Xu
@hellotherexu.bsky.social
Comedy writer (McSweeney’s, reductress), TTRPG performer & GM (Kollok, Stool Pigeons), actor, she who exists in the void
I have no smart appliances or devices in my home. I truly believe my house should be as dumb as its occupant (me)
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have no smart appliances or devices in my home. I truly believe my house should be as dumb as its occupant (me)
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🚨LA-based journalists/journos willing to relocate to the west coast:
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We're looking for a senior news editor to help run our news operation in downtown LA!
If you're well-versed in breaking news and want to work with really wonderful humans, APPLY!
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November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🚨LA-based journalists/journos willing to relocate to the west coast:
We're looking for a senior news editor to help run our news operation in downtown LA!
If you're well-versed in breaking news and want to work with really wonderful humans, APPLY!
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We're looking for a senior news editor to help run our news operation in downtown LA!
If you're well-versed in breaking news and want to work with really wonderful humans, APPLY!
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ngl i feel like half the species can’t be the issue here
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ngl i feel like half the species can’t be the issue here
“Ezra Klein nonsense” has me ROLLING
shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“Ezra Klein nonsense” has me ROLLING
Live your life in such a way that millions of people won’t meme your death with joy
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Live your life in such a way that millions of people won’t meme your death with joy
For the first time in so long, I don’t have baseball to watch. I’m like the fish at the end of finding Nemo. Ok what now?
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
For the first time in so long, I don’t have baseball to watch. I’m like the fish at the end of finding Nemo. Ok what now?
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THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE THE 2025 #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS! #CHAMPS
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE THE 2025 #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS! #CHAMPS
This was one of the best World Series of all time. It had everything. 18 innings. A starting pitcher that was on base 9 times. The bullpen coming out. An almost fight. 11 innings. YAMAMOTO pitching two days back to back. I’m so proud of the dodgers. INCREDIBLE!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This was one of the best World Series of all time. It had everything. 18 innings. A starting pitcher that was on base 9 times. The bullpen coming out. An almost fight. 11 innings. YAMAMOTO pitching two days back to back. I’m so proud of the dodgers. INCREDIBLE!!!!
Every November @setherubin.bsky.social & I do a writing contest to see who can write more. Previous year? He kicked my ass. He’s the reigning champ, but this is the year! I am the underdog, sure but put in my coach. Please imagine the little asthmatic kid getting ready to do physical 100. LET’S GO
November 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Every November @setherubin.bsky.social & I do a writing contest to see who can write more. Previous year? He kicked my ass. He’s the reigning champ, but this is the year! I am the underdog, sure but put in my coach. Please imagine the little asthmatic kid getting ready to do physical 100. LET’S GO
Welcome to November 1st. The Halloween people are weeping as they refuse to take down pumpkins, the thanksgiving turkey obsessives are pouring over recipes, the Christmas people have already been playing Mariah Carey for a month. This is the most chaotic time of the year. It’s glorious.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Welcome to November 1st. The Halloween people are weeping as they refuse to take down pumpkins, the thanksgiving turkey obsessives are pouring over recipes, the Christmas people have already been playing Mariah Carey for a month. This is the most chaotic time of the year. It’s glorious.
My ancestor the first cell that absorbed mitochondria: have you tried absorbing mitochondria??? Having a new powerhouse is AWESOME [cell equivalent of fist pump]
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My ancestor the first cell that absorbed mitochondria: have you tried absorbing mitochondria??? Having a new powerhouse is AWESOME [cell equivalent of fist pump]
MOOKIE BETTS!!!
kermit the frog in a video game with the words time to power up above him
ALT: kermit the frog in a video game with the words time to power up above him
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November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
MOOKIE BETTS!!!
me when it’s 12 minutes into game 5 and the jays hit back to back homers
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
me when it’s 12 minutes into game 5 and the jays hit back to back homers
The after 18 innings for your home team in the World Series should automatically be a holiday
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The after 18 innings for your home team in the World Series should automatically be a holiday
The Chicago sports beef runs deeper than religion. And as a former Chicagoan and cubs fan, lol yesssss.
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The Chicago sports beef runs deeper than religion. And as a former Chicagoan and cubs fan, lol yesssss.
FREEMAN FOR THE WIN. I AM SO TIRED. BLESSINGS TO THE DODGERS. I AM NOT MAKING MY 6AM WRITING GROUP AM I?
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
FREEMAN FOR THE WIN. I AM SO TIRED. BLESSINGS TO THE DODGERS. I AM NOT MAKING MY 6AM WRITING GROUP AM I?
The dodgers couldn’t let the blue jays out fruit platter them. That’s petty and I approve of this on a molecular level.
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The dodgers couldn’t let the blue jays out fruit platter them. That’s petty and I approve of this on a molecular level.
If this goes to the 19th inning of the World Series, we get to relive 2015
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
If this goes to the 19th inning of the World Series, we get to relive 2015
TOP OF THE 18TH INNING
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
TOP OF THE 18TH INNING
When I said I wanted to watch more baseball, this isn’t what I meant
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
When I said I wanted to watch more baseball, this isn’t what I meant
Personally I think Obama should run again as vice president. I bet Fox News would think that’s soo cuteeee!
Q: One theory on how you might try to serve a 3rd term is that you could run at the vice president
TRUMP: Yeah, I'd be allowed to do that. But I would rule that out because it's too cute.
TRUMP: Yeah, I'd be allowed to do that. But I would rule that out because it's too cute.
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Personally I think Obama should run again as vice president. I bet Fox News would think that’s soo cuteeee!
Walking into a Home Depot and I immediately get 10 offers for help in whatever capacity I need. It’s like the employees can sense I’ve never held a miter saw before.
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Walking into a Home Depot and I immediately get 10 offers for help in whatever capacity I need. It’s like the employees can sense I’ve never held a miter saw before.
Yamamoto holy shit that was a GAME
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yamamoto holy shit that was a GAME
“We don’t need him” - yalls please. The blue jays would’ve taken him in a heartbeat. This is just jilted ex talk
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“We don’t need him” - yalls please. The blue jays would’ve taken him in a heartbeat. This is just jilted ex talk