Designated Floortank
@hellsguardian.bsky.social
The floor tastes like skittles.
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On Godbert and Julyan Manderville's first date, Godbert arrived carrying a chocobo (not riding it). He cited that it helped "development of the lower body". So yeah, she thought he was quite eccentric
January 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
On Godbert and Julyan Manderville's first date, Godbert arrived carrying a chocobo (not riding it). He cited that it helped "development of the lower body". So yeah, she thought he was quite eccentric
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There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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HARD TIMES NO MEAN DA END TIMES.
YOUS ANCESTORS LIVED THROUGH WURSE AND STILL GOT UP EVREE MORNING. STILL HELPED DEY NEIGHBORS. STILL FOUND REASONS TA LAUGH.
WE GONNA DO DA SAME—WE GONNA GET THROUGH DIS, NOT CUZ IS EASY, BUT CUZ DAT WHAT PEEPLES DO. WE GET THROUGH.
#WarcraftWisdom
YOUS ANCESTORS LIVED THROUGH WURSE AND STILL GOT UP EVREE MORNING. STILL HELPED DEY NEIGHBORS. STILL FOUND REASONS TA LAUGH.
WE GONNA DO DA SAME—WE GONNA GET THROUGH DIS, NOT CUZ IS EASY, BUT CUZ DAT WHAT PEEPLES DO. WE GET THROUGH.
#WarcraftWisdom
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
HARD TIMES NO MEAN DA END TIMES.
YOUS ANCESTORS LIVED THROUGH WURSE AND STILL GOT UP EVREE MORNING. STILL HELPED DEY NEIGHBORS. STILL FOUND REASONS TA LAUGH.
WE GONNA DO DA SAME—WE GONNA GET THROUGH DIS, NOT CUZ IS EASY, BUT CUZ DAT WHAT PEEPLES DO. WE GET THROUGH.
#WarcraftWisdom
YOUS ANCESTORS LIVED THROUGH WURSE AND STILL GOT UP EVREE MORNING. STILL HELPED DEY NEIGHBORS. STILL FOUND REASONS TA LAUGH.
WE GONNA DO DA SAME—WE GONNA GET THROUGH DIS, NOT CUZ IS EASY, BUT CUZ DAT WHAT PEEPLES DO. WE GET THROUGH.
#WarcraftWisdom
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The Crystal Exarch's arm was held together by force of will-- painfully shattering it to increase flexibility and then holding the pieces together with magic. While similar to that of animated stonekin, it worked even while he slept
January 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The Crystal Exarch's arm was held together by force of will-- painfully shattering it to increase flexibility and then holding the pieces together with magic. While similar to that of animated stonekin, it worked even while he slept
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Feo Ul had a relatively positive relationship with much of the Crystarium's citizens. One example was Lyna's parents. Shortly after her birth, Lyna's mother Liruna, was feeding Lyna and allowed Feo Ul to touch the baby's cheek
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Feo Ul had a relatively positive relationship with much of the Crystarium's citizens. One example was Lyna's parents. Shortly after her birth, Lyna's mother Liruna, was feeding Lyna and allowed Feo Ul to touch the baby's cheek
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Before Feo Ul received their name, they were nicknamed "Madbloom" due to their interest in non-pixie problems. This was only further exacerbated when they decided to visit the Crystarium often.
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Before Feo Ul received their name, they were nicknamed "Madbloom" due to their interest in non-pixie problems. This was only further exacerbated when they decided to visit the Crystarium often.
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January 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Feo Ul's first memories were looking at their bones nestled under an ancient tree's roots. This was also when they were given a name: Treasure of Darkness in the Fae language due to their bones being the color of "forgotten dusk smothered in light"
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Feo Ul's first memories were looking at their bones nestled under an ancient tree's roots. This was also when they were given a name: Treasure of Darkness in the Fae language due to their bones being the color of "forgotten dusk smothered in light"
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HEY. THUNK GET DA FEELING NOBUDDEE EVER TOLD YOUS DIS.
STRUGGLING AT THINGS IS NORMAL. IS HOW LEARNING WURKS!
