Randal Hendrickson
@hendrickson.bsky.social
Political Theory PhD, history of ideas sort, MS in Library and Info Science. Working out some stuff at "The Vapors.” Would love you to have a look.
https://thevapors.substack.com/
https://thevapors.substack.com/
They teach the deadly Art of the Slappy Hand at Ohio State’s Chase Center.
The center teaches the “historical ideas, traditions, and texts that have shaped the American constitutional order and society.”
Such places contain corny chuddy twitchy boys, like Luke Perez here. 🍼
The center teaches the “historical ideas, traditions, and texts that have shaped the American constitutional order and society.”
Such places contain corny chuddy twitchy boys, like Luke Perez here. 🍼
February 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
They teach the deadly Art of the Slappy Hand at Ohio State’s Chase Center.
The center teaches the “historical ideas, traditions, and texts that have shaped the American constitutional order and society.”
Such places contain corny chuddy twitchy boys, like Luke Perez here. 🍼
The center teaches the “historical ideas, traditions, and texts that have shaped the American constitutional order and society.”
Such places contain corny chuddy twitchy boys, like Luke Perez here. 🍼
I’ve spent my life hunting for Nietzsche. I once thought I found him in the woods, but it was just a pervert with a big mustache who said some crazy things that inspired me.
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I’ve spent my life hunting for Nietzsche. I once thought I found him in the woods, but it was just a pervert with a big mustache who said some crazy things that inspired me.
Oh, hi. I didn’t see you there. I’m reading Sixties Party Leviathan.
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Oh, hi. I didn’t see you there. I’m reading Sixties Party Leviathan.
That’s my girl, Pauli.
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
That’s my girl, Pauli.
When I first saw this outfit, I was knocked the fuck down. King of the Jungle shit. My only thought was “Damn. I wonder if humanity would explode if sex pot here wore some jorts and lip synced poorly for a bunch of putrid fucking morons. So hot.”
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
When I first saw this outfit, I was knocked the fuck down. King of the Jungle shit. My only thought was “Damn. I wonder if humanity would explode if sex pot here wore some jorts and lip synced poorly for a bunch of putrid fucking morons. So hot.”
“Why do you drink ranch dressing from a baby bottle and do a little tummy rub?”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
“Why do you drink ranch dressing from a baby bottle and do a little tummy rub?”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
I talk a big barbarian game. But truth is, I bring that JD Vance charisma to your party.
February 7, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I talk a big barbarian game. But truth is, I bring that JD Vance charisma to your party.
If I do the intellectual hand thing on my face, it says “old.” Also happens when I hold a coffee mug. I’m not a planner. You knew that about me, baby. Came along for the ride anyway. OLD.
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
If I do the intellectual hand thing on my face, it says “old.” Also happens when I hold a coffee mug. I’m not a planner. You knew that about me, baby. Came along for the ride anyway. OLD.
I wonder if a YouTube with me debating idiot twenty-somethings would wake us up. Save us. You know?
I probably won’t do that.
I probably won’t do that.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I wonder if a YouTube with me debating idiot twenty-somethings would wake us up. Save us. You know?
I probably won’t do that.
I probably won’t do that.
Hey, chat. Someone is throwing himself a birthday party. Which hat best says “I am at your birthday party”?
Pageboy or preppy?
Pageboy or preppy?
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Hey, chat. Someone is throwing himself a birthday party. Which hat best says “I am at your birthday party”?
Pageboy or preppy?
Pageboy or preppy?
They’re finally listening!
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
They’re finally listening!
Title and cover for my forthcoming confessions.
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Title and cover for my forthcoming confessions.
Look how hard I can Midwestern. Natives are speaking to me in their own language, as if I’m one of them. Anthropology is easy.
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Look how hard I can Midwestern. Natives are speaking to me in their own language, as if I’m one of them. Anthropology is easy.
“Hang on, son. You’re going to have to tell me again what you called that book page all bent and malformed by your soft and slow human fucking hands.”
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
“Hang on, son. You’re going to have to tell me again what you called that book page all bent and malformed by your soft and slow human fucking hands.”
