ʙʟɪᴛᴢø
@helluvahotline.bsky.social
[ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ - ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ 🚫]
[ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ]
[ᴅᴇᴢᴢʏ] [ʜʜ/ʜʙ]
[🎠] = ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃⁿᵃᵍᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᴵ·ᴹ·ᴾ
𝟽𝟷𝟸-𝙸𝙼𝙿-𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻
𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 [] 𝙻𝚄𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 [] 𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚈 / 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 [x]
Pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/elleap.bsky.social
[ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ]
[ᴅᴇᴢᴢʏ] [ʜʜ/ʜʙ]
[🎠] = ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃⁿᵃᵍᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᴵ·ᴹ·ᴾ
𝟽𝟷𝟸-𝙸𝙼𝙿-𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻
𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 [] 𝙻𝚄𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 [] 𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚈 / 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 [x]
Pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/elleap.bsky.social
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@helluvahotline.bsky.social
· Oct 10
a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands on a purple surface
ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands on a purple surface
media.tenor.com
╭──────────.★..─╮
ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ
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‧₊ ˚ ⊹ "ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪꜱᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ!" . ₊ ⊹ .₊
ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ
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‧₊ ˚ ⊹ "ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪꜱᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ!" . ₊ ⊹ .₊
/sorry guys I'm over worked so I haven't been really around
Tired 😭
Tired 😭
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
/sorry guys I'm over worked so I haven't been really around
Tired 😭
Tired 😭
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late night gremlin caught red handed (literally)
I finally drew something after weeks of mentally wringing my hands, like I just felt like I couldn’t do it??
Just make the thing, you can always improve on it later 😌
Next I want to draw hazbin s2 screencap redraws 💗
#helluvaboss #stolitz #blitzø
I finally drew something after weeks of mentally wringing my hands, like I just felt like I couldn’t do it??
Just make the thing, you can always improve on it later 😌
Next I want to draw hazbin s2 screencap redraws 💗
#helluvaboss #stolitz #blitzø
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
late night gremlin caught red handed (literally)
I finally drew something after weeks of mentally wringing my hands, like I just felt like I couldn’t do it??
Just make the thing, you can always improve on it later 😌
Next I want to draw hazbin s2 screencap redraws 💗
#helluvaboss #stolitz #blitzø
I finally drew something after weeks of mentally wringing my hands, like I just felt like I couldn’t do it??
Just make the thing, you can always improve on it later 😌
Next I want to draw hazbin s2 screencap redraws 💗
#helluvaboss #stolitz #blitzø
Working on my day off because the grind never stops
but here's a wip
but here's a wip
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Working on my day off because the grind never stops
but here's a wip
but here's a wip
MILLIE BILLIE
Bliiiiiitz!
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
MILLIE BILLIE
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BUT THROUGH ALL THE SORROW, WE'VE BEEN RIDING HIGH!
🔪Literate Millie, Helluva Boss.
🔪N/SFW, MDNI, 18+ for themes and language.
🔪MV / Multi-ships with Moxxies, but has a main.
🔪Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
AND THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO!
#HBRP // #HELLUVABOSSRP // #MVRP
🔪Literate Millie, Helluva Boss.
🔪N/SFW, MDNI, 18+ for themes and language.
🔪MV / Multi-ships with Moxxies, but has a main.
🔪Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
AND THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO!
#HBRP // #HELLUVABOSSRP // #MVRP
April 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
BUT THROUGH ALL THE SORROW, WE'VE BEEN RIDING HIGH!
🔪Literate Millie, Helluva Boss.
🔪N/SFW, MDNI, 18+ for themes and language.
🔪MV / Multi-ships with Moxxies, but has a main.
🔪Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
AND THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO!
#HBRP // #HELLUVABOSSRP // #MVRP
🔪Literate Millie, Helluva Boss.
🔪N/SFW, MDNI, 18+ for themes and language.
🔪MV / Multi-ships with Moxxies, but has a main.
🔪Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
AND THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO!
#HBRP // #HELLUVABOSSRP // #MVRP
[He blinks. Then again. Then he throws his hands up dramatically with a groan]
b2m...m4-uhhh. NOPE!!! Already gone. My memory tapped out halfway through. IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO REMEMBER THAT!! We’re doomed.
b2m...m4-uhhh. NOPE!!! Already gone. My memory tapped out halfway through. IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO REMEMBER THAT!! We’re doomed.
“….Okay…how about b2m7m4l8o69 instead?” She suggested as she typed it in.
“Passwords need a mix of numbers and letters to keep them secure. You wouldn’t want some freak to hack it. Plus, you can remember this password like this. B for Blitz, M and M for Millie and Moxxie. L for Loona, and O for me”
“Passwords need a mix of numbers and letters to keep them secure. You wouldn’t want some freak to hack it. Plus, you can remember this password like this. B for Blitz, M and M for Millie and Moxxie. L for Loona, and O for me”
YES [snaps his fingers with a slight not at her] exactly that!!!
What about....
HORSE4LIFE69 ???
What about....
HORSE4LIFE69 ???
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[He blinks. Then again. Then he throws his hands up dramatically with a groan]
b2m...m4-uhhh. NOPE!!! Already gone. My memory tapped out halfway through. IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO REMEMBER THAT!! We’re doomed.
b2m...m4-uhhh. NOPE!!! Already gone. My memory tapped out halfway through. IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO REMEMBER THAT!! We’re doomed.
YEAH YEAH I HEARD YA, IM HERE, KEEP IT DOWN BEFORE PEOPLE HEAR YOU
BLITZYYYYY!!!
IVE BEEN SUMMONED
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
YEAH YEAH I HEARD YA, IM HERE, KEEP IT DOWN BEFORE PEOPLE HEAR YOU
IVE BEEN SUMMONED
Blitz...?
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
IVE BEEN SUMMONED
Don't mind me, just beefin with a val in a server
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Don't mind me, just beefin with a val in a server
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We as a Blitz simp society don't talk enough about how unnecessarily hot they make him looks in Oops.
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossOOPS (S2E6)
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October 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
We as a Blitz simp society don't talk enough about how unnecessarily hot they make him looks in Oops.
SALSAFESTIVAL N GLASSPITVHER HAV UNITED
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
SALSAFESTIVAL N GLASSPITVHER HAV UNITED
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED
/the client texted the work line all night attacking me personally and saying nasty stuff about me and I don't want to go in but I have to, I can't wait to be off work tomorrow I feel like absolute shit. I didn't do anything wrong. Her cat has dandruff/sebum it's not my fault it's coat is greasy
/ my last client went absolutely psycho on me to the point where I feel like I'm going to puke, Jesus Christ
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
/the client texted the work line all night attacking me personally and saying nasty stuff about me and I don't want to go in but I have to, I can't wait to be off work tomorrow I feel like absolute shit. I didn't do anything wrong. Her cat has dandruff/sebum it's not my fault it's coat is greasy
/ my last client went absolutely psycho on me to the point where I feel like I'm going to puke, Jesus Christ
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
/ my last client went absolutely psycho on me to the point where I feel like I'm going to puke, Jesus Christ
YES [snaps his fingers with a slight not at her] exactly that!!!
What about....
HORSE4LIFE69 ???
What about....
HORSE4LIFE69 ???
“Oh! You want me to be the social media manager for IMP? I’d be honored to sir!!”
She pulls out her phone.
“First we need a strong password. And no we can’t just use 1234 like you do for the safe.”
She pulls out her phone.
“First we need a strong password. And no we can’t just use 1234 like you do for the safe.”
YES but I'm awful at that app shit and [awkward side eye] not the best speller, that's why I'm asking if you're good at it. You could help us run it.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
YES [snaps his fingers with a slight not at her] exactly that!!!
What about....
HORSE4LIFE69 ???
What about....
HORSE4LIFE69 ???
YES but I'm awful at that app shit and [awkward side eye] not the best speller, that's why I'm asking if you're good at it. You could help us run it.
“…..What do you mean Sir? You wanna set up an account for IMP?”
Hey @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social how are you on platforms like SINSTAGRAM?????
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
YES but I'm awful at that app shit and [awkward side eye] not the best speller, that's why I'm asking if you're good at it. You could help us run it.
[Follows behind you]
"Followers? I'm not sure how I feel about having followers..."
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
[Follows behind you]
Hey @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social how are you on platforms like SINSTAGRAM?????
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hey @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social how are you on platforms like SINSTAGRAM?????
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Stolas.
"I just... want someone to care if I stay or go. I want someone to want me. To want to see me. To hold me. To look at me and think 'You're the only one I want. I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so...'"
"I just... want someone to care if I stay or go. I want someone to want me. To want to see me. To hold me. To look at me and think 'You're the only one I want. I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so...'"
a couple of cartoon characters are standing next to each other .
ALT: a couple of cartoon characters are standing next to each other .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stolas.
"I just... want someone to care if I stay or go. I want someone to want me. To want to see me. To hold me. To look at me and think 'You're the only one I want. I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so...'"
"I just... want someone to care if I stay or go. I want someone to want me. To want to see me. To hold me. To look at me and think 'You're the only one I want. I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so...'"
Reposted by ʙʟɪᴛᴢø
October 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Enjoying a sexual character does not open me up to exploitation. The comfort some folks have with non-consensual sexual exposure is alarming enough without following me to other apps to continue an argument I disengaged in.
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Enjoying a sexual character does not open me up to exploitation. The comfort some folks have with non-consensual sexual exposure is alarming enough without following me to other apps to continue an argument I disengaged in.
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October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Reposted by ʙʟɪᴛᴢø
October 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
/ I crave connection and want to talk about some experiences in online RP spaces but I don't want to sound like I'm complaining or make anyone uncomfortable so I just keep it to myself and suffer quietly
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
/ I crave connection and want to talk about some experiences in online RP spaces but I don't want to sound like I'm complaining or make anyone uncomfortable so I just keep it to myself and suffer quietly