YOU TRY SOMETHING! YOU MESS UP! YOU TRY AGAIN! YOU LEARN LEETLE BIT! YOU GET BETTER SLOWLY! DAT’S ACTUALLY HOW IT SUPPOSED TA GO!
IF YOU IS STRUGGLING, DEN YOU IS TRYING—AND DAT’S GOOD!
STRUGGLING AT THINGS IS NORMAL. IS HOW LEARNING WURKS!
YOU TRY SOMETHING! YOU MESS UP! YOU TRY AGAIN! YOU LEARN LEETLE BIT! YOU GET BETTER SLOWLY! DAT’S ACTUALLY HOW IT SUPPOSED TA GO!
IF YOU IS STRUGGLING, DEN YOU IS TRYING—AND DAT’S GOOD!
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
HEY. THUNK GET DA FEELING NOBUDDEE EVER TOLD YOUS DIS.
STRUGGLING AT THINGS IS NORMAL. IS HOW LEARNING WURKS!
YOU TRY SOMETHING! YOU MESS UP! YOU TRY AGAIN! YOU LEARN LEETLE BIT! YOU GET BETTER SLOWLY! DAT’S ACTUALLY HOW IT SUPPOSED TA GO!
IF YOU IS STRUGGLING, DEN YOU IS TRYING—AND DAT’S GOOD!
STRUGGLING AT THINGS IS NORMAL. IS HOW LEARNING WURKS!
YOU TRY SOMETHING! YOU MESS UP! YOU TRY AGAIN! YOU LEARN LEETLE BIT! YOU GET BETTER SLOWLY! DAT’S ACTUALLY HOW IT SUPPOSED TA GO!
IF YOU IS STRUGGLING, DEN YOU IS TRYING—AND DAT’S GOOD!
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Seto originally lost the medallion around his neck when the leather strap holding it broke in a sin eater attack. Afterwards, the pixies remade the leather strap and the Weaver, Tyr Beq, imbued it with a charm to fill his sleep with pleasant dreams
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Seto originally lost the medallion around his neck when the leather strap holding it broke in a sin eater attack. Afterwards, the pixies remade the leather strap and the Weaver, Tyr Beq, imbued it with a charm to fill his sleep with pleasant dreams
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“EVREETHING DOOMED! NO POINT TRYING! ALL GONNA END BAD!”
NO. STOP. DAT’S OVER.
DOOM NOT INEVITABLE. HOPE NOT STUPID. KINDNESS NOT WEAKNESS.
EVREE TIME WE HELP SOMEONE, EVREE TIME WE CHOOSE GOOD OVER EASY, EVREE TIME WE REFUSE TO GIVE UP—WE PROVING DOOM WRONG.
DOOM IS OUT NEXT YEAR. IS DONE.
NO. STOP. DAT’S OVER.
DOOM NOT INEVITABLE. HOPE NOT STUPID. KINDNESS NOT WEAKNESS.
EVREE TIME WE HELP SOMEONE, EVREE TIME WE CHOOSE GOOD OVER EASY, EVREE TIME WE REFUSE TO GIVE UP—WE PROVING DOOM WRONG.
DOOM IS OUT NEXT YEAR. IS DONE.
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“EVREETHING DOOMED! NO POINT TRYING! ALL GONNA END BAD!”
NO. STOP. DAT’S OVER.
DOOM NOT INEVITABLE. HOPE NOT STUPID. KINDNESS NOT WEAKNESS.
EVREE TIME WE HELP SOMEONE, EVREE TIME WE CHOOSE GOOD OVER EASY, EVREE TIME WE REFUSE TO GIVE UP—WE PROVING DOOM WRONG.
DOOM IS OUT NEXT YEAR. IS DONE.
NO. STOP. DAT’S OVER.
DOOM NOT INEVITABLE. HOPE NOT STUPID. KINDNESS NOT WEAKNESS.
EVREE TIME WE HELP SOMEONE, EVREE TIME WE CHOOSE GOOD OVER EASY, EVREE TIME WE REFUSE TO GIVE UP—WE PROVING DOOM WRONG.
DOOM IS OUT NEXT YEAR. IS DONE.
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ANOTHER YEAR GOED BY.
