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HelloMartian
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Made it all the way to the volcano only to see that my teammate's backpack looked like fucking this @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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We could really use your help.
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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My contribution to the meme.
December 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM
A maid is a knight that lives in your house!
November 30, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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Crab!!
November 29, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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🚨🚨🚨SUPER BLACK FRIDAY SALE🚨🚨🚨

Nightmare Kart is FREE to download!!! 100% OFF!! real! and trueb!!

Get it now!!

➡️ Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2930160/...
➡️ Itchio! b0tster.itch.io/nmkart
November 29, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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If you’re sober and wobbling right now: get to a meeting, call your sponsor, tell a trusted friend what’s happening in your brain and body.

Losing your hard-earned sobriety over these facist assholes is NOT worth it.

YOU are worth it.
November 6, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Hey guys so my car is in the shop and my cat has to go to the vet today for bloodwork after a 850 dollar surgery last week unexpectedly, so I am super open for commissions. I’m at work so I can’t easily grab my post but please reply or email if interested (my examples almost all Caduecus lmao)
May 7, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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I've seen a group of "just silly little guys" pick a human skeleton clean in the wild in 5 minutes
October 30, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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theyre making conkers bad fur day WOKE by uhh. Giving the poop guy boobs. idk.
October 29, 2023 at 4:15 PM
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Remember who you’re really hurting when you post online
October 28, 2023 at 12:47 PM