the prayer, but I asked God to show me the one true streaming service.
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Last night, I woke to a righteous impulse to enter the woods and pray. I wandered the darkness, unafraid, and found myself at a moonlit clearing. There, I dropped to my knees. I don’t know that I crafted the prayer, but I asked God to show me the one true streaming service.
One time, John Malkovich and I were in the same restaurant lobby for several minutes. Each pretended not to know who the other was. So fucking chill.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
One time, John Malkovich and I were in the same restaurant lobby for several minutes. Each pretended not to know who the other was. So fucking chill.
Sometimes I feel like that psycho character Christian Bale played. Batman.
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sometimes I feel like that psycho character Christian Bale played. Batman.