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Mark Steadman
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Looks like Aunty got the feedback about the gasp sound effects. Good job. #traitorsUK
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I wake up in the morning and I step outside
I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
I hope this email finds you well
January 8, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I am so thoroughly #conformityGate pilled. I’m loving all these Brits making TikToks at 3am piecing together sounds from Reels and WSQK clips.

Tempted to stay up tonight and follow it all. Or be crushingly disappointed. Either way, makes early January fun.
January 7, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Delighted that Channel 4 have finally shipped an LGTV app. Trying to AirPlay from my iPhone was a nightmare.
January 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Guys, I just want you to know I am 100% faithful.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
1.5/10 B14 #uksnow
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Watching the Night Manager and marvelling at the slow conjoinment of the two great British acting Hughs.

In 2026, you will believe a Hugh can be both Grant AND Laurie.
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
True fact: you can tell the age of my Christmas tree by counting the rings of gaffer tape around the box.
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I've been a long time away from big website builds. It's great to be back doing them again, but sifting through feedback from branding agencies does bring this image to mind:
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Does anyone know where the setting in iOS is that tells Apple I’m not interested in the F1 movie?
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Watched the Rest is Politics interview with Polanski. It's the splash of cold water Zackolytes like me need, because we have to know where we've the most work to do.

We've got the idealism and the hope. Now we need to work on the understanding of the economy we're looking to reshape.
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Knocked out Pluribus ep1 last night. I think I’m either going to really love this show or be infuriated by it.

I’m leaning towards the former as the climax of the episode was charming. And it’s Vince Gilligan.

Might watch it again as I was very very sleepy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
For about 2 years I’ve been using the same starting word in Wordle.

This past week or so I’ve wanted to change it up as I do from time to time.

Today I didn’t start with that word, so I got Wordle in 3 with my usual starting word.

Devastated.
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and gimme 3 rings when you get home.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and would you be willing to complete a short survey about your experience?
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh god, someone needs to tell Chris Packham his ads on the Bold Politics podcast aren't as charming as he thinks they are.
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Just watched “Together”. Phenomenally gross body horror with that nice young lady from Community.

Genuinely funny in parts like a lot of recent horror has been. And an exquisite song choice for the final scene.

Conjoined-nightmare-fuel out of 10.
November 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Today’s Mini was 5mins of confused frustration followed by a moment of pure satisfaction. Well done, editor.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Anyone else got their Wordle streak cruelly robbed from them this week?

I was working towards my second longest streak and despite completing Monday’s puzzle, my number got reset.

Boo I say. And also yes, I’m still playing Wordle. 😉

Love you bye xx
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Learning how easy it is to make your own Greggs style bakes at home is like a hidden power-up.

I mean, the years of my life I would have saved by not eating them literally aren’t worth it.

Scallop bake next?
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Idiocracy is one of those films that isn’t as good as Americans think it is, but it’s hard not to think of it when watching the “president”’s latest AI masterpiece with him in a King Trump emblazoned fighter jet dropping shit onto protestors.
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Settles in to some ice cream and the TV show Daddy Issues.

Been meaning to watch it as I had a sneaking suspicion I’d like it.

Then I discover it’s written by Danielle Ward who was a guest on a podcast of mine and who I listened to on the weekly.

Good shit.
October 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I wonder if all the Paddington musical sounds like Hamilton or if it’s jest that taxidermist’s song? Either way I don’t mind it.
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Ta-da! Erin posing like they own the joint 😆
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Part one of my Green Party adventure is up. Check it out. Consider supporting me. Or at least share this about a bit?

open.substack.com/pub/probably...
The Only Party Left - Part One
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
open.substack.com
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I always bristled at those App Store screenshots that weren’t screenshots but were images of phones with marketing text.

But now that my app is in the Store, the screenshots look shit so I see why people do it.

Oh yeah, and I’m in the App Store, baby!
October 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM