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[ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ - ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ 🚫]
[ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ]
[ᴅᴇᴢᴢʏ] [ʜʜ/ʜʙ]
[🎠] = ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃⁿᵃᵍᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᴵ·ᴹ·ᴾ
𝟽𝟷𝟸-𝙸𝙼𝙿-𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻
𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 [] 𝙻𝚄𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 [] 𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚈 / 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 [x]
Pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/elleap.bsky.social
[ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ]
[ᴅᴇᴢᴢʏ] [ʜʜ/ʜʙ]
[🎠] = ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ
ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃⁿᵃᵍᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᴵ·ᴹ·ᴾ
𝟽𝟷𝟸-𝙸𝙼𝙿-𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻
𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 [] 𝙻𝚄𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 [] 𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚈 / 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 [x]
Pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/elleap.bsky.social
Working on my day off because the grind never stops
but here's a wip
but here's a wip
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Working on my day off because the grind never stops
but here's a wip
but here's a wip
Don't mind me, just beefin with a val in a server
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Don't mind me, just beefin with a val in a server
SALSAFESTIVAL N GLASSPITVHER HAV UNITED
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
SALSAFESTIVAL N GLASSPITVHER HAV UNITED
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"I need to be there for him. He needs me. They all need me."
"You ruined his life like you ruined everyone else's. They'd all be better off without you."
"You ruined his life like you ruined everyone else's. They'd all be better off without you."
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"I need to be there for him. He needs me. They all need me."
"You ruined his life like you ruined everyone else's. They'd all be better off without you."
"You ruined his life like you ruined everyone else's. They'd all be better off without you."
I thought you never wanted to see me again...
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I thought you never wanted to see me again...
/ I never write action but I think I cooked here
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
/ I never write action but I think I cooked here
STOP DEADNAMING HIM 🗣️
/S
/S
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
STOP DEADNAMING HIM 🗣️
/S
/S
October 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
OKAY LOOK, HOT TAKE (LITERALLY)
BOMBPROOF
THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE.
that horse is METAL AS FUCK
Striker may be PSYCHOTIC ASS cowboy with a murder kink, but at least the guy knows how to pick a RIDE.
I WANT A HORSE.
I DESERVE A HORSE.
WHY DOES HE GET A HORSE???
BOMBPROOF
THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE.
that horse is METAL AS FUCK
Striker may be PSYCHOTIC ASS cowboy with a murder kink, but at least the guy knows how to pick a RIDE.
I WANT A HORSE.
I DESERVE A HORSE.
WHY DOES HE GET A HORSE???
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
OKAY LOOK, HOT TAKE (LITERALLY)
BOMBPROOF
THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE.
that horse is METAL AS FUCK
Striker may be PSYCHOTIC ASS cowboy with a murder kink, but at least the guy knows how to pick a RIDE.
I WANT A HORSE.
I DESERVE A HORSE.
WHY DOES HE GET A HORSE???
BOMBPROOF
THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE.
that horse is METAL AS FUCK
Striker may be PSYCHOTIC ASS cowboy with a murder kink, but at least the guy knows how to pick a RIDE.
I WANT A HORSE.
I DESERVE A HORSE.
WHY DOES HE GET A HORSE???
/I mean like it's A LOT OF information I mean
Some of it I still don't understand
If you ever make your own trolls lmk because I do that a lot, I draw trolls a lot
Some of it I still don't understand
If you ever make your own trolls lmk because I do that a lot, I draw trolls a lot
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
/I mean like it's A LOT OF information I mean
Some of it I still don't understand
If you ever make your own trolls lmk because I do that a lot, I draw trolls a lot
Some of it I still don't understand
If you ever make your own trolls lmk because I do that a lot, I draw trolls a lot
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍᴇ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ
* ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ / ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ
*ʏᴜᴍᴇ ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
*ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜꜱʜ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴍᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ.
* ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ / ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ
*ʏᴜᴍᴇ ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
*ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜꜱʜ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴍᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ.
October 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍᴇ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ
* ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ / ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ
*ʏᴜᴍᴇ ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
*ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜꜱʜ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴍᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ.
* ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ / ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ
*ʏᴜᴍᴇ ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
*ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜꜱʜ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴍᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ.
> keeps waking up and passing tf back out
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
> keeps waking up and passing tf back out
I'M A GOOD DAD, DAMNIT
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'M A GOOD DAD, DAMNIT
[SNAPS AT THE AIR ALMOST BITING HER]
DO NOT. TOUCH. ME. UNLESS YOU WANNA LEAVE WITH FEWER LIMBS THAN YOU STARTED WITH.
DO NOT. TOUCH. ME. UNLESS YOU WANNA LEAVE WITH FEWER LIMBS THAN YOU STARTED WITH.
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
[SNAPS AT THE AIR ALMOST BITING HER]
DO NOT. TOUCH. ME. UNLESS YOU WANNA LEAVE WITH FEWER LIMBS THAN YOU STARTED WITH.
DO NOT. TOUCH. ME. UNLESS YOU WANNA LEAVE WITH FEWER LIMBS THAN YOU STARTED WITH.