IS OKEE IF IT WAS BUMPY FOR YOUS. IS OKEE IF YOUS FELT LIKE YOUS NEVER FIGURED ANYTHING OUT. IS OKEE IF DA BEST YOUS FEEL YOUS COULD DO WAS SURVIVE.
CUZ SURVIVING? DAT MEAN YOUS STILL HERE. STILL TRYING. STILL MOVING FORWARD EVEN WHEN IT HARD.
AND THUNK GLAD YOUS STILL HERE.
IS OKEE IF IT WAS BUMPY FOR YOUS. IS OKEE IF YOUS FELT LIKE YOUS NEVER FIGURED ANYTHING OUT. IS OKEE IF DA BEST YOUS FEEL YOUS COULD DO WAS SURVIVE.
CUZ SURVIVING? DAT MEAN YOUS STILL HERE. STILL TRYING. STILL MOVING FORWARD EVEN WHEN IT HARD.
AND THUNK GLAD YOUS STILL HERE.
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
ANOTHER YEAR GOED BY.
IS OKEE IF IT WAS BUMPY FOR YOUS. IS OKEE IF YOUS FELT LIKE YOUS NEVER FIGURED ANYTHING OUT. IS OKEE IF DA BEST YOUS FEEL YOUS COULD DO WAS SURVIVE.
CUZ SURVIVING? DAT MEAN YOUS STILL HERE. STILL TRYING. STILL MOVING FORWARD EVEN WHEN IT HARD.
AND THUNK GLAD YOUS STILL HERE.
IS OKEE IF IT WAS BUMPY FOR YOUS. IS OKEE IF YOUS FELT LIKE YOUS NEVER FIGURED ANYTHING OUT. IS OKEE IF DA BEST YOUS FEEL YOUS COULD DO WAS SURVIVE.
CUZ SURVIVING? DAT MEAN YOUS STILL HERE. STILL TRYING. STILL MOVING FORWARD EVEN WHEN IT HARD.
AND THUNK GLAD YOUS STILL HERE.
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In the past, Lahabrea created the powerful fire spirit Ifrita. Known as his masterwork, it was manifestation of concentrated fire aether. Interestingly, Azem used it to transform a volcano's aether, saving an island
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In the past, Lahabrea created the powerful fire spirit Ifrita. Known as his masterwork, it was manifestation of concentrated fire aether. Interestingly, Azem used it to transform a volcano's aether, saving an island
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In the past, Azem stopped a volcano's eruption from harming an isle by drawing away its aether and dispersing it elsewhere. Apparently the grapes grown on the isle were particularly delicious and needed to be saved
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In the past, Azem stopped a volcano's eruption from harming an isle by drawing away its aether and dispersing it elsewhere. Apparently the grapes grown on the isle were particularly delicious and needed to be saved
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Light it up, let's go! 🔥
A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!
Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!
Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Light it up, let's go! 🔥
A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!
Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!
Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
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SETHRAK ADOPTABLES, VULPERA ADOPTABLES, NIGHTBORNE ADOPTABLES—HEY! ART-PEEPLES! YOUS REALLY WANNA MAKE GOLD?
PEON ADOPTABLES.
DESIGN FOUR OR FIVE PEONS SO PEEPLES CAN HAVE DEY OWN PEONSONA. YOUS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TA CARRY ALL DA GOLD FOLKS GONNA WANNA THROW AT YOUS.
PEON ADOPTABLES.
DESIGN FOUR OR FIVE PEONS SO PEEPLES CAN HAVE DEY OWN PEONSONA. YOUS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TA CARRY ALL DA GOLD FOLKS GONNA WANNA THROW AT YOUS.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
SETHRAK ADOPTABLES, VULPERA ADOPTABLES, NIGHTBORNE ADOPTABLES—HEY! ART-PEEPLES! YOUS REALLY WANNA MAKE GOLD?
PEON ADOPTABLES.
DESIGN FOUR OR FIVE PEONS SO PEEPLES CAN HAVE DEY OWN PEONSONA. YOUS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TA CARRY ALL DA GOLD FOLKS GONNA WANNA THROW AT YOUS.
PEON ADOPTABLES.
DESIGN FOUR OR FIVE PEONS SO PEEPLES CAN HAVE DEY OWN PEONSONA. YOUS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TA CARRY ALL DA GOLD FOLKS GONNA WANNA THROW AT YOUS.
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IF YOU OUT SHOPPING TODAY, PLEASE REMEMBER—WURKER BEHIND COUNTER AM PERSON TOO! DEY RATHER BE HOME WITH FAMILY! DEY TIRED! DEY DEALING WITH LOTS OF RUDE PEOPLE ALL DAY!
BE KIND TA RETAIL WORKERS TODAY! SAY THANK YOUS! BE PATIENT! NO YELL! SMALL KINDNESS MEAN A LOT WHEN DAY IS LONG AND HARD!
BE KIND TA RETAIL WORKERS TODAY! SAY THANK YOUS! BE PATIENT! NO YELL! SMALL KINDNESS MEAN A LOT WHEN DAY IS LONG AND HARD!
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
IF YOU OUT SHOPPING TODAY, PLEASE REMEMBER—WURKER BEHIND COUNTER AM PERSON TOO! DEY RATHER BE HOME WITH FAMILY! DEY TIRED! DEY DEALING WITH LOTS OF RUDE PEOPLE ALL DAY!
BE KIND TA RETAIL WORKERS TODAY! SAY THANK YOUS! BE PATIENT! NO YELL! SMALL KINDNESS MEAN A LOT WHEN DAY IS LONG AND HARD!
BE KIND TA RETAIL WORKERS TODAY! SAY THANK YOUS! BE PATIENT! NO YELL! SMALL KINDNESS MEAN A LOT WHEN DAY IS LONG AND HARD!
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PILGRUM’S BOUNTY! TIME TA REMEMBER FRIENDS WHO STOOD BY US WHEN TIMES WAS HARD!
THUNK GRATEFUL FOR TAUREN WHO BECAME OUR ALLIES, FOUGHT ALONGSIDE US, BUILT HORDE WITH US! GOOD FRIENDS MAKE ALL DIFFRENCE!
SO TODAY, THUNK THINKING BOUT ALL DA FOLKS WHO HAD HIM BACK AND SHOWED UP WHEN THINGS TOUGH!
THUNK GRATEFUL FOR TAUREN WHO BECAME OUR ALLIES, FOUGHT ALONGSIDE US, BUILT HORDE WITH US! GOOD FRIENDS MAKE ALL DIFFRENCE!
SO TODAY, THUNK THINKING BOUT ALL DA FOLKS WHO HAD HIM BACK AND SHOWED UP WHEN THINGS TOUGH!
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
PILGRUM’S BOUNTY! TIME TA REMEMBER FRIENDS WHO STOOD BY US WHEN TIMES WAS HARD!
THUNK GRATEFUL FOR TAUREN WHO BECAME OUR ALLIES, FOUGHT ALONGSIDE US, BUILT HORDE WITH US! GOOD FRIENDS MAKE ALL DIFFRENCE!
SO TODAY, THUNK THINKING BOUT ALL DA FOLKS WHO HAD HIM BACK AND SHOWED UP WHEN THINGS TOUGH!
THUNK GRATEFUL FOR TAUREN WHO BECAME OUR ALLIES, FOUGHT ALONGSIDE US, BUILT HORDE WITH US! GOOD FRIENDS MAKE ALL DIFFRENCE!
SO TODAY, THUNK THINKING BOUT ALL DA FOLKS WHO HAD HIM BACK AND SHOWED UP WHEN THINGS TOUGH!
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November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A new threat emerges in the upcoming trial, Hell on Rails! 🚂
Will our Warriors of Light be up for the challenge? ⚔️
Will our Warriors of Light be up for the challenge? ⚔️
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A new threat emerges in the upcoming trial, Hell on Rails! 🚂
Will our Warriors of Light be up for the challenge? ⚔️
Will our Warriors of Light be up for the challenge? ⚔️
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To see a brighter tomorrow.
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
To see a brighter tomorrow.
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IF YOUS NO CAN SEE DA LIGHT AT DA END OF DA TUNNEL, SHINE A LIGHT WHERE YOU IS RIGHT NOW.
DESPAIR NEVER DOES DA WURK FOR YOUS—YOUS CAN WAIT TA BE RESCUED, OR YOUS CAN MAKE WHERE YOU IS RIGHT NOW LEETLE BIT BETTER.
HELP JUST ONE PERSON TODAY, EVEN IF IS ONLY YOUSELF! MAKE ONE SMALL THING BETTER!
DESPAIR NEVER DOES DA WURK FOR YOUS—YOUS CAN WAIT TA BE RESCUED, OR YOUS CAN MAKE WHERE YOU IS RIGHT NOW LEETLE BIT BETTER.
HELP JUST ONE PERSON TODAY, EVEN IF IS ONLY YOUSELF! MAKE ONE SMALL THING BETTER!
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
IF YOUS NO CAN SEE DA LIGHT AT DA END OF DA TUNNEL, SHINE A LIGHT WHERE YOU IS RIGHT NOW.
DESPAIR NEVER DOES DA WURK FOR YOUS—YOUS CAN WAIT TA BE RESCUED, OR YOUS CAN MAKE WHERE YOU IS RIGHT NOW LEETLE BIT BETTER.
HELP JUST ONE PERSON TODAY, EVEN IF IS ONLY YOUSELF! MAKE ONE SMALL THING BETTER!
DESPAIR NEVER DOES DA WURK FOR YOUS—YOUS CAN WAIT TA BE RESCUED, OR YOUS CAN MAKE WHERE YOU IS RIGHT NOW LEETLE BIT BETTER.
HELP JUST ONE PERSON TODAY, EVEN IF IS ONLY YOUSELF! MAKE ONE SMALL THING BETTER!
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SOME PEEPLES THINK THUNK DUMB CUZ THUNK CHOOSE TA BE KIND AND HOPEFUL.
BUT THUNK NOT DUMB! THUNK SEEN BAD THINGS! THUNK HAD MANY FEARS! BUT OVER AND OVER, GOOD FOLKS PROVE THUNK WORRIES WRONG!
BELIEVING IN FUTURE NOT FOOLISH—IT POWERFUL! WHEN YOUS SHOW HOPE, IT GIVE OTHERS PERMISSHUN TA HOPE TOO!
BUT THUNK NOT DUMB! THUNK SEEN BAD THINGS! THUNK HAD MANY FEARS! BUT OVER AND OVER, GOOD FOLKS PROVE THUNK WORRIES WRONG!
BELIEVING IN FUTURE NOT FOOLISH—IT POWERFUL! WHEN YOUS SHOW HOPE, IT GIVE OTHERS PERMISSHUN TA HOPE TOO!
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
SOME PEEPLES THINK THUNK DUMB CUZ THUNK CHOOSE TA BE KIND AND HOPEFUL.
BUT THUNK NOT DUMB! THUNK SEEN BAD THINGS! THUNK HAD MANY FEARS! BUT OVER AND OVER, GOOD FOLKS PROVE THUNK WORRIES WRONG!
BELIEVING IN FUTURE NOT FOOLISH—IT POWERFUL! WHEN YOUS SHOW HOPE, IT GIVE OTHERS PERMISSHUN TA HOPE TOO!
BUT THUNK NOT DUMB! THUNK SEEN BAD THINGS! THUNK HAD MANY FEARS! BUT OVER AND OVER, GOOD FOLKS PROVE THUNK WORRIES WRONG!
BELIEVING IN FUTURE NOT FOOLISH—IT POWERFUL! WHEN YOUS SHOW HOPE, IT GIVE OTHERS PERMISSHUN TA HOPE TOO!
"Give us your personal information to verify your age! We won't do anything bad with your SSN, credit card, or address! We prommy!"
Bluesky, you're literally violating the most basic cybersafety rule in existence. So I will say this once:
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY THE GODDAMN HELL NOT.
Bluesky, you're literally violating the most basic cybersafety rule in existence. So I will say this once:
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY THE GODDAMN HELL NOT.
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Give us your personal information to verify your age! We won't do anything bad with your SSN, credit card, or address! We prommy!"
Bluesky, you're literally violating the most basic cybersafety rule in existence. So I will say this once:
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY THE GODDAMN HELL NOT.
Bluesky, you're literally violating the most basic cybersafety rule in existence. So I will say this once:
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY THE GODDAMN HELL NOT.