Chlo$$$
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this is so incredible for a thousand and 12 reasons holy shit 😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
this is so incredible for a thousand and 12 reasons holy shit 😂
people forget that the slogan “MAGA” is the abbreviated version. In its full form it’s “make America great again…for the few that it was historically great for”
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
people forget that the slogan “MAGA” is the abbreviated version. In its full form it’s “make America great again…for the few that it was historically great for”
If I win the megamillions, there will be signs.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I win the megamillions, there will be signs.
sometimes I find it hard to believe that anyone gives a shit about the yankees because I basically didn’t meet a yankees fan until I moved to california
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
sometimes I find it hard to believe that anyone gives a shit about the yankees because I basically didn’t meet a yankees fan until I moved to california
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
Waze sent me crosstown via 46th and why couldn’t the millions fleeing Mamdani have been tourists :(
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Waze sent me crosstown via 46th and why couldn’t the millions fleeing Mamdani have been tourists :(
Nothing like an election with record high turnout to *checks notes* allow people to be as overtly and publicly racist as possible?
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Nothing like an election with record high turnout to *checks notes* allow people to be as overtly and publicly racist as possible?
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AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
maybe dick cheney should die every day
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
maybe dick cheney should die every day
what’s that? A glimmer of hope?
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
what’s that? A glimmer of hope?
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People will say, “The New York I love is DONE” and it’s like a guy who only visited NYC once when his daughter failed to get into CAP21
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
People will say, “The New York I love is DONE” and it’s like a guy who only visited NYC once when his daughter failed to get into CAP21
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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you know what, they got me, I did not expect the world's clumsiest looking demo to happen to the white house
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
you know what, they got me, I did not expect the world's clumsiest looking demo to happen to the white house
WOW LAST NIGHTS JEOPARDY
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
WOW LAST NIGHTS JEOPARDY
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
and all we need to do as fellow human beings is be one less person in the world that she has to fight, but instead people let ignorance push them in the other direction.
In a rare interview, Lia Thomas described what life was like as arguably the most prominent transgender swimmer in the world.
‘It’s easier to fight the whole world than to fight yourself:’ Why transgender swimmer Lia Thomas wouldn’t change a thing | CNN
In a rare interview, Lia Thomas described what life was like as arguably the most prominent transgender swimmer in the world.
www.cnn.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
and all we need to do as fellow human beings is be one less person in the world that she has to fight, but instead people let ignorance push them in the other direction.
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Worst moment for any indigenous tribe or any youth hostel.
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Worst moment for any indigenous tribe or any youth hostel.
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Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect
my dad called me to chit chat and now he’s recounting the giants game as it happens to me in real time
September 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
my dad called me to chit chat and now he’s recounting the giants game as it happens to me in real time
I love @justaconspiracy.bsky.social so much. That’s all.
September 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I love @justaconspiracy.bsky.social so much. That’s all.
All I can say is what the fuck are we doing
September 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
All I can say is what the fuck are we doing
have you ever just wanted something so badly
August 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
have you ever just wanted something so badly
oh man I hope his double and melania’s double like each other
August 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
oh man I hope his double and melania’s double like each other
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Feels like a year of being yelled at for rocking the boat when all you’re trying to do is row
August 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Feels like a year of being yelled at for rocking the boat when all you’re trying to do is row