How commie? Dude, this is just the copy by my coffee grinder.
February 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
How commie? Dude, this is just the copy by my coffee grinder.
If you want to find academics in the Epstein Files, search “it strikes me that.”
No mofo in the cosmos is more stricken by things than an academic.
This can only mean they have no reflexes. Which explains the academia. Oh.
No mofo in the cosmos is more stricken by things than an academic.
This can only mean they have no reflexes. Which explains the academia. Oh.
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
If you want to find academics in the Epstein Files, search “it strikes me that.”
No mofo in the cosmos is more stricken by things than an academic.
This can only mean they have no reflexes. Which explains the academia. Oh.
No mofo in the cosmos is more stricken by things than an academic.
This can only mean they have no reflexes. Which explains the academia. Oh.
I did not consider how the amazing HOLD FAST knuckle tatties would play in life situations.
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I did not consider how the amazing HOLD FAST knuckle tatties would play in life situations.
I believe I was there when it was discovered that one could combine close-reading with deadlifting.
The call went out. Balding Great Bookists 5’ 9” and under shaved their heads and began the journey to muscular butts.
Today, they are an unstoppable force.
The call went out. Balding Great Bookists 5’ 9” and under shaved their heads and began the journey to muscular butts.
Today, they are an unstoppable force.
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I believe I was there when it was discovered that one could combine close-reading with deadlifting.
The call went out. Balding Great Bookists 5’ 9” and under shaved their heads and began the journey to muscular butts.
Today, they are an unstoppable force.
The call went out. Balding Great Bookists 5’ 9” and under shaved their heads and began the journey to muscular butts.
Today, they are an unstoppable force.
I’m sort of a Curtis Yarvin for fabulously wealthy anarchist heirs. They suck at promotion, tho.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I’m sort of a Curtis Yarvin for fabulously wealthy anarchist heirs. They suck at promotion, tho.
I guess I want that. Maybe. Do I have to say punk ass shit like this?
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I guess I want that. Maybe. Do I have to say punk ass shit like this?
I trusted you, Kash. You just looked so fucking cool that I had to follow you.
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I trusted you, Kash. You just looked so fucking cool that I had to follow you.
A: “You know what this means, bro? Trump shutting down the Kennedy Center means no long term residency for Kid Rock! I’m pretty upset, bro.”
B [spitting horse dewormer]: “BawitdabaWHAT?!”
B [spitting horse dewormer]: “BawitdabaWHAT?!”
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
A: “You know what this means, bro? Trump shutting down the Kennedy Center means no long term residency for Kid Rock! I’m pretty upset, bro.”
B [spitting horse dewormer]: “BawitdabaWHAT?!”
B [spitting horse dewormer]: “BawitdabaWHAT?!”
Orson Welles with Eartha Kitt, who was Helen of Troy in his stage production of “Time Runs.”
Get the fuck out, mental-cultural small fries. You’re silly sad and need to shut your stupid racist mouths.
Get the fuck out, mental-cultural small fries. You’re silly sad and need to shut your stupid racist mouths.
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Orson Welles with Eartha Kitt, who was Helen of Troy in his stage production of “Time Runs.”
Get the fuck out, mental-cultural small fries. You’re silly sad and need to shut your stupid racist mouths.
Get the fuck out, mental-cultural small fries. You’re silly sad and need to shut your stupid racist mouths.
“Torturing kids is great. I love running the world.”
Sent from my BlackBerry
Sent from my BlackBerry
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
“Torturing kids is great. I love running the world.”
Sent from my BlackBerry
Sent from my BlackBerry
I bet Megyn Kelly, Matt Walsh, and that budget swimmer who eats horse dewormer are joining mind energies to craft an elite strike force to take out the people who have been harming children in unimaginable ways.
They have always been about protecting the girls.
They have always been about protecting the girls.
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I bet Megyn Kelly, Matt Walsh, and that budget swimmer who eats horse dewormer are joining mind energies to craft an elite strike force to take out the people who have been harming children in unimaginable ways.
They have always been about protecting the girls.
They have always been about protecting the girls.