"OH"
ACTUALLY, it's BLITZ, and the O is SILENT.
ANYWAYS, I see you staring here, checking this sign out [he gestures to the imp sign behind him with dramatic flourish, a big grin on his face, his little tail wiggling]
You looking for a hit, or are ya gunna leave me hanging??
ACTUALLY, it's BLITZ, and the O is SILENT.
ANYWAYS, I see you staring here, checking this sign out [he gestures to the imp sign behind him with dramatic flourish, a big grin on his face, his little tail wiggling]
You looking for a hit, or are ya gunna leave me hanging??
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"OH"
ACTUALLY, it's BLITZ, and the O is SILENT.
ANYWAYS, I see you staring here, checking this sign out [he gestures to the imp sign behind him with dramatic flourish, a big grin on his face, his little tail wiggling]
You looking for a hit, or are ya gunna leave me hanging??
ACTUALLY, it's BLITZ, and the O is SILENT.
ANYWAYS, I see you staring here, checking this sign out [he gestures to the imp sign behind him with dramatic flourish, a big grin on his face, his little tail wiggling]
You looking for a hit, or are ya gunna leave me hanging??
[he just STARES awkwardly for a moment before shrugging like whatever] ... Eh. I can't be too picky right now. I'll take it.
And WOW, what? Who is this bozo? Where's he at?
What information do you have for me?
The more tea you spill, the faster we can take this bitch out. [Smug evil grin]
And WOW, what? Who is this bozo? Where's he at?
What information do you have for me?
The more tea you spill, the faster we can take this bitch out. [Smug evil grin]
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
[he just STARES awkwardly for a moment before shrugging like whatever] ... Eh. I can't be too picky right now. I'll take it.
And WOW, what? Who is this bozo? Where's he at?
What information do you have for me?
The more tea you spill, the faster we can take this bitch out. [Smug evil grin]
And WOW, what? Who is this bozo? Where's he at?
What information do you have for me?
The more tea you spill, the faster we can take this bitch out. [Smug evil grin]
[POV, Me lurking and watching y'all while I'm stuck at work and can't write properly]
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
[POV, Me lurking and watching y'all while I'm stuck at work and can't write properly]
[🎠] aaawww, look at my little Loony Toony over there making friends.
i’m so proud. maybe I'll bring ’em both on a tiny job so i can test their teamwork skills. nothing too messy. Lil friend date. Maybe.
i’m so proud. maybe I'll bring ’em both on a tiny job so i can test their teamwork skills. nothing too messy. Lil friend date. Maybe.
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
[🎠] aaawww, look at my little Loony Toony over there making friends.
i’m so proud. maybe I'll bring ’em both on a tiny job so i can test their teamwork skills. nothing too messy. Lil friend date. Maybe.
i’m so proud. maybe I'll bring ’em both on a tiny job so i can test their teamwork skills. nothing too messy. Lil friend date. Maybe.
SERIOUSLY though, neat trick, that's kinda badass???
Even if it can't kill it can certainly buy you some leverage.
Can't beat a defensive system like that
Even if it can't kill it can certainly buy you some leverage.
Can't beat a defensive system like that
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
SERIOUSLY though, neat trick, that's kinda badass???
Even if it can't kill it can certainly buy you some leverage.
Can't beat a defensive system like that
Even if it can't kill it can certainly buy you some leverage.
Can't beat a defensive system like that
WhOAA whoa WHOA- SHIT-
[throws his hands up immediately like he's at gunpoint]
HOW ABOUT NOT PUTTIN THAT FUCKIN THING IN MY FACE?!?
[Literally him rn ⬇️]
[throws his hands up immediately like he's at gunpoint]
HOW ABOUT NOT PUTTIN THAT FUCKIN THING IN MY FACE?!?
[Literally him rn ⬇️]
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
WhOAA whoa WHOA- SHIT-
[throws his hands up immediately like he's at gunpoint]
HOW ABOUT NOT PUTTIN THAT FUCKIN THING IN MY FACE?!?
[Literally him rn ⬇️]
[throws his hands up immediately like he's at gunpoint]
HOW ABOUT NOT PUTTIN THAT FUCKIN THING IN MY FACE?!?
[Literally him rn ⬇️]
Any of you DUMB FUCKS wanna scratch that itch for 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲???
Need someone 𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?
Need it done 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱??
Need it done 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 but 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨???
CALL I.M.P TODAY!!
We’ve got time to kill.
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆.
Need someone 𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?
Need it done 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱??
Need it done 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 but 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨???
CALL I.M.P TODAY!!
We’ve got time to kill.
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆.
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Any of you DUMB FUCKS wanna scratch that itch for 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲???
Need someone 𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?
Need it done 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱??
Need it done 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 but 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨???
CALL I.M.P TODAY!!
We’ve got time to kill.
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆.
Need someone 𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?
Need it done 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱??
Need it done 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 but 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨???
CALL I.M.P TODAY!!
We’ve got time to kill.
𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆.